Me and Mrs Jones Page #5
Season #1 Episode #6- Year:
- 2012
- 30 min
- 494 Views
TOM:
Wow! You look...
(searching for right
word)
Super!
GEMMA:
Thanks. This is my son Alfie
just back from travelling the
world. Alfie this is Tom.
Me & Mrs. Jones - Episode One - Shooting Script - 17.05.2012
24.
ALFIE doesn’t even look up from the computer.
ALFIE:
Alright mate.
TOM:
He’s your son! Wow... big. I
didn’t realise you and Jason had
been together so long.
ALFIE:
(snorts) That muppet isn’t my
dad.
GEMMA:
Alfie! I had Alfie waaay before I
met Jason... I mean not waaaay
way. I’m not that old... I mean
I’m oldish, obviously but not...
Alfie.... I mean not young as in
“headline in the Daily Mail”
young just.......
(panic plea to Alfie)
Did you say something?
ALFIE smiles at his mum, he’s not helping her out. He pulls
the plug on the computer.
ALFIE:
Nope you carry on, you’re doing
really great.
ALFIE relaxes back in his chair as BILLY comes in.
TOM:
Gosh two man sons?
GEMMA:
No, this is Billy. He’s Alfie’s
friend. He saved his life
(after thought)
It wasn’t drugs related.
TOM and BILLY shake hands.
TOM:
I once saved someone.
GEMMA:
Really?
Me & Mrs. Jones - Episode One - Shooting Script - 17.05.2012
25.
TOM:
(with pride)
Well, when I say someone, it was
more of a dog - But it was an old
lady’s dog and she said he was
more of a son to her than her son
had been. Anyway he fell in the
pond and got into distress,
little legs, and I ... well, I
paddled in and saved him.
They all stare at TOM blankly as he smiles broadly.
CUT TO:
14 INT. JASON AND INCA’S DINING ROOM. NIGHT 14
JASON and INCA’S dining room is minimalist and not exactly
child friendly. It’s quite sterile and there are awful
sculptures dotted around. The twins and JASON are sat at
the dinner table. Relaxation music plays, pipes and whale
sounds.
JESS:
What’s that noise?
INCA comes into the room holding large dinner plates.
INCA:
Whales who are relaxing.
INCA puts down the plates and we see that there are tiny
portions of health food in the centre of them. It looks to
be a beansprout and tofu based dish. It looks awful.
CHARLOTTE:
What is this?
INCA:
Tofu and beansprouts.
JESS:
Ergh puke.
JASON:
No not puke, now eat it up girls.
He takes a mouthful then winces then smiles lovingly at
INCA.
JASON:
Mmmmm yummy.
JESS:
But Dad I thought we were having
burger and fries?
Me & Mrs. Jones - Episode One - Shooting Script - 17.05.2012
26.
INCA:
I’m sorry Jess but I don't allow
meats in the house.
CHARLOTTE:
But we had burger and fries with
Dad last time we were here.
INCA:
Excuse me?
JESS:
When you were at your spray tan
class.
JASON:
(to Jess)
Don’t be daft love, we don’t do
hamburgers - remember? Or any
form of corporate food.
INCA:
Are you lying to Inca?
JASON:
No, I promise. They’ve got it
Quarter Pounder down my digestive
tract.
INCA:
(to JASON stern/annoyed)
I have decided which body part of
yours I am going to wax.
JASON looks nervously at the girls who stifle a giggle.
CHARLOTTE and JESS eat using small mouths like rabbits.
CUT TO:
15 INT. THAI RESTAURANT. NIGHT 15
We look through the window of ‘Bangkok House’ Thai
restaurant. GEMMA and TOM are sat at a small bar waiting
for their table. They have Mai Thai cocktails.
GEMMA:
These are lovely.
She sucks long and hard on the straw.
TOM:
Steady there cowboy, they’re
strong.
She laughs, then does a hiccup.
Me & Mrs. Jones - Episode One - Shooting Script - 17.05.2012
27.
GEMMA:
Been a long day, I needed that.
TOM:
You look really stunning Gemma.
GEMMA:
Thank you.
TOM:
I knew you could.
GEMMA looks at him slightly shocked.
TOM:
(embarrassed)
I mean, you always look good, you
just look more good now.
GEMMA:
Thanks, thing is you get too used
bottoms, sometimes I forget I’ve
got a waist.
TOM laughs and takes a gulp of his cocktail he seems very
relaxed now.
TOM:
Yeah, I’ve seen you in those
jogging bottoms at the school
gates every morning sporting that
big old Marmite moustache.
He laughs, GEMMA looks at him blankly.
GEMMA:
(upset)
Marmite moustache?
TOM:
(oblivious to response)
Chocolate spread.
GEMMA:
(flatly)
It’s Marmite.
TOM:
(pleased with self)
Thought so.
TOM smiles at her long and hard. She smiles back. He smiles
again. She smiles again.
Me & Mrs. Jones - Episode One - Shooting Script - 17.05.2012
28.
TOM:
I like your teeth.
CUT TO:
ALFIE and BILLY are sitting on the top deck of a bus
chatting. ALFIE is spouting crap looking in the bus window
and adjusting his clothes to look ‘perfect’. BILLY has his
feet nonchalantly up on the seat in front next to ALFIE’S
leather jacket.
ALFIE:
You know mate, travelling the
world and all its orifices has
really opened my eyes. It’s
helped expose the real me...
BILLY:
Yeah, well, my advice, keep the
real you covered up if you wanna
pull tonight..
FROSTY GIRL and CUTE GIRL get on the bus dressed for a
night out. They sit near ALFIE and BILLY on the bus.
ALFIE:
Aye! Aye!...
ALFIE leans over to them to introduce himself.
ALFIE:
Ladies, I’m Alfie, this is Billy.
He’s a bit like my Sherpa. We
just got back from travelling the
world.
FROSTY GIRL:
(unimpressed)
Really?
ALFIE:
Oh yeah. Tell them Billy.
BILLY:
China, Borneo, Phuket. Alfie was
just telling me how he’s a
changed man since Thailand.
FROSTY GIRL:
(sarcastic)
Sex change?
Me & Mrs. Jones - Episode One - Shooting Script - 17.05.2012
29.
ALFIE:
(to Frosty Girl
seriously)
You’re funny, I like you.
FROSTY GIRL looks slightly taken aback by this.
ALFIE:
No, I meant changed as in my
outlook’s changed. I’m kinda now
looking for someone who’s my
intellectual equal. Like...
BILLY:
Paris Hilton?
ALFIE:
(ignores Billy and
stares intently at
Frosty Girl)
Someone I can share things with
like....
BILLY:
STDs?
ALFIE:
(ignores Billy)
Experiences. A woman with
intelligence, knowledge, you
know, a big brain.
BILLY:
Which would obviously mean a big
head.
ALFIE:
(unsure)
Right sure, a big head.
FROSTY GIRL:
(defensive)
Are you saying my heads too big?
ALFIE:
What? Umm. No, yeah, sort of -
but you know, in a good way -
like a Bratz doll - I mean not
plastic or.. what I’m trying to
say is ... Billy, what am I
trying to say?
Me & Mrs. Jones - Episode One - Shooting Script - 17.05.2012
30.
BILLY:
I think what you’re trying to say
is can you buy these two ladies a
drink in town for being a dick on
the bus?
The girls laugh. The boys are in.
CUT TO:
17 INT. THAI RESTAURANT. NIGHT. 17
GEMMA and TOM are now seated at their table and their
desserts are being served.
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Me and Mrs Jones" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 22 Dec. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/me_and_mrs_jones_1038>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In