Marvellous Page #3
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- 2014
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And God bless Norman Barrett MBE,
of Zippo's Circus.
God bless...
Ken Dodd.
And God bless Lou Macari
and help him in his task to return
Stoke City to the top division.
Amen.
Or to the play-offs, at least.
For like Job we have
been sorely destined.
Why, why, why, Delilah?
So before...
- You can take us up, Lou.
- I hope so. I really hope so.
No, I mean I know you will.
Aye, good, great. Aye. Top man.
I told my vicar he'll make Bishop one day,
and I'll be right about that too.
Aye, right, great.
That's... that's great.
- Macari!
- Macari!
Not been waiting out
there all day, have you?
I have, yeah.
In case you needed me, like.
That's very good of you,
but have you not got work to do?
I'm out of work at the moment.
I'm sorry to hear that.
And what's your trade?
Circus clown.
Alright.
And what was your act?
Making people happy, you know.
I used to get chucked off the
back of a fire engine every night.
So how come you got sacked?
Face didn't fit.
Night, then.
Night.
A clown, you say?
How do you fancy coming to work for me?
Kit man?
It'd be great, yeah.
I'll have to square it with the university,
like, but I think they'll be alright with it.
What do you do at the university?
Help them out. With the students.
What, you don't get flung off the
back of a fire truck there as well?
No, it's not really called for.
I suppose not.
Well, I'll see you on Monday then, aye?
See you Monday, Lou.
Top man.
Are you absolutely sure
you've got this right, Neil?
The manager of Stoke City, Mr Lou Macari
offering you, Neil Baldwin, a job?
Mr Lou Macari of Manchester
United and Scotland, yes.
I'm starting a file on him.
You want a biscuit?
No, but you have one. Don't make crumbs.
You can only just see the
pattern on the carpet as it is.
I know better than anyone
how much you love football.
I know you love football because of me.
It's just that...
What exactly does it entail, this job?
Laying out the clean kit,
picking up the dirty kit
taking it to the laundry.
Well, you had me
believing you 'til then.
You've never so much as picked up
a dirty sock in your lifetime.
Your bedroom's like the
hold in Noah's ark.
Are you sure you've got that right?
Are you sure you've got this right?
Tell the boss Nello's here.
What can I say?
He was the right man for the job.
Thank you very much.
Come on.
O ye of little faith.
Wherefore didst thou doubt?
Matthew:
14.Come on, out of the way!
You don't want any more injuries!
Who's that?
New kit man.
Keep it tight.
Get in behind that lumbering
fullback of theirs.
Defending corners we leave Laino up.
But we need to get tight on
their two big lads at corners.
Paddy, you stick to that big fella like glue.
Alright? Don't let him breathe.
First to the ball.
Don't give them time or space.
Now, we do that in the first 10
minutes and they won't worry us.
Laino. What?
What is it, son?
Oh, for f***'s sake!
Get in here, you!
What the f***, what the f***,
what the f***ing hell is that?
Well done, lads.
Well played, Paddy, son.
Well played, lads.
Oh f*** off!
Kick him out! He's trying to cheat!
He's trying to cheat!
I took the head off.
Just in time, by the looks of you.
Bloody hell, Nello. A few spuds round
you and you make a roast dinner.
I talked a girl out of
killing herself once.
Young student.
What, dressed as a chicken?
No, course not.
Dressed as Father Christmas.
Oh, right.
And what's that got to
do with the chicken suit?
Fancy dress. Good for morale.
Charlie Cairoli taught me that.
He's a very good friend of mine.
Just out of interest
what did you say to that girl
who wanted to kill herself?
I said, 'we've all got to go sometime,
love, but why do you have to go now'?
Night.
- Alright, gorgeous?
- Alright.
- Ey up, how's it going, Nello?
- Good, yeah.
Nello! Nello!
Alright, mong?
Make sure that tea's ready
and waiting for tomorrow.
I'm not a mong.
I'm a registered clown.
That was a bit harsh.
You've got to carry on.
Didn't you feel he was picking on you?
Because of your difficulties?
What difficulties?
O Lord my God
when I in awesome wonder consider
all the works thy hand hath made
I see the stars
I hear the mighty thunder
thy power throughout
the universe displayed.
Then sings my soul,
my Saviour God, to thee
how great thou art, how great thou art!
Then sings my soul,
my Saviour God, to thee
how great thou art, how great thou art!
...You fat bastard! You fat bastard!
When I look down from
lofty mountain grandeur
and hear the brook,
and feel the gentle breeze.
Then sings my soul,
my Saviour God, to thee...
- A shock signing?
- Well, he's a bit of an unknown quantity.
I don't even really want
to reveal his name.
Er, we'll let him do his
own talking on the pitch.
And he'll be given an opportunity
at pre-season matches.
We've got to get some weight off him.
Er, he's not in the best of condition.
But you know, I put my head
and have taken that opportunity
and brought him here.
Let's just see what lies ahead, Ivan.
Let's just take it from game to game.
Well, he's, er... He's Neil, isn't he?
You know what I mean.
I know. Neil, my son. Yes.
But he's just great to have around.
He's, er, well, he's funny.
He doesn't always mean to be.
Aye, well that does make
it a wee bit funnier.
If you don't mind me saying.
No, not at all.
...couldn't f***ing turn on
a f***ing manhole cover.
You've got love handles like my
missus and she's six months pregnant!
Alright, Nello, got a
f***ing brew on, or what?
Sorry about that, Mrs Baldwin.
Where were we?
You were telling me why
you've given my Neil a job.
Well, he's... he's genuine.
He doesn't have an angle.
And you go a long way in this game
to find a bloke without an angle.
And the fact that...
well, that he isn't perhaps
as quick on the uptake...
Quick on the uptake?
We're talking about
footballers here, Mrs Baldwin.
It's not exactly University
Challenge out there.
Even so, I had thought...
Well...
I won't be around forever,
and I have to be sure he'll be alright.
Of course.
What mother wouldn't want that?
I had put his name down for a monastery,
for when I'm not here, to keep an eye.
He seemed to like it there.
A monastery?
Neil?
Your son belongs in a
changing room, Mrs Baldwin.
He loves it here. And we love him.
God, he gives us all a lift.
And he's... indispensable.
- Paddy.
- Yes, boss.
You'll do for me, young man.
Thanks, boss.
- Laino.
- Yes, boss.
Just play.
How should I play, boss?
Play well.
And as for you, Thumper.
Bomber, boss.
I think you'll find Thumper's
the name of the rabbit in Bambi.
I'm the boss.
If I call you Thumper,
your name's Thumper.
Right, boss.
Let's just play the game right.
And the main thing is this
this is what you've got
to get into your noggins.
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