Mancation Page #8
Just so everyone knows...
- Just so you know daddy doesn't care.
So what are you getting, anyway?
A prince albert.
Like a portrait or?
Sure
you're ready for this, dude?
Let's get dangerous.
Her and i have always had this
sort of unspoken thing, you know?
But neither one of us wanted
to put ourselves out there
Because we're
such good friends.
And that went on for years,
even through college.
I'd be seeing someone
and she'd be single,
Or she'd be seeing someone
and i was single.
And then cyndi came along and it just
seemed like such a perfect arrangement.
I would still think about rebecca
and wonder what it would be like,
You know,
if we ended up together.
And then i hadn't really given
it much thought until recently.
Then i walk in
on cyndi cheating on me
And all at once i felt...
...nothing. L... I
honestly felt nothing.
Complete indifference.
I mean, yeah, i was shocked
or surprised or whatever,
'Cause i didn't
see it coming, but...
i don't know.
I think...
maybe i was more in love with the
idea of marrying into the vanderplatts.
But then i found out rebecca is
gonna be down here in atlantic city,
And i had to come down here and
tell her how i felt, you know?
We have turned this town
upside down to try to find her
And this is the last place
i know she'd be,
So i know she's gotta
be somewhere nearby.
- How do you know that? - If you
actually stepped into the 21st century,
You would know that facebook
is fantastic for stalking exes.
If you see right here,
on foursquare she said
That she was here at the
convention center at 4:00.
Do you know where
we were at 4:
00 today?- Yeah.
- Fudge kitchen.
Yeah, okay.
Damn it.
Okay, do you know
where she is now?
I have a pretty good idea.
Great. Let's...
Let's go find her.
You sure
you wanna do that?
Are you out
of your mind?
Pay attention, junior,
What am i supposed
to learn from watching
Thinking about it too much. It's
all about going big or going home.
All right, you're gonna
feel a slight pinch...
- i can handle that... followed by
a very excruciatingly painful tearing
As i stick this barb
through your urethra.
Look, okay, you don't
have to do this.
All right?
No, i get it. I get it.
It's all about going big
or going home, right?
Going big or going home.
Do it.
All right,
here we go.
Oh.
That wa...
That wasn't so bad.
All right,
now we're disinfected.
Now... it's time
to actually do the piercing.
- Hold my hand.
- What?
Hold my f***ing hand!
Look, i don't know
what the problem is.
- I know she feels the same way.
- But that's not the issue.
no issue, okay?
It's real simple...
First we find her,
Then i bring her in
real close
time in statistics class
When we almost
accidentally kissed
And how i thought
about that for years after
About how i wish
it had actually happened.
And then she'll know.
She'll know exactly
what I'm talking about.
And then i just lay it
out there, you know?
I let her know that I'm in love
with her and that i always have been.
And if that doesn't work,
i have an ace up my sleeve.
Okay, i think
i found a loophole.
No! I'm not gonna watch you get
your heart broken in two again, okay?
You know, i knewyou would
say something like that.
I knew it. That's why i didn't
tell you why we came down here.
Rebecca's not
some drunk skank
On the cover
of "society page," okay?
She's not cyndi.
She's not your ex.
- She's... She's different.
- I know she is.
what the f***ing problem is.
You. You're
the f***ing problem.
- What is that supposed to mean? - You're
setting yourself up for failure again.
You refuse to understand that
you can't control everything.
Sh*t, you bullet-Point
in your own head
How you're gonna convince rebecca
to give you a second chance.
I've seen you do this before. You did it
with fricking cyndi, for crying out loud.
- Life does not work that way.
- So you've got this figured out then?
You know what's best for me.
Is that right?
F*** you, brady. Okay?
You don't know sh*t about me.
You don't know what's going on.
Yeah, some f***ing best man
you turned out to be.
Yeah, and a best man would give
a fricking speech, a**hole.
Oh yeah?
Well, i'd like to think
That a best man would take 20
f***ing minutes out of his day
To plan something for someone
he calls his best friend.
You know, i should've had
leo be my best man.
At least i know
he would have the decency
Not to go on about gang bangs
and cleveland steamers
In front of my grandmother.
"Ladies and gentlemen,
family and friends,
Family and friends.
Vince.
I've had the privilege
To know him now
for almost 25 years.
And honestly,
i gotta say
He's been one of the best
friends i could ever have.
In seventh grade,
we were in gym.
Do you remember this, vince?
We were running track.
I tripped and i fell
into a huge puddle...
Completely drenched,
head to toe...
With a white t-Shirt
no less.
Now, mind you,
I was not the...
slimmest kid
in the school.
But you know what?
I held my head high.
But when i fell
in that puddle,
All the kids started
pointing at me,
Laughing at me,
making fun of me.
But without hesitation,
Vince ran up to me
And literally took
his shirt off his back
And gave it to me.
And that's what
makes you so wonderful.
And to see you here with
cyndi... Who, by the way,
Without a doubt
Is the most breathtaking
bride i have seen...
And to see the way
That you make
Of all the times
You've made me smile
throughout the years.
To vince. "
This is the one thing
i planned.
Head over to baltic.
Right by the boardwalk,
there's a house party there.
That's where
you'll find her.
Luck.
One, two, three.
Stop!
Oh god!
Oh god.
God! Stop!
I wish i was
at the flower show!
That was the most amazing
thing I've ever seen.
- I've done worse.
- I get it now.
I totally get it, right.
'Cause being
an a**hole isn't about
Proving something
to someone else.
No no no no, it's about
proving something to yourself.
To this guy
right here, right?
Just like the time...
Like george washington,
When he punched
his dentist in the dick.
Right?
Exactly. Your eyes are
opening, little reynolds.
I feel alive, you know?
I feel, like, born again.
I just wanna rattle
some cages.
The consequences
be damned.
F*** yeah.
Hey!
Motherfuckers!
Oh boy.
Hey hey hey, what are you guys
doing out here on the boards?
Shouldn't you be, like...
I don't know...
Building a railroad
Or opening up
a dry-Cleaning business?
- wait wait.
- All right, you got 'em.
Wait wait wait wait wait, hold on.
Oh no! Godzirra!
Here godzirra come!
Destroy buildings.
I need more buildings.
- Okay.
- Radiation!
- Okay, you're good, you're good. Got 'em.
- Wait wait wait.
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