Mighty Aphrodite Page #7
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- Year:
- 1995
- 95 min
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- I know. Relax, relax. Relax, will ya?
You know, it's not so terrible.
I told you it was a long shot.
- I never have any luck. Never!
- All right.
I never won a f***ing thing
in my entire life! Nothing! Never!
Will you stay calm?
You gotta learn to be a graceful loser.
If it's the money,
I'll lend you the money.
- I can help you.
- No, it's not the money, Lenny.
I don't care about the money.
I just wanted to win so badly.
What do you want to win for?
We're just out here having a good time.
- You gotta--
- 'Cause I wanted to impress you.
Impress me? What? You know,
you're not running in the race.
What-- You don't
have to impress me. I'm--
Yeah, but I wanted to show you
I could pick a winner.
Hey. Listen, my horse
didn't win either, you know.
Come on, you--
you do impress me.
You're attractive, you're--
you're quick, you have a lot of energy.
- You're obviously
a state-of-the-art fellatrix.
- What?
So-- Nothing, nothing.
I'm impressed. Take--
- Lenny, don't say "nothing."
- I'm impressed.
- You think I'm stupid?
- I don't think you're stupid, no.
- No?
- You know, I think you do
a stupid thing with your life.
But I told you that already.
Well, I don't understand
why it matters so much to you.
Hey, come on. We'll stay for one more
race, and this time I'll bet for you.
- Yeah?
- Let me make the bet.
Yeah. N-No. Come on.
- We'll just go to the window
and I'll make one bet.
- All right.
Please don't pick one
that runs second...
- 'cause I want a winner, okay, Len?
- Yeah. Hey.
You know, they give these horses saliva
tests. I can't guarantee anything.
- I gave you your winnings, right?
- Yeah.
That was a great race.
Too bad the horse only paid 40 cents.
Well, he was a heavy favorite, you know,
and I bet him to come in third.
- At least this way you get something.
- Yeah.
So, you wanna come in?
I gotta go home.
I got a wife and kid. You know, I can't.
You know, you only talk about me.
You never talk about yourself.
It's late for me. You know,
I had a great time, but I gotta go.
I feel I owe you a great f***.
Hey, do me a favor. Go upstairs,
rest your ulcer, stay in tonight.
I can't stay in.
I got six dates.
Six dates.
Slow night for you, right?
I wish I had the penicillin concession
in your apartment. I'd-- I'd be wealthy.
All right.
So, you're gonna call me again?
Am I gonna call you again?
Yeah, I'll call you. Don't worry.
- You promise?
- I will. I'll call you again.
Okay. I had a great time.
- Bye.
- Okay.
Whew.
- Congratulations.
- Thirty-five years.
- I never thought we'd make it.
- You and Amanda...
have a way to go,
but you'll make it.
- You guys look so young, both of you.
- Yeah, you do.
Well, we've kept
each other young.
Your mother could be your sister,
and you could be brother and sister.
- You could be my-- yes.
- I don't know where that
puts me, but anyway--
She looks so beautiful,
doesn't she, Lenny?
- To me, she always looks beautiful.
- Mmm.
-I just always find her great. And you--
When I said sisters before, I mean it.
You guys look so great.
And it's a wonder,
with all the responsibility...
she has opening
her new gallery.
- It's a lot of work.
- What new gallery? A new gallery?
No, I didn't tell you 'cause,
you know, I don't know until
it's a hundred percent definite.
- Well, did I say the wrong thing?
- But it's not.
- No, sure. No, I just--
- It's a hundred percent definite.
You're so insecure.
It's happening.
- Oh, excuse me.
- What is the story on this?
- It looks like I have the backing,
but it's not totally definite.
- That's why I didn't say anything.
- Your mother said it was definite.
Yeah, well. It seems as if
I do have the backing.
And there is this wonderful space
on Vesey Street. You know it?
- Vesey? Yeah, I know it.
- Yeah, down in Soho.
And it looks like, you know,
we think we can get it.
some money, but I--
- Well, don't look so happy about it.
- I am happy!
I'm very happy for you, but it's
the first I'm hearing of it, you know.
- And for your mother to tell me--
- Yeah, well, look.
I realize that for a time I'm going
to be busier than usual...
and I know that's
a sore point,
but, you know, it'll be only
'til it gets off the ground.
- Hey, I'm happy for you. I re--
- You are?
- Yes. I just would have
liked to have known it.
- Are you sure?
I think that it's great.
- Yeah, on Vesey Street.
Believe me.
I haven't even told Jerry Bender yet.
"You've got a fine right, you have,
after the way you treated Mother,
"after the way you treated us all!
"A fine right you've got to come back
in here in your best country manner...
"and strike attitudes
and make stands...
"and criticize my fiance
and give orders...
"and mess things up generally
as if you'd done--
"Well, I can't help it.
It's sickening!
As if he'd done nothing at all!"
Well?
What do you think?
- About what?
- About me.
- You think I'm any good?
- Yes, it's fine.
I-- You know, you're asking
the wrong person.
I don't know that much about acting,
to tell you the truth.
Oh, I can tell
you're not too impressed.
No, no, no. I just thought, you know,
it's a very odd part for you to choose.
- Why?
- Well, you know, 'cause
it's The Philadelphia Story.
- But I lived in Philadelphia.
- What has that got to do with it?
- I know the city.
- What? You pick a part like this--
You should get something
closer to yourself.
It wouldn't be such a struggle.
- You know.
- Well, what part should I play?
You know-- I don't know.
Something closer.
Clint Eastwood doesn't play
a meek little hairdresser.
Well, I could play
a hairdresser.
I-I used to--
I used to do it a lot.
I wanted to be one.
I was very good at it.
- So why'd you give it up?
- Well, I don't know.
One thing led to another.
You know, my aunt worked
She loved it.
Wait. You mean
not be an actress?
Well, an actress
is a very tough life, you know.
- But a hairdresser
could always make a buck.
- A buck?
A buck! An honest buck.
No beatings, no AIDS.
You can meet somebody
that you, you know--
You can get a family, have a real life,
someone that cares for you.
Hey!
Now, don't you think that I want
to meet somebody and get married...
and get the hell
out of the rat race?
I would like to move away
and become a mother and just raise kids.
I don't even want
to be a hairdresser.
to be a hairdresser, just let him.
You missed the point. Clint Eastwood
doesn't want to be a hairdresser.
I had a kid, Lenny,
and I gave him up
for adoption.
It's the sorriest thing
I ever did in my entire life.
There's not a day
that doesn't go by that I don't...
wake up thinking
about him.
Now some lucky family
has him.
I just hope to God that they're
taking good care of him.
Why'd you give him up?
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