Mighty Aphrodite Page #6
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- 1995
- 95 min
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not want to meet him nohow.
"Stop bothering me, creep,"
was her cutting declaration.
Then she used the "F" word.
Agonized, he called again, offering
her abundant financial compensation...
just for a brief chat.
But she bade him get off her back
Finally, in doldrums mixed
with much anxiety,
he stood watch
outside her apartment...
and waited until such a time as he did
spot her heading for the laundromat.
- Oh, my God!
- Okay, don't get upset or anything.
- I just thought we could have lunch.
- Why me?
- I'll pay for your time.
I just want to speak to you.
- All right!
What are you, some kind
of f***ing pervert who--
Leave me alone. I'm not--
I'm not one of those psychopaths...
that kills prostitutes,
I promise you.
- Why would you ever say
something like that?
- I'm joking. I'm joking.
Listen, in my work, I have to keep
an eye out for strange individuals.
- Okay.
- I knew a girl that got killed.
All right. Hey,
I got you some flowers. Here.
I got you some flowers.
Let's have lunch. I'll pay for it.
I'll pay for your time.
I just wanna talk to you.
So then my mother married
my third father.
I mean, I don't know if she
married him, but he moved in.
We didn't get along.
He was a disgusting drunk.
What about your hereditary
father? Your actual, actual--
Oh, he was a drug pusher
and he was also a car thief.
He picked pockets and, you know,
he burgled and stuff.
- And he was an epileptic.
- Uh-huh. You haven't left
anything out, right?
- Mail fraud!
- Oh, mail fraud. Oh, okay, yeah.
- That's what they caught him on.
- Uh-huh.
Hey, you got an appetite
like a lumberjack.
Oh. Well, thank you.
Oh, it's fine.
Eat all you want.
I'm very hungry, actually.
Um, so then I ran away when I was 14.
Mm-hmm.
And I went away with
And it was terrible because
we fought all the time, Lenny.
Finally,
he committed suicide.
was because of my cooking.
He always hated my clam sauce.
And so then I kicked around
from Chicago, Philadelphia, you know.
All over the place.
And I ended up here.
Oh, yeah. Sure, I did.
No, I did things.
I waited on tables. I worked
in a massage parlor. I did phone sex.
Now and then I would, you know, turn a
few tricks in order to make some dough.
And one day my friend Susie calls me and
she asks me if I want to be in a film.
Something called Snatch Happy.
And I said, "Sure."
And I remember
I was very nervous...
because I'd never done it in front of
people with a camera before, you know.
And so there I am on the first day,
on the set.
And there's this guy
f***ing me from behind, right?
And there's these two huge guys dressed
like cops in my mouth at the same time.
And I remember
thinking to myself,
"I like acting. I wanna study."
Yes, well.
It's a-- It's a--
That's one way
of getting into the profession.
Um, tell me about
What? I told you already.
You could write a book by now.
But, but were there
any unusual members?
- Very bright ones or brilliant
or talented or something.
- Mmm! Yes!
- I'm sorry. There was.
- Mmm.
My father's brother
was supposed to be a genius.
I never met him, but everybody
said he was brilliant.
- Really? What did he do?
- He was a serial rapist.
He spent his whole life in jail.
But if he had gone straight,
he might have been very good in math.
- Good in math. Well, that's--
- Yeah.
I think I got
my intelligence from him,
because everybody else in the family
is all slugs and lowlifes.
- I'm the only one with any ambition.
- Are you?
And you never-- never
had a drive to get married?
What for?
They're all a**holes.
One of them used to
beat me up.
Another one used to f***
my best friend when I wasn't looking.
- It was sickening.
- Really.
And-- And let me
ask you this.
At any point in your life
did you ever think, like,
"Maybe I'd like
to have a child"?
Um, I-l did have
a child once.
- Did you?
- Ah, it was a sad story.
I'll tell you some other time
when I know you better.
If I ever know you better.
Are you free this afternoon?
- Why?
- You have some free time
this afternoon?
- Are you finally in the mood, Lenny?
- No, no, no, no, no.
I wanna--
I have an assignment.
But I thought you might wanna come
with me, 'cause I think you'll enjoy it.
I'm gonna bet on a horse,
and if it wins you can keep the dough.
Here's one. "Eager Beaver."
I once did a film
called Beaver Patrol...
about these Boy Scouts who find
drunk Girl Scouts in the woods.
And they take them into a cabin
and they reach into their packs
and they pull out these d*ldos.
- And then--
- All right, all right. Okay, we'll--
Y-You're sure you want
to bet on Eager Beaver?
- 'Cause it's a 60-to-1.
- Oh, yeah. No, I know it's the one. No!
- But it's 60-to-1.
- It's a sign. I know it's gonna work.
All right, all right.
Famous last words.
- You know.
- I got a hunch.
- You got a hunch. Okay.
Sure, we'll bet on it.
- Yeah.
Okay. So if he wins,
how much do I make?
At 60-to-1?
Uh... you make, uh, $3,000.
Oh, my God! I could get that blue
chinchilla coat that I wanted!
- You could get anything you want.
- I could get a Jacuzzi.
- Oh, no, I know what I could do, Lenny!
- Oh, my God! This is great.
- Mm-hmm.
All right. You know,
I hope-- I hope you're right.
There's a reason the horse is 60-to-1,
though. He's probably got polio.
Oh, no, no. No.
This is a sign.
- All right.
- My luck is gonna change.
- So is your real name Linda?
Is that your actual name?
- I use a lot of names.
My born name is Leslie, but I like
to use names that have nice meanings.
You know, like Mary,
for the Virgin Mary.
Or Angel or Linda,
which means "pretty" in Spanish.
- But my screen name's Judy Cum.
- Mm-hmm.
Well, lucky there's not a horse
with that name in the race...
- 'cause we'd bet on him.
- Oh, no, no, no.
I mean, my attorney friend
would take that under advisement.
- Mm-hmm.
- I got exclusive rights to that name.
All right, all right,
all right. Yeah.
So let me ask you
a question.
Are you ever frightened that when a guy
comes over your house and pays you...
that he's gonna maybe,
like tie you up and kill you?
Oh, no. I always
get paid in advance.
- Come on.
- Eager Beaver. He's paying.
- Paid in advance? That's--
Lenny.
- They're
coming down to the finish.
- Come on, Beaver!
- It's Autumn Daisy and Enmity.
- Come on! Catch up!
- Eager Beaver continues to drop back.
- Oh, sh*t! Oh, Beaver!
- Autumn Daisy and Enmity. It's close.
- Beaver! Come on, Beaver!
- Oh! Beaver!
- It's Autumn Daisy by a head.
- Sh*t! Last?
- and Lower The Flag finishing third,
- followed by Marcy's Pride,
True Blue Crew, Classic Alert,
- I had it spent already!
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