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So how do you make it with him?

l told him that yes, of course,

everything is possible,

but only in London.

You liar!

l didn't lie. He won't go

with me to London,

but who will go with me to London?

So what are you doing together?

We are talking.

Oh, tell me,

what exactly tradition is.

He's constantly asking about it.

He says it's some girl.

lmbecile!

Tradition, it is...

something extra.

Extradition?

No, this is when the planes

are hijacked,

when some bandit hijacks a plane,

then we can demand to get it back,

exactly because of tradition...

it's an old tradition.

From the beginning of... aviation.

Extradition.

lt works like that:

if somebody hijacks our cart

and he was caught,

he has to give us back a plane.

Did you get it?

This exactly is tradition.

Becaue they have to give it back!

- A plane?

- Yeah!

- A plane? What for? And a cart?

- They'd give back our cart too!

Good day, Mr President!

Have a seat, dear Sir.

- And what about me?

- He booked before you.

Today, Mr Pawel,

l want you to shave my head.

- Completely?

- Oh, you know, it's an important bet.

All right. l get it.

lt's forbidden to smoke here!

Watch it carefully,

The TV will film it and the newsreel.

Will you manage to attach it

to the helicopter?

l'm the chief consultant

for the artistic matters.

l want everything

to have some expression.

We can attach it. Recently

l put up 3 little houses for Militia.

They were so thankful

they didn't know where to kiss me.

We'll discuss the contract

with the committee.

- You're coming with me.

- OK, coming!

This gentleman will be responsible for the

whole action cause he has a helicopter.

l mean, he can have it

whenever he wants.

Yes, l can have but l need to know

an hour before it.

And the price is competitive,

he'll provide it for 30 grands,

while the official price starts

at 55 per hour.

Here you have to stay

in touch with him...

l have your phone number.

If we need something,

l'll call you,

And then you will call me back.

Why overpaying three times

if we have this guy

and we'll let him earn a bit.

l got straw from Koszalin

from the state farm.

They can give it free for the club.

So it costs us nothing.

l have a surplus of a film tape,

so we make a short movie

and it'll cost us nothing.

So we're more less

180-200 grands ahead.

- Go ahead, tell me...

- This is all.

l found a museum in Olsztynek

which will buy the bear.

And this will give us 150 000 extra.

So what do you say?

Listen! You're trying to

save some meagre

100-200 grands and when we have

a control they'll get us.

Get it into your

economical director's head:

money should be earned legally,

not by some shady practices.

This little chopper rat can fly

for a penny with your wife,

but us, remember this,

we'll rent a helicopter for 10 hours,

paying the full price.

- ''Ten hours'' - literally.

- But it'll cost us few hundred!

We'll pay!

The film will be made officially

and we'll pay.

l got the receipt for the bear,

280 000 - we'll pay.

And we won't sell the bear to

any museum, even for a million!

So, you don't want to earn money?

Tell me... what is this bear for?

- Yes, what for?

- This is it!

Nobody knows. So you don't have to

be afraid that someone asks.

This bear...

it's vital for the whole society.

lt fulfills its dreams.

This is a bear

within our capabilities.

Do you know what we do with this bear?

We open eyes of the doubters.

This is ours, we made it

and this isn't our last word.

And nobody can pick on us

as this bear

was made for the community

by 6 different institutions.

The bear will rot at the end of summer

out there in the fresh air.

- And what will we do then?

- The protocol of damage.

Real money can be earned

only on expensive,

huge investments made of straw.

No, no, no! You can't afford it!

You have to save money.

Listen, Rysio!

Don't be such a demagogue!

When you do your wheeling dealing

everything is ok,

but when l suggest something...

you're giving me a lesson...

lndeed? Tell me one thing and

l'll let you drink the whole bottle.

Give me just a shot!

And your fake brother?

l stopped my film, gave an ad.

lt cost me over 300 000.

- lt cost you?

- Money is money!

Few thousand zlotys for

few hundred uncertain dollars

only if your aunt is generous.

ls it correct?

Janek, avoid mind games with

two different systems of currency.

Let's not behave like merchants.

As consultants we get for the bear

20% from the entire cost.

So the more expensive the...

- Brandy?

- Double, please. l can afford now!

Do you have a big pan?

l have real sausages.

Veal wrapped in lamb.

Lamb skin?

Did you get it

from an antique dealer?

No, from my movie. Just smell it!

Give me some pot!

lt's painful to see,

the way he strains himself,

our president, Ryszard Ochodzki.

All for our club ''Rainbow''.

He's constantly working!

Keeping and eye on everybody.

And some needle him with

their sarcastic remarks.

Bunch of wolves!

lt's me, Jarzabek Waclaw,

2nd class coach.

Long live the president! 100 years!

lt's me again, Jarzabek,

last week l didn't express myself.

l was ill.

l have a sick note.

Woo, boo, doo, boo,

long live the president of our club!

100 years!

lt was Jarzabek singing.

Close the door behind me.

What has happened to you?

When you left, some guy ran into

the room and started reciting

and then singing in your honour.

He did it to the cabinet.

- A song?

- lf only you heard this rubbish...

Woo, boo, doo, boo,

long live the president of our club!

100 years!

- lt's Jarzabek, a good coach.

- You have it recorded?

Not only this.

The conditions during training camp

were good!

Thanks to our president!

The roof wasn't leaking.

Especially as it wasn't raining much.

- What do you have it for?

- Want to see some others?

- Don't they know it's recorded?

- Obviously, they do!

l told them about it.

lf anybody wants to express

their critical comment about me,

or my work, bring some complaint

while l'm not here,

every time they may come and register

what is bothering them.

But they may try to butter you up,

make up to you, blandish...

What for?

Because they and l,

we all care only for our club.

Honesty is the standard in our club!

Sir!

Sir, the door over there!

Welcome Rysio,

you know how much l like you, chap!

l'm struck down by asthma so from dawn

l have to drink this awful stuff!

l brought one like that.

lt's for my grandson.

The boy is fond of sports.

- lt's to motivate him!

- Precisely!

lt's 5:
30 pm,

we have to change the pressure.

Come in, you'll have a ride with me.

Press 30!

Yeah... l wasn't sure

what sport he's keen on,

so the inscription is maybe...

not very...

He doesn't do any sport.

What did you write there?

To Marek Zlotnicki...

for taking the first place.

Rysio, l ike you so much, chap!

Listen, Rysio, when you were

getting married to lrena,

you had such sabres above

your heads.

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