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Do you remember? l also

would like to have such sabres.

But we're getting married

only next Tuesday.

OK. Sabres for next Tuesday.

And then of course,

some honeymoon?

This we'll do rather in the winter.

l'm telling you, l've been everywhere.

l'm lazy.

But lrena is flying like crazy.

She brought a beautiful fur

from Leningrad. And now...

- What day is today?

- Tuesday!

So on Friday she's flying to London

to buy something for her wedding dress

or some suit.

You know, women.

- But coming back to this wedding...

- l've just remembered,

there is a letter to lrena, from abroad.

lt came to our old address.

- l think it was from London.

- From London?

- Where do you have it?

- At home...

Or maybe in the club.

- So let's go...

- No, what for? Give me a minute!

l'll bring it myself.

l don' want to bother you Mr Minister.

l'll be back with a letter

in a minute!

Somebody to you.

Quiet. Quiet...

This is our man, Mr President.

ln two days l should have new

collections with hunting animals,

Now l have only singles.

These. French ones.

- l need English.

- l don't have anything interesting.

Here there are some new ones

and the old ones. With envelopes.

Envelopes with stamps?

Yes, they are postmarked.

Sir, with these pipes

it was like that:

in the winter windows fell out.

2 from here, 2 from the 6th floor

and from the 7th two as well.

No, from the 7th one only!

CERTlFlED TRANSLATOR

Bon Jour. Sil vous plait!

Entrez, entrez vous.

Et ou est Piotr?

Pardon, lch keine...

Je parle Polish only.

l'm sorry, Sir,

l though it was my son

with his friend from France.

They are to come from another district,

to take a bath,

because there's no water there...

- All right.

May l ask you to write a letter in English

on this piece of paper, by hand?

- Yes.

- No problem.

And it will go like that...

lrena! The dearest goddess,

every night l dream about your divine body...

...divine body...

- Lifts are off. From 8:00 only.

- But l came to this lift.

This lift is upstairs.

He's relaxing now.

- Some gentleman came to you.

- Let him in.

Sorry, it took so long...

OK, do you have this letter?

Thank you very much.

Jasio!

Take my friend downstairs in a lift.

He wouldn't have to suffer going down.

lt's a simple text,

l'll translate it quickly.

Will you excuse me.

l'm coming back.

l though you wouldn't come,

that you finally have water there.

Comment a va?

- Who will you pretend to be?

- l don't know yet.

Yes, this one. Yesterday precisely

he came back from Geneva.

Speak.

l'm calling from the secretariat...

Yes. Yes.

Hello?

Yes. Yes. Paluch.

Yes.

l made a note.

Of course. Everything.

Miss Krysia!

And Aleksandra Kozel. Yes.

That's very good.

And what about your personal life?

l see.

Congratulations.

lt's a matter of urgency!

Have it done... on the pillows!

l travel across the lands and sees,

Around the globe

With my head held high.

l have Polish passport

Close to my heart.

Where did l take it from,

l'm asking?

l worked it out with pride and pain.

From hard labour of everyday work.

From steel, iron, coal.

Coal means coke...

...the anthracite.

- 80!

- Taken!

Get dressed!

So when shall we leave and how?

- By plane. Would you like a drink?

- Why not...

- Maybe Whisky. English drink it.

- OK. l can try.

Drink it.

The English drink it non stop.

Give me a second glass.

Good morning.

- Merry Christmas, says the meter reader.

- Thank you.

Merry Christmas. Herrings appeared

in shops in Grochow, l heard.

We'll check how much

did you use up.

So in general you have to know

a little bit about it,

for people to know how much to pay.

Until now it was like that,

but now we have a computer.

You can write whatever you want.

lt has no meaning.

Computer?

Yes, it's always wrong

when calculating, Sir.

Single month didn't go by

without a mistake.

Now, you don't have to know

that much about yourjob?

Not any more.

That's much easier, Sir.

Computer.

Excuse me,

l have to go to the bathroom.

Of course.

Sir!

Sir!

You have your computer.

English vodka.

l'll open.

No, thank you, we have one already.

Sir! Sir!

Some guy with a mirror.

l told him we have one already.

Take care of him.

l'll be back soon.

Computer!

Make that carrier take out

the meter reader.

No. Ask the caretaker.

Make him sleep!

- The caretaker?

- No, the carrier!

Sir!

Can you come to me

and take out the meter reader.

All right, coming.

We would like to apologize for the

unscheduled damage and invite

all passengers to the square.

Municipal Transport in connection

with the breakdown of transport

system introduces the slogan:

''To all people of good labour:

a bit of humour and entertainment''

and we invite you to the square.

The tram is stopped for an hour. Few

passengers entered the basement and peed.

And he went

to take our the meter reader.

Ladies and gentlemen!

l welcome you with a traditional good day.

And let me start and present

you the programme.

On that occasion, as a breakdown

is also an occasion,

we would like to present to our

passengers, people of good labour,

as they are...

the artistic programme,

until the breakdown is repaired.

Excuse me,

where did you get this tea?

Oh no...

My daughter sent it from Lomza.

Good morning, good day, hello!

You're asking where l'm from?

l'm jolly Romek!

l live in suburbs in a little hut,

l've got water, electricity and gas.

Don't worry, they'll turn it off!

Bear, he's sleeping like a log.

So what? l'm sleeping because l feel

like sleeping. lt's logical.

- So, Bear?

- Good.

Give me your passport now.

l have to buy tickets for tomorrow!

And you'll watch them here.

And l'll be back soon.

Good morning!

Miss Director, the sausage.

NO TlCKETS

Yes?

My name's Stanislaw Paluch,

l have booked a ticket to London.

Plane to London, 11:05.

4 minutes ago the price has changed.

lt's 11:
09.

But l gave you the sausage.

Take it! Take it now!

l'm not going to eat it at all!

You don't want to fly to Tokyo,

so l suggest Melbourne.

lt's a rare ticket, it's valid.

The plane left 3 days ago

and hasn't come back yet.

TlCKET WlTH A DlSCOUN lS THE BEST GlF Excuse me, l've just got

the message, from a hospital,

my wife gave birth to a son, a boy,

so l wanted to send flowers for her

and the ticket for

the baby as a sign of good luck.

- Will you let me in?

- Yes.

Dear... the one to London at 11:05.

The flowers are for you.

- Your lD, please.

- Here you are.

Excuse me, l'm a pediatrician.

l told you... l have a son!

- What's his weight?

- 12 kg.

12? Authorities keep

the correct political course.

- With tickets only, please.

- Thank you.

- But l want to see my mother off!

- Wait a moment!

l'll check in the manual.

Mother.

''Mother can be seen off

by waving from the viewing area.''

''We apologize.

The viewing point is closed.

The nearest open viewing point

in Wroclaw.''

Maybe you could fly?

But you are to have the operation.

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