Made Of Honor Page #5

- Take a shot, chief!

- Sorry, guys.

- Did you see that?

Probably not allowed to just

stuff it in like that.

- He dunks the ball.

- Sorry. Sorry.

He dunks the ball...

That was awsome! You can dunk!

He can dunk! That is awsome.

If that's allowed, why

don't you guys all do it?

If we could, we would.

Right?

- Play?

- Guys.

- No.

- Yeah!

- Score!

- Yeah.

- Yes!

- Good game, yeah, good game.

My brother!

- Looks like you're getting more competition..

- I know, I know...

I love this guy!

Sh*t.

- You alright?

- Yeah.

What happening?

My boy's got mad cow

disease.

We have got to get some dirt

on this guy.

I got a guy I use when a spouse

suspect infedility.

Everybody's got skeletons in the closet.

Nobody is skweeky-clean,

- and my guy's the best.

- I don't know, it just seems so cheep.

Don't worry, I'll charge you dubble

because you're rich.

I mean, it's a cheep thing to do.

- He play's cheep, you gotta match that.

- How does Colin play cheep?

That whole thing with

Hannah, being scottish.

Making her fall in love

with him in Scotland.

That "monster thing" of his.

Fine.

Get the dirt.

That's cool.

VIA ESPRESSA NASSAU/VAN WYCK

AEROPORTO KENNEDY A 2.5 KM

What's he gonna do,

eat her?

Come on, come on.

Take a breath. Take a...

Thanks, Tom.

- Yeah, have a great flight.

- Right. Thanks, mate.

Come on...

- I love you, Colin.

- Bye.

Bye.

- Yeah...

- My God.

- Need some chap stick?

- Yeah...

So... What church should

we go to?

Grace's Church.

Thank you so much for coming

with me to meet the reverend.

- No problem.

- He is the sweetest man...

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

He married my parents and insisted

on coming to Scotland to do my wedding.

Why didn't Colin stay and do

this with you?

It was more important for him

to go back to Scotland to pertition

The Grand Counsil

so Colin and I could get married.

I don't know. Grand?

What does that mean?

I'm not Scottish and his family

is kind of...

What?

Royalty.

Royalty?

- Royalty? Is he like a King?

- No!. No, he's a Duke.

A Duke?

- Hannah, darling.

- Reverend Foote.

And this must be the lucky young man

who is marrying our beautiful Hannah.

Oh, no.

- I'm not marrying him

- No...

This is Tom,

my "Maid Of Honor".

- Maid of Honor?

- Yes.

How about that...

We have many gay and lesbian

members of the congregation.

Welcome.

- Thank you.

- Thank you, Reverend.

So...

- Let's talk about the wedding.

- Okay.

I need to get some details

about you and...

- Colin.

- Colin, yes.

I want to work it

in to the ceremony.

Okay. It was such a

whirl wind. Really...

Yes, enlighten me.

Tell me about it.

Hannah, darling.

Hannah, I think it's important

to dig deep her for the vowes

and tell the Reverend all

you know about Colin.

- All that you love about him.

- Okay.

And not just the obvious stuff,

but those unique characteristics

that are Colin.

Those things that make you

laugh and say...

"That's so Colin".

Right...

And then, maybe you could get some

information from Colin...

and emphasize their unique bond,

their shared history.

Off course.

We could talk about

love at first sight.

Well, that's always a

crowd pleaser, but...

Hannah... Elaborate...

Tell me more about him.

How you feel about him.

Where did you meet?

- In Scotland...

- Modigliani!

Your first summer in New York City,

you were dating a guy who worked on Wall Street...

and he asked you to move in

with him and you weren't quite sure...

And it was right around that time

that you "discovered" Modigliani...

And became obsessed

with this painting...

of this woman who had this

blue scarf on, holding a baby.

And Hannah said:
"That

painting captured the essens

of that woman better

than any photograph".

I can't believe you

can remember that.

I also remembered that she

freaked, because she said she felt more

passionate about that painting

than she did obut "Mr. Wall Street"...

And she wondered if she could

ever meet somebody

that could make her feel this

passionate as that work of art.

That's good.

That's good.

Modigliani.

Now I know why you picked

him to be "Maid of Honor".

Yes...

Come on! Who's ready to loose some

money tonight! Because I'm feeling lucky!

You guys are late.

How you doing?

- How you holding up, champ?

- Stressed.

What the hell is this?

- Hannah's shower's in the morning .

- Well where are we gonna play?

We're not gonna play until

these baskets get done,

and everything else gets done.

- What about this party mix?

- That's "pot-pourri".

This is perfect...

- Come on Felix, take that off...

- Have you ever had one of these?

- That's funny...

- You can't even see.

You'll have to,

to sleep with you...

- Take this.

- You could be like blinded.

No, I'm not playing with baskets.

It's poker night.

You put "Bayberry" with "Serenidade".

- You don't like?

- No, it's interesting.

Just thought it was obvious that

"Bayberry" worked best with "Harmony".

Really? I've been putting "Bayberry"

with "Tahitian Sunrise".

- That I like. That's Zen.

- Yeah.

You know what I like? I like how

you put the batball right in the center.

I like that so much that I'm gonna

see you ball and raise you another ball.

That's a good idea.

We should definetely have 2 balls...

- Yeah. Do another ball.

- Hey, Dennis...

Come and curl some ribbon.

I can feel my sperm dying inside

of me, one at a time.

Shut up and grab a basket.

Come on, it's fun.

I'm going to a strip club

to eat some meat.

Then I'm gonna get into a fight.

Call me when you find your

balls, Tom.

Alright, tuff guy.

Or maybe they're in the basket,

next to the "Tahitian Sunrise".

Someone's afraid of his

feminin side...

Look at that... Nice job

with the fluffing.

Look at that.

- Perfect. Perfect.

- What is that, my friends.

- Look at us.

- Come on.

- Can't loose.

- Good work, huh?

Hello ladies.

You look lovely today.

- Tom!

- Oh, Hillary. How are you?

Good. Everything looks wonderful.

This is the best shower

I've ever been to.

Really? You think so?

You know what, Hillary?

You should really eat something.

No, Tom. I'm fine.

Fine. I'm okay.

What you ladies would go

through to fit in to a dress...

This pretty much blows your rule out of

the water about no women allowed at your place.

What good is a rule if you

don't break it every now and then?

I'm very, very impressed

Thank you.

Listen to that.

Gay Gordon's party remix,

just for you.

Hear the horn.

- It's good isn't it?

- No.

Let me turn it up there...

It's...

- It's a little loud...

- What?

- It's a little loud!

- Okay. There you go.

Look at this. Try this.

Haggis pink.

It's pepper, cheese, chopped up baby

lam lung, and cow petuitary gland.

- How are you?

- ...

It's a Scottish delicacy.

Colin recomended it.

Ladies, ladies.

Look...

What just came,

for Hannah.

It's from Colin, everyone.

Oh wait. There's a card.

There's a card, a card...

For:
"Hannah".

"Hannah, my love, this is the ekstremely

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