Mancation Page #5
because I've done some top-Notch recon.
According to their
facebook profiles,
I've narrowed it down
Meredith...
She is first up.
Her relationship status says
"it's complicated,"
Which means that you can
definitely have sex with her.
You just gotta get her drunk,
get a little your knee.
Okay. Also, we have jane,
Who's in the corner
over there.
with a guy named eric.
And now eric was a
real nice guy. Too nice.
You gotta call her an idiot, a schmuck,
maybe tell her that her thighs are really fat.
Also we have chelsea. She was
actually dating an a**hole,
So you gotta be
on the flipside of that one.
Be really nice with her,
but be very careful,
Because she's on her period, so you
might wanna be trolling for colon.
Okay, get in there. I got three other
ladies that are f***ing whack jobs
- And they love to get bl...
- Brady. Brady, listen,
I'm not interested, okay? I'm
not interested in anyone in here.
None of these girls
are even my type.
I'm... I don't want to talk
to a girl tonight,
Let alone a girl
who's gonna...
Okay, i'll be right back.
Okay? I'll be right back.
Why do you gotta
start sh*t, biatch?
Fight! There's gonna be a fight!
Boots, take my pelt.
- Rebecca!
Fight fight fight fight
Dude, seriously.
Come on, relax.
We can all talk about this.
Let's be rational, all right?
Ladies, is it just me or is this
one's pants bulge unimpressive?
You're f***ing dead!
I'll kill you!
Hey hey.
Whoa whoa whoa!
- Yo, guys!
- The big one is all mine!
- Divide and conquer! Bring him down!
- Come on!
- What are you doing?
- Come on.
Look, you're all acting
like children.
Violence is not the answer,
okay? Violence is not funny.
- Oh god!
- Douche.
I say we get
some tec-9s,
Roll out looking to pop
hollows in that kraut bastard.
Look, guys, i don't
think he's a german.
He's actually
russian, dude.
I don't care if he's the president
of f***ing england. He's a dead man.
Guys, uh, shut up.
- Hello? Hello?
- vince! Vince!
This big american cow grease...
It's a huge hit
with the japanese. Huge!
You've done it again, vince!
# I like girl that wear
abercrombie & fitch #
# I'd take her
if i had one wish... #
Great. I take it the yakitoris
are having a good time?
Oh god, yeah!
They're a great bunch of guys!
Excellent. So have you
given anymore thought
- To what we talked about this morning?
- You know, actually, vince,
- I really have.
- And?
the bastards,
But it's not gonna be
as much fun, i don't think.
# Think it's fly
when girls stop by #
# For the summer,
for the summer... #
Uh, sir, I'm sorry.
Can you hang on one second?
I have another call. Actually, is
there anything else you need from me?
How do you say "hooker"?
- I'm sorry?
- Ah, forget it. We'll figure it out.
# New kids on the block had
a bunch of hits #
# Chinese food
makes me sick... #
Okay.
- Hello.
- Hi, it's me.
- Hi. Your dad says hi.
- Where are you?
- Like you even care.
- Of course i care.
Don't be silly.
You're my husband
and i love you.
You... You mean that?
No.
I'm just really good
at lying.
You are a monster.
- Put a cap in her too.
- No. No caps, okay?
No tec-9s. No rough
riding and gang banging.
All right? We're down
here for one more day.
Forget about the russian.
I'm going to bed early.
I suggest you all do the same.
Hey, man.
I don't do bright
or early.
Well, this isn't
about you.
Listen, there's a lot
So i got us on kind of
a rigid schedule,
But it's nothing
we can't handle.
- Please stop yelling.
- After this, we'll hit the outlets,
And then I've got us doing a
quick nine-Hole of miniature golf
Before we go have lunch by lucy
the elephant. I made reservations.
- You're welcome.
- How are you this f***ing chipper?
It's seven
of morning o'clock.
What do you mean,
rigid schedule?
of this outing
Was to inject
something unexpected,
Throw a little fun
in your life.
Okay, you guys know me.
I like knowing what
I'm gonna do, okay?
And i can't be happy
unless i do.
It's really not
that big a deal.
It is, but it isn't. I mean
you can't just plan everything.
Have a little spontaneity
in your life, all right?
- It can't hurt.
- If I'm not mistaken,
Vince didn't actually plan
to turn his wife
Into a box-Chomping
carpet muncher
And that happened on its own,
didn't it? That looked like it hurt.
Yeah, you've got a point.
But you know what?
of coming here to atlantic city
Was to go out, have a great
time, be with your buds...
Just to have a great time. I
don't understand what you're doing.
You wanna go fricking shopping.
You wanna go to outlets.
What if i like the outlets? I do. I do.
I like the outlets.
I like bargains.
I like shopping. I like not
wasting each minute of the day
- And i especially like the
handmade candle store. -
My god, that is the lamest
thing I've ever heard!
Can we just get
our d*cks wet?
Would you keep it down?
We're in public.
What, her? Like she's
little miss proper?
Would it kill you to have
a little decency?
Trust me,
that chick's a skank.
There's no father.
- Keep it down.
- That kid was probably the byproduct
of def leppard.
He's... Ma'am, I'm so sor...
Why do you always have
to be the loudest
A... sshole in the place?
- And it gets old real fast.
- Leo, relax, okay?
- That's just the way he is. - Just
because that's the way he's always been
Doesn't mean he gets a free
pass for being a piece of crap.
Adam, you may have gotten away
with that in college,
But you're a full-Grown man now,
What? How? Like you? Like
a little b*tch all the time?
- No no, i'll pass.
- I'm not a little b*tch.
- I'm not.
- It's okay.
One in 12 men was born
with a vagina.
It's perfectly natural.
Vince, i don't know how
you can stand this guy.
I've forgotten how much
of a child he is.
- What, you think you're better
then me or something? - Yes, i do.
And maybe if you'd act like
a respectable human being
For a day,
you would understand why.
And maybe if you pulled
that pinecone
Out of your a**hole
for one day and let loose,
You'd see the world needs people
like me to keep it interesting.
So the world needs an obnoxious jerk
with a false sense of entitlement?
Yes! I am the yin
to your pompous,
Fart-Sniffing yang.
Whatever. Fine.
I will flip you for it.
I win, you keep
your big mouth shut
For the rest of the day
and behave like a gentleman,
- So we can actually enjoy ourselves.
- Leo, not a good idea.
You win, i will go the rest
of the day under your wing.
I'll do whatever you do.
I'll live the way you live.
I'll be the yin
to my own yang.
How's that sound,
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