Mancation Page #4

I guess the closest

translation would be...

...which loosely translates

to "american cow grease. "

You better not be f***ing

with me, reynolds.

No no, I'm not, sir.

Trust me.

Wait wait wait wait, let me get a pen.

I got some...

I'm gonna write this down.

I can't remember

this sh*t.

Yo, look at that ass, man.

God damn!

That white b*tch got dumps

like a trucker ho.

- Ooh!

- Excuse me?

What?

No no no no,

excuse you!

I wasn't talking to you.

- I was talking to my boy.

- You trying to get f***ed up.

I think he's trying to get

f***ed up in here, man.

What's up, man? You trying to

get f***ed up, motherf***er?

Yeah-Ha! You trying

to get f***ed up?

The f*** you say?

I think they're in a gang.

Don't be a f***ing a**hole.

They're not in a gang.

They're color-Coordinated.

This sh*t is fresh.

They're probably a band.

I mean, boyz ii men.

- You didn't think of that?

- They're not boyz ii men.

Are you trying

to start some sh*t?

Yeah, i think he's trying

to start some sh*t up in here.

No no no no,

you're just trying to pay

This a**hole's finely-Built

girlfriend a compliment

And he clearly

doesn't value your opinion.

That's right. That's

exactly what i was doing.

And who can blame you?

Look at that thing

Just sticking out like a luscious

apartment air conditioner.

You just wanna... Pow!

You know?

Yeah, apartment air conditioner.

That's exactly

what i was thinking.

Right?

Mmm. Yeah, i kinda

like this guy.

This guy's not that bad.

- Yeah, he's all right.

- He's all right.

- yeah?

- Yeah, he cool.

- I like you guys too.

- Guys!

All right, all right.

Admittedly,

i didn't see that coming.

- What the hell happened?

- They got jumped.

- You didn't do anything?

- I figured they had it coming.

Obviously, people don't just

get jumped for no reason.

Adam yes, but leo?

Come on.

Adam's a bad influence.

What am i supposed to think?

- Leo, what the hell happened?

- They just...

They just jumped us

for no reason.

No, it's true.

Everything was great.

They was my dawgs

And then they just threw us

through the f***ing window.

But the joke's on them, though,

'Cause they just dropped

their handkerchiefs.

My god. F***ing simpleton.

These aren't

handkerchiefs. The...

These are colors.

You didn't get jumped into

a gang, you f***ing moron.

Get your head

out of your ass.

No no no no,

not a full member.

I didn't put any work in.

But probationary,

honorary at the very least.

You're an idiot.

No, like... You're an idiot.

Whatever, son. I'm coloring

up. Flying and proud.

You're gonna

get us killed.

- Ah.

- He's gonna get us...

Soldier till i die, kid.

That's not even gang lingo.

# Yo, i crack the whip,

you play the game #

# Every encounter that's

obstructionary comes in my name #

# So that you came to become

obsessed with my location #

# Clues to my identity

denied to the impatient #

# Step up, i sense...

It's up here somewhere.

- You said that on the last seven streets.

Do you even know

where the f*** it is?

Christ, slam on the brakes.

No, that's not it.

Wait! Yeah, that is it.

Sh*t.

Dan said there's

a key under the mat.

Wait here.

Sounds like he found a key.

- Gentlemen.

- All right. Thanks, moses.

Not bad.

Not bad at all.

Bust-Ass b*tches.

Whose place is

this again?

It's my boy dan.

I worked with him at best buy.

Bought this place

on a best buy salary, huh?

No no, found a finger

in his omelet at denny's

- And sued for a sh*t-Ton of

American dream.

Hey, where's the bathroom?

I need

to get cleaned up.

It's a bathroom, not a woman

to love and respect you.

I think you'll find it.

Really?

Oh.

Why does your friend have

a cabinet full of bonerall?

Yeah, not to mention this place

reeks of icy hot and old pennies.

And the only bottles

of alcohol they have here is

The lovely creme de menthe.

Dude found a thumb

in his rascal flatts breakfast.

All right? That kind of

thing fucks you up for life.

Stop going through

his sh*t, all right?

We're not even gonna be here

anyway. Just f***ing pour the shots,

Let's hit the town like a house

afire and get this sad bastard laid.

Hey, enough said.

I heard you there.

Cheers.

Bottoms up.

It smells

like coleslaw.

Sky hook!

You're starting to kinda

like it, right?

# This is, this is

# This is

an american anthem #

# This is, this is

# This is

an american anthem #

# This is, this is

# This is

an american anthem... #

Good evening, ladies.

How are you doing?

I'm the manager

of this fine establishment.

I'd like to see

your i. D. S again.

But we wanna make sure

there is no underage drinking

So i would...

Thank you very much.

That would be very nice.

Thank you. And thank you.

Hey, thanks again, leo,

for coming down here.

- It means a lot to me.

- No no, of course.

Vince, I'm here

for you, okay?

So did you wanna

talk about it?

I mean, how could

i let this happen to me?

Hey, look,

you can't... Don't...

Don't go blaming

yourself for this.

I just... I wish

cyndi could've let me know

About her little secret

before the merger.

I can't

f***ing think straight.

Wait a minute.

Merger?

Are you still going

through with this?

Organ donor? Hmm.

Okay, there you go.

This one's for you.

Thank you, ladies. Thank

you very much. Appreciate it.

Okay.

Meredith jamison.

Status says "it's

complicated. "

It's not that complicated

when you're gagging on it.

Oh yeah.

Speaking of gagging. Hey.

I don't have

a choice, okay?

I can't start at a new

company from scratch.

I just can't. L...

To get where i am today?

I'd be old enough

to retire.

That woman...

She can ruin

my personal life,

But I'm not gonna let her take

my career away from me too.

I'll just go through

with the merger

And take care of my

fake marriage after that.

I guess that's why they say not to

dip your pen in company ink, huh?

You like my glasses?

Do i look like a dallas cowboy?

You like

the dallas cowboys?

Do i look like one?

Like a roy rogers?

Watch it, dickhole.

Did you say you wanted

to watch my dick grow?

Oh! How controversial.

My name is igor.

He's my boots.

What's your name,

bandana man?

What the f***

did you just call me?

Oh. Oh, i think

me calling him "bandana man"

Was too controversial

for him.

You want to get controversial,

i will get real controversial.

You don't want controversy. Don't

pretend like you know controversy.

You wouldn't know controversy if

it pulled up to a middle school,

Showed you its penis

and make you take a blood job.

You mean a blow job,

you stupid limey.

Do i?

Oh, he doesn't know

what a blood job is.

How cute. How cute.

What if i was more in love

With the idea

of being in love

With the boss's daughter,

Rather than actually

being in love?

All right, vince.

Let's do this, okay?

Oh, come on, brady, please. Let

me just drink myself into oblivion.

I don't think i can be rejected

by another woman tonight.

No no no, it's not gonna happen,

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