Milf Page #4

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what do you want, proof?

Hell, yes,

i want proof!

What are you boners

doing here?

Class was cancelled.

Oh, wicked.

Yeah. There was

a note on the door.

Lepto-Something.

Sounds gross.

Anthony, we need

a ruling, okay?

Cockface over here

won't give me credit

For nailing

the yoga lady,

And only the yoga lady,

last night.

No video, no credit.

How was i supposed

to get a video?

I was between two bodies.

Okay, not her husband,

all right?

You know what?

Forget about it, okay?

Look, i lied, okay?

I lied. Yeah.

I couldn't seal the deal.

Yeah.

Nailed her, huh?

That's right.

With her friend or...

okay, all right, look, there

was someone else there,

But it was a girl,

all right?

Oh, my god.

Her husband got in

on it too, didn't he?

That's why you're

so damn embarrassed.

You had a devil's

threeway. Homo.

No, okay? There was--

There was

another girl there,

But she had b*obs

and not a penis.

She had a vagina, and it

was warm and it was soft.

Stop laughing!

I am not a homo, okay?

I did not have

a devil's threeway.

I did not.

Not completely.

I'm going

to give it to him.

Look, he's embarrassed,

the poor sap.

Fine, whatever. That's

only one, all right?

You don't get a bonus

'Cause you had some freaky

dude in there with you.

Shut up, a**hole!

You guys are morons.

I'm going to go to the dorm

and crash.

Later, guys.

All right. See you,

man. Rest up.

You're going

to need it.

Why did you

put me down like that?

Hold on. Hold on.

I think this will fit.

What--What is that?

It's a...

it's for your...

it'll make you last longer.

Hold still.

See? It's like

a little inner tube.

Remember when we all went

camping up at lake Hemet?

You and Anthony had

inner tubes, and we had--

Okay, how about make

a little deal.

I won't call you

Mrs. Reese anymore

If you don't bring up

stories of my childhood

While you're putting

a cock ring on me. Deal?

Okay. Hey, thanks.

[Moaning]

Oh, no f***ing way.

[Moaning]

I'm gonna cum.

I'm gonna cum.

Don't cum, Brandon.

Don't cum.

Don't cum. Don't cum.

Hold the cum.

Aah!

Aah!

Oh, god.

Oh, no.

Aah! Oh, god!

This is when i need

the morning after pill.

I'll never ask a girl

to do it again.

Wow.

That's great.

So, uh...

what now?

Oh, don't worry.

You don't have to buy

me breakfast afterwards.

I'm just gonna go.

And thanks.

All right.

Dude, i think Brent

is melting.

Cool. He finally set it up.

Okay.

Testing, 1, 2, 3.

Blblblblbl.

Yes! Yes!

Brandon, you are the man.

You are the--Whoa. Whoa.

Brandon, you dog.

My dog. My dog.

She's hot...

and she's blonde.

Hmm, maybe a little privacy.

Okay. Don't mind me.

I will just be right here.

Okay.

She's know exactly

what she's doing.

Whew. Whew.

[Speaking gibberish]

Ooh.

God.

I'm hungry.

Okay.

That is going to require

much more therapy.

I'm going to have to

drink a lot tonight

If Im ever going to get

that image out of my brain.

If it's even possible.

But that aside, thank you.

It was wonderful.

I haven't felt that way

since i was in college.

Alex.

Oh, Mr. Blake.

The perv poet.

Here to compliment

my scarf again?

Actually, i came over

here to apologize.

It was inappropriate of me

To let you

stand there exposed.

I should have

been more tactful

And controlled

of the situation.

Really? And how would

you have done that?

Something like that.

[Cell phone rings]

Excuse me.

Anyway, i gotta get going.

I'll see you around.

Okay.

Oh, yeah. Sure, guys.

Help yourself.

Don't worry about it.

Thanks. Don't worry.

If we break it,

We'll return it

good as new.

The last time you said that,

I had to buy

a new game console.

What do you need this for

anyways? What are you doing?

We are taking things,

my friend,

To the next level:

MILFS!

Oh, yeah! Whoo!

Yeah, if we get footage

Of us partying

with these MILFS,

We will be heroes.

Uh-Uh-Uh.

It's okay, all right?

I know the ladies

will want what Ive got.

Him, on the other hand,

Video is the only way to make

sure he's not making things up.

Yeah. You like that,

don't you? Yeah!

No, no. Give me that.

Come on!

That crotch--

Give me back my sh*t.

I'm calm. My cock

is cool and ready.

Hey, when

are we leaving?

Right now.

Actually, Im not going

with you guys tonight.

What?

He's got some new friend

he's hanging out with.

Really?

Serious?

It's nothing serious.

Who is it, you dog?

Who is it?

I bet she's

that college girl.

You know. You know.

The one that likes

to air out her nipples

While she's talking.

Come on.

I wanna see some of it.

No. Don't worry about it.

Anyways, Im out tonight,

so just...

Anthony, can you just

keep an eye on these guys?

I don't want 'em

to break my stuff,

And i don't trust you two.

I want to.

I just can't.

Come on.

Just keep an eye

on 'em, please?

You're going to leave me

with these deviants?

Hey, man.

I'll see you later.

You're--

Cheers.

I hunt big animals.

Yeah, great big animals

like elephants.

I hunt bison.

You know, i ever used

to hunt sabertooth tigers.

They sound something like this.

Something like this.

Roarr, roarr, roarr.

Yeah, yeah,

they're great.

Okay, what does that say?

Brandon, you better

be getting laid.

Send to my best friend.

My boy.

This one was great.

You should have seen

the size of her tits.

They were massive.

You could wrap

your whole cock around them.

Apparently she stuck

a whole pumpkin up there once

On Halloween.

Oh, Brandon.

It was like everything.

She could shove,

Like, five different

vegetables up there.

It was like she was having

a shower with my jizz.

She was rubbing it all over.

Mom, where do you keep

the detergent?

Honey.

Oh, hey. It's done.

Can you do this?

Awesome, 'cause i forget

how to do it.

I had my cock up her ass.

She's screaming for more,

I was just f***ing pounding

her away.

She wanted me to stick

my balls in her mouth.

Whoa, whoa,

that is nasty, man.

Oh!

Well, look who's here.

What?

Where you been?

I've just been out,

you know?

We haven't seen you in,

like, the past couple weeks.

Yeah, you've been

kind of an a**hole.

I know. I'm sorry, man.

I've just been busy.

I knew it, man.

I knew this day

was coming.

I knew you were

going to ditch me

For some chick and leave me

here with these two jackasses.

I didn't know it was gonna be

this soon, though.

That's not what's

happening, man. I promise.

And besides,

you said you wanted

To do something

for me, right?

Yeah.

Okay, man.

Well, tonight,

That means i want you to

hang out with these two.

Fine.

Whatever, man.

Nate says he found

a brand new spot.

We're gonna go

check it out.

Yeah. Prime MILF

real estate.

Awesome.

This is it?

Yeah.

This is

your secret spot?

Yeah.

The market?

Not the market.

MILF central.

Check it out.

All right, let's do this.

Spread out.

Let's go. Come on.

Hold on.

Wait a minute.

I'm not in on

your guys' stupid bet.

Who says?

Come on.

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