Made Of Honor Page #3

about that?

What's the matter with you?

You are single and you've been single,

ever since...

What was her name?

- Sophmore year.

- Plim... Pimpkin, Pimpkin, that's it.

Pimpkin dumped you for him.

Sophmore year, you've never been the same

you haven't been able to sleep.

- Scarred...

- Yeah. You have no idea, how nice it is

to have someone who is gonna be there,

no matter what, what ever.

- Snaps to that.

- And you don't know how nice it is

to sleep with a different

girl every night.

- That's true.

- Nice revital.

You got the best of both worlds, Tom.

No, it's true.

I can sleep with whoever I want,

But I still get to hang

out with Hannah afterwards.

- Perfect setup.

- Yeah, well maybe not for Hannah...

- What's that supposed to mean?

- Come on, Tom. She's a woman.

Yeah, I got that.

- You sure?

- Yeah.

Tom, she's pushing 30.

You think her idea of

"Happily ever after" is

coming home to you

and hanging out after

you got laid?

- Makes you think, right?

- Yeah.

- Hallo?

- Hey.

- Hi.

- How's the weather in England?

It's great.

Only I'm in Scotland.

Right, right.

So it's sunny?

It's 3 in the morning.

- Oh, right. Sorry.

- So it's dark.

- Yeah.

Have you seen the Loch Ness Monster?

- I know, terrible joke...

- Was there something important?

Yeah. You'll

never guess what happened.

- What?

- They filled in the pot hole.

- The pot hole?

- On 83rd.

- Terrific... Hey, Tom?.

- Yeah?

- I'm gonna go back to sleep now.

- Ok. Sure.

Love you.

Good night...

Call me tomorrow.

- This stuff's all old...

- Yeah, that's the point.

- Let's go to Fendi...

- Fendi? No.

We're here,

let's just stay here.

I'm not into old stuff.

Why do you talk like

a six-year-old?

I'm not.

The line is too long...

- Can't we just go somewhere else?

- No.

This is the best bakery in the world.

That's why it's worth waiting in line.

Come on.

We'll play a game.

- Wanna play a game?

- Yeah, I can play a game.

Okay. Good.

- Tell me what to order.

- Why?

You'll see. It will be fun.

Make a suggestion.

- A cookie.

- No, you have to be specific,

like what type of cookie...

A really big cookie.

Tom, your phone's

ringing...

Hallo. Hallo?

Hallo...

- What's wrong?

- Just an important call.

That's because you are

an important person.

Wait! Hey...

We will have...

and 6 of the fried "pork-thingies".

- Yeah. But that's fried. It's not healthy.

- Oh, come on. Have some of the fried...

It won't hurt you.

Thank you.

Move, please!.

God.

This is unbelievable.

- Hallo?

- Hey, hallo?

- Hallo?

- Hannah?

- Hallo?

- Hey.

Tom?

Tom is that you?

- Tom?

- Hallo?

Hallo? You're cutting out,

I can't hear anything you're saying.

Tom? I'm stuck in a

thunderstorm.

I'm surrounded by a wall

of calves.

- I'll call you when I get to the hotel...

- I can't hear you.

Tom?

Hallo.

Hallo! Hallo?

Hallo?

I hate Scotland.

- Having a hard time?

- We're having a hard time...

- Oh yeah? Wan't a hand?

- Thank you, sir.

- Yeah.

- We would love it.

- You'd better sit down, sir.

- ...

- Sit down.

- Sit, sit, sit.

Here we go.

- Thank you.

- No, no, thank you.

- Thank you.

- Have a good afternoon.

You were wonderful.

- Desista enquanto pode.

- Here we go.

- Come on, Scott.

- Let's go.

What you got, Gar?

What you got, Gar? What do you got?

- Come on.

- What do you got, Gary?

Foul! Foul, Tom!

What the matter with you today?

Ahh... I think I might have

feelings for Hannah.

Come on, come on...

Let's just play.

It's just...

Without her, somethings off,

and it's got me thinking that maybe

there's more to life than

just sleeping around.

- I don't understand...

- I'm not following...

Come on, let's just play.

Come on.

- I'll take it out.

- I know exactly what you mean, Tom.

Thanks. Here you go.

I'm gonna tell Hannah.

When she gets home,

I'm gonna tell her that i wanna be with her,

not marriage, just be together.

Yeah, that's romantic...

You have one unheard

message

Hey, Tom. I'm back.

God, I cannot wait to see you.

I don't care what you're

doing tonight, cancel it.

We're going to dinner.

Meet me at that new

trendy place,

next to the small greek place we hated,

that used to be the Thai-fusion place we loved.

Meet me there 8 o'clock,

I have so much to tell you.

- Hey, what have you got?

- Hey Buddy. I'll find you something.

Alright...

Here's something.

How many do you want?

- I'll take the yellow ones.

- Good choice. Ten bucks.

- Here you go.

- Thanks.

- Have a good night.

- I will.

- Sorry, is she already here?

- Over there.

Yeah, thanks.

Oh, God!

- Tom, are you okay?

- I'm alright. Are you alright?

I think I have a broken rib.

- Your flowers, sir.

- They're not mine! I'm fine, I'm okay!.

- I'm okay.

- Are you okay?

- I'm so sorry.

- You alright?

- Here are your flowers.

- What, what...

- You had flowers?

- They're not my flowers.

- They're your flowers.

- I didn't have flowers.

- Hi! It's so good to see you!

- I've missed you.

- Great.

- Come here, there's someone I want you to meet.

Oh good.

It started pouring and suddenly it

was just me in a field of cows.

And, of course we're in Europe

so there's no street signs anywhere

- and it's getting dark...

- And then she thought she was in

some bad whalewolf movie.

"Stay off the moors, Lassie".

Anyway... all of the sudden, out of nowhere,

Colin comes riding up on horseback.

- Can you believe it? A horse.

- Oh...

He asked me if I

needed any help.

You were a "Lady in distress",

what was I supposed to do?

It was right out of a Bront-novel.

So anyway... He shows me

to this charming little Inn,

Were he procedes to buy me

the most awful dinner I've ever had.

It was pretty bad,

even by scottish standards.

Then we just spend the next

month travelling around the country,

getting to know each other,

visiting museums... It was..

- Perfect!

- Perfect!

So... When it was time for

Hannah to leave, I just...

I don't know, I just...

Couldn't let her go.

- So I got down on one knee...

- And he proposed. And I accepted!

- Wow! That's just... Huge, it's...

- So the wedding's coming together very quickly.

- Sounds like it.

- We're gonna be married in Scotland,

- At Colin's parents summer home.

- It's gonna be a pretty small thing.

We can't expect too many people

making the trip over sea, just for a night.

- The Fourth?

- Right.

- That's two weeks!

- It's crazy, isn't it?

- Have you ever been to Scotland, Tom?

- You know, I haven't.

- You should see the wee church we're gonna have.

- It's the same one Colin's parent's were married in.

It's pretty spectacular, just a walk

from my destillery.

- Destillery?

- Colin's famliy owns the largest

whiskey destillery in

Scotland.

Tom.. Look, If you're getting married

I expect to be your "Best Man".

Tom... Will you be my

"Maid of Honor"?

Your "Maid of Honor"?

Sorry.

What is it with you, man?

I didn't...

Excuse me... Excuse me!

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