Men in Black II Page #4

Serleena's gonna kick my ass.

- Now, where is he?

- Where is who?

You don't look too good.

Yeah, and you look like crap.

I take that back. He look like crap.

- Bend him!

- Bend him.

Wait, don't bend him.

Damn decent of you.

Don't mention it.

- I'm gonna be sick.

- You don't wanna do that.

- Fellas, I think he's telling the truth.

- Then he's no good to us.

- Didn't I teach you anything, kid?

- Pineal eye!

Go for the mosh tendrils!

Kay, he's a ball-chinnian.

Kay, he's a ball-chinnian.

Kay, he's a ball-chinnian.

- You were in a tight spot.

- I handled it.

- You need a partner.

- I had one. Job got too tough.

I'm back. You got some dust

on your coat.

So you got your memory back.

- What the hell is going on?

- Don't know.

- The Light of Zartha?

- Never heard of it.

Cool.

You don't remember

the Light of Zartha?

Must've neuralyzed myself

to keep it from myself.

- Good plan. What you doing?

- I do the driving.

- Wait, no. Whoa.

- I remember that.

What you remember is you used

to drive that old, busted jawn.

I drive the new hotness.

Old and busted, new hotness.

Old busted hotness.

- Serleena, please.

- Been a long time, Zed.

I'm just touched you remembered me.

Makes me fuzzy all over.

Never forget a pretty

whatever you are.

Zed?

Zed? Look at you.

Twenty-five years,

and you're still such a looker.

Cut out the meat and dairy.

And you, still a pile of squirmy

crap in a different wrapper.

So feisty.

Look, we both need the same thing.

Bring him in.

Don't think so.

What about the Light's secret?

If it's not off Earth by midnight...

...it self-destructs,

annihilating your little planet.

I lose, you lose.

I win, everything keeps spinning.

You don't want the Light on Earth

any more than I do.

All right, Serleena.

You win.

Zed? Is that you?

I could be Agent Em.

Zed. Hello?

So feisty.

Fastest way back to MiB,

you take this right on 39th.

Right here. Right.

Next right on 37th.

Right here. Right!

We're not going back.

Headquarters has been breached, man.

We need to peel caps and split wigs.

Not ready.

Look, you've been out for five years.

That's a long time.

I understand you're scared.

I'm a little scared too.

- I'm not scared.

- Me neither.

I just thought we was bonding.

You're acting like a rookie.

Splitting wigs and stepping on caps.

- No wonder Zed brought me back.

- He did it because you messed up.

Your attitude makes for a

stressful environment.

Tell it to the hand.

Stressful is what we got back at MiB.

Exactly. Serleena broke into MiB

in order to lure me back.

Into a trap.

Which is why we can't

bust in there, man.

We need a plan. Where we going?

Scene of the crime?

- You're the boss.

- Scene of the crime. That's a left.

I'll contact the witness.

We'll talk to her.

Things have changed.

We used to neuralyze witnesses.

See, originally, I'd...

No, I was going to...

I interrogated her.

- And neuralyzed her.

- What?

- And neuralyzed her.

- What?

MiB code 773II- 1 clearly states

that all civilian personnel...

- Drop that weapon!

- No!

Jay, I'm... I'm sorry.

No, no, I'm fine. It's my fault.

Kay, my partner.

Laura, the witness.

Pleasure.

Thanks for sending those agents over

to keep an eye on me last night.

MiB procedural code 594-B...

...states that MiB personnel

shall never be used...

Ben, the Zarthan, was vaporized here.

I assume the perp was over here.

Ben.

- Was he 5'7", thinning hair?

- You knew him?

Nope. Never seen him before

in my life.

That is a hell of a fish.

Wait a minute.

You left yourself clues?

In case I was deneuralyzed because

my replacement couldn't handle it.

If the joker that had got deneuralyzed

hadn't created the situation...

Boys.

All right. You pointing at something.

Excuse me.

The astronaut.

Jay?

Okay, all right. He's pointing...

He's like...

Who would stack boxes like this?

A box stacker who's not stacking boxes.

He's leaving clues.

It's an arrow.

- Jay?

- You're slowing me down, slick.

Whatever we're looking for

is in these cabinets, right here.

Anchovy filets in virgin olive oil.

I hope I'm not slowing you down.

Good work, partner. Yeah.

- We gotta figure out where it goes.

- I know where.

- No. Not yet.

- MiB code 773 clearly says...

I know the code,

but she might be important to me.

To us. Well, for help.

To help us later.

Well, she can't stay here.

They'll be back.

- You can stay with friends of mine.

- People like you?

Kind of.

Jay!

- Low bridge!

- What's going on, man?

Hey, what's happening, fellas?

MiB is code 101.

- Bad.

- Very bad.

- I need your help. This is Laura.

- Laura!

Easy, easy!

They're worms.

Once you go worm,

that's what you'll yearn.

- That's what they say. They just:

- I've dated worse.

They're suspended

for stealing from duty-free.

- We were framed.

- Zed's wormophobic.

- Kay!

- You're back!

- They said you were dead.

- We're double-parked.

Laura's very important to me.

To us. To the stuff...

Me and you, the stuff we're doing.

- Keep an eye on her.

- I'll keep both on her.

No problem!

- Why don't you sit here?

- Like you got a shot.

Hey, shut up!

My communicator, in case you need it.

- Nice move.

- Okay.

- Just watch out for Neeble.

- Which one's Neeble?

- Which one of y'all is Neeble?

- Yo, mama!

Him, right there. It's fine.

Everything's straight. It's safe.

Don't fall asleep.

Twister!

Run over your plan one more time.

I'm struggling with it.

You neuralyzed memory of the Light

but left yourself clues.

Right.

Photo pointing to a key in a pizzeria

which opens a locker at Grand Central.

- In the locker, we'll find another clue.

- That's the plan.

- I like to keep my enemies confused.

- We're all confused.

- Are you gonna slow me down?

- Your brain's working on old software.

Why don't you go grab us some coffee?

Sure. How do you take it?

Black? Couple cubes of kiss my ass?

I don't know what's in there,

so step back.

Kay, for real, man.

Open the damn locker.

Kay!

He's back! The light giver!

All hail Kay! All hail Kay!

Oh, Kay, can you see

By the dawn's early light

You are the man who would be king

of the train locker.

Praise Kay!

Oh, good and gentle townsfolk

of Locker C-18...

...did I leave anything here?

- Yes. The timekeeper.

Left to illuminate our streets

and hearts.

- I've been looking everywhere for this.

- Merciful one! The clock tower!

I got y'all, it's cool.

Check this out.

Titanium case.

Waterproof to over 300 metres.

- That's banging.

- Who are you, stranger?

Jay.

All hail Jay!

All hail Jay!

Oh, Jay, can you see

- Oh, merciful Jay, the keeper of...

- Come on.

- Wait! The commandments!

- The tablet!

The tablet! The tablet!

The tablet! The tablet!

We have lived by its word, and peace

has reigned throughout our world.

Pass it on to others! So that they too

may be enlightened!

Be kind! Rewind!

Reconcile your past...

...in order to move into your future!

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