Mighty Aphrodite Page #5
- R
- Year:
- 1995
- 95 min
- 1,229 Views
- Oh, no!
- Come sit down.
- No, no. I don't know why.
Usually, you know,
I'm just the picture of health.
- Yeah? You work out?
- Not-- Not religiously.
Oh, I'm not religious either.
Mostly, my folks were Episcopalian.
- Oh, are they? So--
- So.
So what do you do, Lenny?
Oh, no. Wait. Let me guess.
I have a great knack for guessing
what people do for a living.
- Um--
- Um, uh-- I'll tell you the truth.
- Rug salesman!
- You're close.
I'm-- I'm a sportswriter.
Because--
- Sh*t. I wasn't even in the ballpark.
- Well, it was not--
Wait. Ballpark. Sportswriter.
Get it?
- I get it.
I did it with a wrestler once.
A huge, hairy guy.
You'd figure he'd be hung like a horse,
but there was very little there.
just get a little water?
- I don't care if it's brown.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
I don't mind rust.
I'm just feeling a little--
T-Tell me, Linda.
Uh, uh, tell me
about yourself, Linda.
Well, what do you--
what do you want to know?
Anything.
I just want to know about you.
- Well, basically, Lenny,
- Yes?
- I'm an actress.
- Oh, that's wonderful.
I like drama. I study.
Yes? Uh, where--
where's that?
Paul Delucca.
Have you ever heard of him?
- Paul Delucca? No.
But then, I wouldn't.
- Yeah.
- Oh, he's really well-known.
He's a genius.
- I'm sure. I'm sure.
He says he thinks I'm gonna
make it big.
- Mmm.
- Um, I know you will.
- Yeah. Maybe you've seen
some of my movies.
- That's possible.
Did you ever see
The Enchanted P*ssy?
Not yet, but I-I--
It's on my list of must-see.
Oh, they're videotapes,
so you can rent it.
But my real ambition is
to be on Broadway in a musical.
- I sing.
- Do you?
- Excuse me.
Hello? Busy. Some of them
are called John, all right?
- Was that-- Was that your husband?
- Ha-ha. Very funny.
No, but I mean, you have no husband,
no family, no children...
or anything like that?
'Cause some do.
You have a funny look on your face.
- Um.
- Did I say the wrong thing?
- No. Not really.
- I-- I said--
No. No, listen.
- What are you in the mood for, Len?
- Me? I-I, well,
I would like to--
You know, we can chat for a while.
I thought I'd get into it
slowly and, you know--
You're married, aren't you?
- How can you tell that?
- 'Cause you got that look.
That look?
Wh-What look is that?
That look like it's been a long time
since you've had a great blow job.
Oh, that look.
I-- I can understand.
- Wh-Where are you from?
- Mm, around.
What are you so interested
in me for?
- That's my fingers.
- Yes, I know.
- Here.
- What--
Pull, pull!
Pull the strings.
- Pull these strings?
- Yeah, pull all the strings.
See? See what happens?
- I'm not so mechanical as I was.
- Oh, it's easy. Here. Pull.
- Ahh! See, it opens!
- Ohh!
That's amazing.
Science is-- is--
- Yeah.
- You, you, you-- I-I--
Oh. Really. Well.
Uh, you're a very attractive woman,
Oh, thank you, Lenny.
Well, you're cute too.
So, what do you say?
- You wanna go inside, take a shower?
- A shower?
-You can study me up close and personal.
-Oh! Oh.
No, see, I bathed already.
- You got lipstick on my fi--
- Mmm, you smell clean. Mmm.
- Thank you. Well--
As I say, I'm basically--
My ear.
- You're sensitive, huh?
- It's my weak spot, in my ear.
- Oh. Okay.
A little nibbling
makes me... go crazy.
Okay, Len.
Are you nervous?
I-- No. But yes, I am nervous,
to tell you the truth.
- You do look that way.
- I've never-- I-I've never
done this, actually.
- Oh, okay. That's all right.
I'll take it slow.
- This is-- I-I--
Oh. Okay. I--
Um, incidentally, Len,
ahead of time I-I get 200 dollars.
It's no problem.
No problem.
- Just a-- Just a show of good faith.
- Thanks, Lenny. Wow!
You're really sweet, Len.
Put it down
as a religious contribution.
No, but seriously, you want to know
why I liked you right from the start?
- Why?
- 'Cause I'm always attracted to losers.
Losers?
You think I'm a loser?
Yeah.
You got no confidence.
It's sweet.
I like that in a man.
I can't stand those johns who come here
and throw down a couple of hundred...
and whip out a big dick
and wave it all over the joint.
Oh, I-- I wouldn't do that
even if I wanted to because I'll just--
- Ah, sh*t!
Hello. Oh, hello,
Angela.
Oh! Oh, wow!
Ha-ha!
Oh, God, thank you
for thinking of me.
Yeah, that's great.
Okay.
Yeah, well, I'll see you at 10:00.
Bye.
I just got a small part
I get to do it with her!
I don't understand you.
If you're-- If you're serious
about being a Broadway actress,
what are you wasting your time
with all this porn for?
What's it to you?
It's good experience.
How? Making it with a woman in front
of the camera is good experience?
That's gonna get you closer
to be a Broadway star?
- What are you getting all mad for?
- I'm not mad.
I just think it's crazy.
You're an attractive young woman.
You know, what are you--
You don't have to live like this, Linda.
- What are you, my pastor?
- This is crazy!
You take money from guys
and you perform all these acts.
You know, you could be--
Hey, I'm talking to you.
- You could have a family.
- Hey, let go of me!
- You could have a husband
and a child or something.
- All right. No. Hey!
Stop. Stop it now! Stop!
- Listen. I don't like possessive men.
- I'm not possessive.
You come in here, you don't
want to do anything with me.
You're telling me what to do.
- I want to talk.
- Do you want to do it or not?
- I want to talk.
I paid you, I want to talk.
- Oh, no. Okay.
- I bought the time.
- Then you get your money back.
- I'm giving it back. Refund.
- No, keep the money.
- Let's go. No.
- I bought the time!
- Hey, stop it. No, I'm giving
it back and you're leaving.
- Why can't I talk?
- Get out!
Daddy, why are you
staring at me like that?
Come here.
You know why I'm
staring at you?
I'm staring at you
'cause I can't believe it.
Because you're so bright
and you're such a great kid.
Come on, Max.
Now it's time for bed.
Come on. Okay.
Time for beddums.
- Ready? The kid's getting heavy.
- He can walk, you know.
- Yeah. Okay. Can you walk?
Poor Weinrib! Turn back.
Don't meddle any further.
Accept the truth.
I see disaster.
I see catastrophe.
Worse, I see lawyers.
But wait, a messenger.
I come from the midtown area
where Lenny Weinrib,
tortured by passions
too overwhelming to regulate,
did indeed call
this little hustler on the phone...
in earnest attempt
to see her again.
At first he wrestled
with his drives,
trying to master a curiosity...
not slaked by this initial meeting,
but only whetted by it.
His thirst to know this woman more
did inexorably provoke him to call her.
Nervous and confused, at first
he only got her answering machine.
Then, at fifth try,
she picked up the phone herself.
Painful to relate that she
thought he was nuts and did
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