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can't drown out the sounds

of coming storm.

They can't.

We're trying to render the ambience.

We fully trust the director,

everybody trusts everybody.

l don't want to be controversial.

- Here is a new performer, amateur.

- Amateur?

- Mr Staszek.

- Could you come, Mr Staszek?

First time in the movie.

He can be an example for all of us.

By thanking him, l symbolically

thank the entire crew.

Thank you very much!

4 days l was looking for him.

Didn't sleep or eat.

He's perfect!

This mutual trust

is the basis of our cooperation.

Attention! Dress rehearsal!

Let's start!

You're sad, the hunting wasn't successful,

the hares ran away!

Sorry! Now the lady!

Embrace the lady.

You're crying, crying. Hug him.

Crying on his shoulder!

Yes. That's it.

Now horses!

Be careful, take horses!

Horses. They were unharnessed.

Can horses hear me?!

We're approaching the fire. Now! Panoramic

view of the cauldron... You have it?

Come closer!

The cook! Stir more!

More to have more steam, idiot!

Now you take out the sausages!

Take out the sausages!

The sausages!

The disappearance of these sausages

wreaked havoc. That's a fact...

lt's as plain

as the nose on your face.

We know who is behind it

and who is trying to lure us.

This is why

the disappeared sausages

will close even more our ranks.

That's unbelievable, coal?

Where do you take the coal from?

ln general...

from Wegorzewska Street...

lmpressive.

Aren't you afraid to transport coal?

lt's risky at times...

Well, in general

l always try to have a receipt...

You have beautiful hair.

Maybe... l can't see it...

All that makes us confirm

strongly... and firmly...

We say NO to the hidden gobblers

of the sausages!

The Youth Brigade promises

to be on guard

by freshly bought sausages,

to honour the anniversary of the

establishment of our enterprise.

- 31st anniversary!

- That's it. 31st, round anniversary!

- You forgot the mustard.

- l have the mustard.

Show it!

Oh, hell! Pretty girl!

- An artist from this movie?

- Pretty baby.

- Such are the worst!

- Give it back or l'll crack you!

Stop it. Are you going to fight

for a broad? Like children...

As for this name...

There's a child named Tradition,

who was born recently in Gdansk.

Have a look and read!

After the ceremony in the Wedding

Hall the bride and groom paid a visit

in Trade Union where they were

given wreaths of wedding flowers.

Everybody was touched with

the birth of the

new secular tradition''.

lndeed!

So she was born in the Trade Union?

lt's written, isn't it?

Gee up, you Nag!

- Who was it?

- Stach, your look-like.

This hairy monkey

with a black snout is to be me?!

l came earlier

for that l had nothing to do.

Staszek! Come in!

Oh, sorry, l'm like that...

Thank you, they are beautiful.

You know, these are my favourite.

- And something else...

- Thank you.

Feel at home.

You have to wait a minute.

l'm not ready yet.

You came so early.

- Stach?

- What?

There are my photos on the table,

you may have a look.

Staszek?

l'm sorry,

could you unclog the bath?

You're so strong...

You clumsy, what have you done?!

Luckily it was only a shampoo,

at the same time you washed your hair.

- We're going to the theatre.

- To the theatre? What for?

Staszek, but l work in a theatre.

Sweet Jesus...

The war is on...

Who can sell, will survive.

If l sell black pudding, lard, bacon,

l'll drink some moonshine.

l keep close to my heart

pork fat and loin,

brawn and two smoked hams...

Look, my son.

This is ham!

Ah...

The axe, the hoe, the saw.

Air raids at night, round-ups at day.

The axe, the hoe, the saw.

When are they going to stop?

But people fought with the invader

not only using satire and songs.

But when they lacked ammunition...

When they lacked ammunition,

they sought solace in

lyrics of songs.

Friendly songs, soldier's songs,

simple songs...

Let's listen.

Hey young guardsman,

Fight your sorrows and fears.

ln 30 years on this sand,

A route long, straight and clear

Will lead.

lt will be as wide as the sea

Lazienki Route called it will be.

lt will link two banks together,

Where your father at wartime fell.

Could you move a bit

because l can't see anything.

So go to a doctor,

the one for the eyes!

Mister,

why are you leaning on me like that?

l'm sorry.

Miss Zosia! Could you come?

- What?

- Look at that!

l know what this is.

Before l worked in a different theatre

for 20 years.

A critic wrote once

that while watching the performance

he was tearing all his hair out.

- Do you think it's him?

- No. A different one.

That one had already torn

everything.

Stasiek! You made yourself up

to look like American! Kojak?

- Did it happen to you in that movie?

- No. ln a theatre.

Oh sh*t!

l would never go to a theatre!

10:
0 for Gwardia.

This a summary

of previous episodes.

Lieutenant of the Citizen's Militia,

Lech Rys, takes discrete care

of a bunch of scamps,

showing them the right way.

Thanks to his appropriate advice

he is called The Uncle Good Advice.

Here it is a new task for the

lieutenant:
Tomek uses dirty words.

Next episode is titled:

''The butterfly's leg of Tomek Mazur''.

lt has snowed a lot. Butterfly's leg!

There's no bus since a quarter!

Damn feather!

Unbelievable!

How can you use such dirty words?

What am l to say?!

My legs are frozen.

Butterfly's leg!

Well! You see, the climate

was always against us.

But that's not a good reason

to say dirty words.

- We try to explain this to him.

- l'll give you good advice.

The next time, when you have

the hot water shortage,

the heaters are off,

the are no buses

and your friend starts again

saying dirty words,

do you know what to do?

- What?

Pretend you can't hear

what he's saying to you!

- Hooray!

- That's great advice!

- l can imagine his face!

- Excellent advice, Uncle.

Very good advice!

Find the advice for me, Uncle!

lt's childishly simple.

The money from the London bank

can be withdrawn either by

Ryszard Ochodzki or lrena Ochodzka.

Find quickly some lrena,

marry her

and you will have lrena Ochodzka.

lrena Ochodzka...

Teddy Bear...

Now little lrena will...

...kiss little eyes of Bear Rysio.

The right eye of Bear Rysio.

The left...

l'll go. l have the right, don't l?

Terrific! ls it fake or you really

had your hair cut like that?

Terrific, Bear, really.

My baldy, you have to have

it done again.

l know!

You'll have such hair for the wedding.

- What wedding?

- One hour ago you proposed to me?

Hey? You didn't get the joke?

- lt was ajoke?

- What else?

You acted like some idiot!

Couldn't you leave some hair?

l couldn't. How was l to do it?

So if l'm an idiot, you...

You are very wise.

He's a moron.

- How can you deal with him?

- Somehow l can.

Why couldn't l deal?

l don't know. Just asking.

Oh Bear, you grouch.

You silly thing!

What are you thinking about?

That l and him...

Oh, you little dirty thing!

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