Massacre on Aisle 12 Page #4
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Well I didn't know that.
How would I know that.
I don't-I'm really
really sorry.
Otto oh you shut your f***in'
mouth you crying little girl.
Dave shh. Santa ho, ho, ho.
Merry f***ing Christmas.
Now okay, I know this is
here's how we're
gonna' do things.
Santa uh, uh, uh,
back off. Or you're gonna
go on Santa's naughty list.
I will use this thing.
Intentionally.
Barbie baby.
Grab the money.
Black Jack hey what are
you doin' you drunk f***.
Snata ha, ha. I'm tired
of givin' presents.
It's time for Santa to get some.
What's this?
I, I wouldn't touch
that. It's a dye pack.
Come, come, let me see that.
Thank you.
Warning. Contents
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Santa woah!
Tara oh my god!
Black Jack f***!
That is going to be one
messy workman's comp claim.
Jack, get the pap-
Jack?
Jack ladies and gentleman. Thank
you for shopping at Mr. Beavers.
The store is now
closed for the evening.
However, none of us are
leaving until we figure out what
we're doing with all
this great money.
Anybody thinks otherwise.
I locked the store.
I set the alarms.
And for your
further inconvenience.
I cut the phone lines.
I'm kind of a little
high right now.
And, I'm pretty sure I'm going
to be fired in the morning for,
a, smoking pot in
the store, and uh, uh,
2, shootin' Otto
with a crossbow.
But uh, I've decided,
I'm not leavin'
till I get that money.
Where are our phones Mr. Kipper.
Are they still in your office?
Oh there's a cell phone
party goin' on right now in the
shitter by the way.
Now that my high is wearin'
off, I'm startin to realize that
whoever killed that
guy in the box probably
wants that money too.
And he'll probably
kill us all for it.
And if one of us is the killer.
I just locked us
in here with him.
Folks.
We have a situation here.
Black Jack well no sh*t.
Otto he's loosin' it.
Pharms he's trippin' hard.
It's you.
What?
You did it. You killed him.
The f*** are you
talkin' about man?
You didn't want
Mr. Kipper to help
and then you pretended
it wasn't heavy.
Come on man. It
wasn't even like that.
You said it was slippery.
Look man. I didn't do t is sh*t.
I didn't even know this
mother f***er was in there.
Oh that's bull sh*t.
I'm not shittin you. I
didn't kill this dude.
I don't even
want the f***in' money.
But I can't let you
all take it either.
Why not?
What you mean why not?
If we take this money it
looks like we killed this man.
Black Jack and that's what
the cops are gonna' think.
I want no part to that sh*t.
Why didn't you tell me
you suspected a possible
employee theft Jackson.
Black Jack Mr. Kippler. Shut the f*** up.
I didn't kill this man.
Now that's the end of that sh*t.
Jackson, you're fired.
Oh you got balls now?
Pharms I don't know Jackson.
You have a violent
disposition. A quick temper.
And of course you're
black. The odds point to you.
Sh*t the odds point to you.
The dope dealer holdin'
a dangerous weapon
pointin' at people and sh*t.
Two to one says you did it.
I'd say you're more two to one
odds. I'm kind of three to one.
And I did not even
use this. Jack did.
I'd put even odds on him.
We can't forget
about the new guy,
I mean I'd say his squeaky
clean ass four to one odds.
I think he did it.
Long shot odds on Kipper.
Ten to one?
What about me?
I could have done it.
Dark horse. You're too f***in
stupid to kill somebody.
And put 'em in a damn box.
Hundred to one odds
says she did it.
F*** all of you.
A hundred to one.
Alright. Last chance guys.
this cash and disappear
or this all can go the hard way,
black Jack look man we can't do
it like that. We just can't.
Otto I'll do it. Damn store took
my health insurance last year.
F***in' Obama care.
Now. Do you know how much this
is gonna cost me. I men
where do I even f***in
go for arrow removal?
Black Jack Otto, come on man.
Oh you mind your
business Mohamed.
The f*** did you just call me?
I'm appalled.
No you're a closet
homo. Are you in?
Pharms you're fired.
I don't
think so. I quit.
Tara umm you should
let him fire you
that way you can
collect unemployment.
Don't you all see. In this
man's death we have a new life.
All because of him.
B*tch shut the f*** up. You
screamed before we even saw him.
What?
Oh you know
what I'm talkin' about.
I screamed because I saw a body.
Before we did?
Okay-I di-
shut up. You did this.
I didn't kill this guy.
I've never even seen
him before in my life.
I'm stupid remember.
Okay really. So where
were you coming from then?
From the bathroom
where I was doing a line
of coke off the toilet lid okay.
Got anymore?
No.
Mr. Kipper
Tara, you're fired.
Uh!
Someone help me find Jack.
Pharms I know where he is.
We'll see, a**holes.
We'll see.
The drug lair.
The what?
Pharms
how do you know about that?
Black Jack
see they got a secret room
where they're smokin' weed.
Usin' store merchandise
to build bongs.
Some of that breakin' bad
sh*t going on in here.
What? No we don't.
We do.
Jack I'm back!
Jack. We got the loot.
We're splittin' the money.
Black Jack hey that sh*t is not true.
That ain't true.
Who's ready to die.
Wait. Die? What
is in that thing?
Jack you should just calm down.
Mr. Kipper you're really
close. Okay. I've got years
you okay. So shut the f*** up.
Pharms, you know that book we
got. "The anarchists cookbook"?
Yeah.
You wouldn't believe what I made
in here. All from that book.
All from stuff
inside this store.
You didn't take
anything did you?
Cause remember when we tried
that synthetic mescaline recipe
we hallucinated
for like three days.
No, no, the front
part. The chemicals.
Tara you told me you lost
that book you a**hole.
Jack, what did you mix there?
Oh, it's really cool.
It's uh, hydrochloric acid.
Drop that cross bow Pharms.
Tara hey, Jack. It's cool.
We got the money.
No Tara. It's not cool. It's
not cool. Nothing's cool.
A nervous breakdown.
Of some kind....
Come on Jack. Relax. Remember.
You're a sea man
on my tight little ship.
Whenever we, are at sea,
all you can think about is me.
Kipper. I think
it's gonna be you.
Otto
Jack. You listen to me son.
Now you got to be very careful
with that acid that is a highly
corrosive solvent.
That is what I used
to assassinate Kim JONG il.
I know, I know.
All I needed was Styrofoam,
and polyurethane, salt,
and orange juice. Tara, sorry
That is okay.
Pharms Jack, don't
you want the money?
Forget the money.
I want revenge.
Otto son of a b*tch!
Dave holy sh*t! Otto.
Otto buddy are you okay?
No I ain't okay cock sucker.
You see the hole in my head.
You see the hole in my head.
Yeah.
You can't clean that with a
little bit of toothpaste.
I don't think I'm comin'
back from this one momma.
Damn.
Sh*t.
Where's the money?
Someone took it.
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