Mighty Aphrodite Page #8
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- Year:
- 1995
- 95 min
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I don't know. I was--
I was all confused.
I had no dough. I-I--
I didn't know what to do.
I--
I didn't even know
who the father was.
It could've been any one
of a hundred guys.
Welcome to planet Earth,
thanks to a broken condom.
Gee. That's tough.
Um.
What about your kid?
Max? M-M-Ma-- You know.
Max is the greatest.
- Yeah?
- Well, sure.
Do you have
a picture of him?
- A picture of Max?
- Yeah. I'd like to see him.
Oh.
Uh, yeah, I guess I--
Oh.
He's very sweet. He--
You're very lucky.
With Amanda, it was fate.
With Linda, it's hubris.
His drive to find out, and now,
to change her life, to control her.
- Yes.
- Danger.
Wait. Wait,
I see... danger.
Hey, wait a minute. I don't have
any interest in controlling her.
I'm doing this for Max's sake.
When the kid gets older, inevitably
And, you know, I'd be happier...
if she was married and a--
a hairdresser, you know,
rather than the star
of The Enchanted P*ssy.
Danger! I see horrible,
horrible danger!
- Terrible danger!
- Hey, I can handle myself emotionally.
Not emotional danger,
physical danger.
I see a bald man.
He has a lead pipe.
He's breaking your kneecaps.
So, so, uh, what did, uh--
How did Jerry Bender take it...
when you said that
the decision was final?
You know what?
He was amazing.
I thought he'd be upset, but no,
he was very excited and very supportive.
No, he's being--
He was absolutely great about it.
Anyway, I-l'm calling to say
I can't make dinner tonight.
Oh, you're kidding.
It's gonna be great.
Everybody in the Madison Square Garden
organization's gonna be there.
Look, there's no way
I can get away.
The architects are here
and the Dorians are in town from Paris.
And, uh, the architects fly back
to Milan tonight. I can't.
All right, well.
I'll tell you what.
What I'll do is, I'll go home
and I'll put Max to sleep.
there and then--
Then-- Oh.
Uh, look, let me--
I'm gonna call you back. I got, uh--
I'm gonna call you back.
Oh, geez.
It's just against our policy--
- I understand!
- If you wanna wait right here.
- Whatever.
-Lenny, there's someone here to see you.
-Lenny!
- Uh, yes.
Uh, c-c-come in. Come in.
- Lenny!
- Th-This is Miss Gildersleeve.
She's an acquaintance.
- You know her?
- Gildersleeve?
- Yes, Miss-- Miss Gildersleeve.
We're old-- It's okay. It's okay.
I'll be in here.
- You don't need anything?
- No, no! I'm fine.
- Okay.
- I'm fine.
- What are you doing here?
- Lenny? Lenny, I got to talk to you.
Ricky threatened to-- to--
to hurt me. He--
- Who's Ricky?
- He takes a percentage of my work.
- He's a pimp, right?
- No, he's like
a business representative.
What do you need a business repre--
You-- You--
All you need is a mattress
You're not a conglomerate.
Lenny, he said he
was going to cut me up...
because I told him I didn't
want to work anymore.
Well, I think it's a great
idea that you want to phase out.
- He has no qualms about killing me.
- Ohh.
Listen, we'll call the police.
That's not a big deal.
How can I call the police
with my setup?
You know, I told you
a thousand times...
you're in a hazardous business.
So that's what happens.
Now, so-- Don't go outside.
I'm not going outside. I thought,
just maybe, if you could talk to him.
- Me? What, are you nuts?
- Yeah, because--
Because you're smart and bright
and you got a way with words.
I can't talk to him.
I don't even know the guy.
Yeah, well, he knows it was your idea
that I get out of the business.
So he said he's gonna
kill you too.
- He said he was gonna kill me?
- Yeah, 'cause it was your idea.
He's gonna cut up my face
and put a bullet between your eyes.
Really? Did he--
Did he specify the caliber?
Listen, I just thought maybe
you could just reason with him.
No, I can't.
I-- Listen, I never told you this,
but I got a-- a slight
heart murmur...
and right now
it's murmuring "hide."
- I don't believe you're a coward.
Only in actuality.
Um, this is not for me.
- Lenny, I need your help.
- No, I'm not a violence person.
I-I write about hockey and boxing
and football. This is not my world.
Lenny, I do want to quit like you said,
but he said he's not gonna let me!
- He's gonna hurt us both. Please!
- Relax, relax.
What do you want me to do?
How am I gonna talk to him?
- Well, okay. You just--
- I--
You just talk because you're smarter
than he is and stronger than he is.
You're a much better man. So just
remember that when you talk to him.
He's a little bit intimidating.
He's got a bald head and an earring.
- But you'll win. I know you will.
- Jesus, I-- I--
You're a good man, Lenny.
You'll win.
Look, in case anything
comes up,
I want you to know that I-l'm
type O-positive, okay?
Derek, I got the feeling you
came here and obviously moved...
into this whole Knick persona.
- Did you get caught up, maybe,
with a little bit of this Knick,
- Excuse me.
"I gotta be physical,
I gotta be tough," and maybe--
I'm, uh, I'm
Lenny Gildersleeve.
I-- I'm a friend
of Linda-- Linda Ash's.
And, uh, I thought
that perhaps we could--
See--
What I want to discuss
with you is that...
there comes a time in the life
not just Linda, but everyone,
that they-- they want to perhaps
They maybe want to settle down
or explore alternative lifestyles.
I don't think you've been a very good
influence on Linda, Mr. Weinrib.
Weinrib. Right. So Gildersleeve
is a name I use for business purposes.
- I got an investment in Linda.
- No question.
I honor that. But--
But by now, she's probably...
repaid you tenfold
or twentyfold or--
Don't be so f***in' sure, 'cause you
don't know what the f***in' numbers are!
That's a point well taken.
Excuse me, you're-- you're-- Excuse me.
I-I-I understand what you're saying.
Is that a Pellegrino?
Can I-- Because you've
bent my throat now a little bit.
And, uh, the windpipe used to
hang straight until this moment.
The f***in' Knicks suck!
They need a good shootin' forward.
Yes, well, there's gonna
be a three-way trade.
I don't know if you guys
- Seattle, Atlanta
and the Knicks are talking.
- Bullshit.
- No, no, no. I kid you not.
I know. It's in the air.
- Yeah?
- They're discussing a trade.
- So what do you think about the Nets?
- You think the Nets got a chance?
- The Nets? Yes, I do.
If they're injury-free,
I think they have a good chance.
I like the Nets. I think they're
one or two years away, is all.
I would say two or three myself.
You see, we have a common interest,
the three of us.
- What were we talking about?
- Linda, Linda Ash.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That girl's goin' no place.
She walks on me, I'll disfigure her
and I'll f***in' kill you.
See, that's exactly what
Dr. Kleinholtz would call "acting out."
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