Miss Nobody Page #3
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- Year:
- 2010
- 92 min
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You gonna eat
your shrimp?
Charmaine,
I'm talking here!
Look, I know, all right?
You know?
Absolutely.
Did you do bad?
So your new challenge is
how fast can you score
Before wilder
fires your ass.
Hold on. Wait.
I'm getting fired?
( slurping )
sarah jane, give me
a swig of your coke.
The game
is hardball.
You gotta think
three steps ahead.
That's what beeber said.
Beeber, schmeeber.
The question is did he
leave anything behind
that you can rip off?
He never mentioned
some new malaria drug,
Or, I don't know,
a spiffy new ointment?
Clarity.
Missy, I think I'm being
plenty clear, right?
Enough career talk.
( sighs )
Hey, dish me.
Who'd you slay?
What do you mean?
Men, you nerdling!
Oh!
Which exec did you set
Speak of the devil.
( growls )
Johnny, god!
Hi, there.
What, baby?
Hey, sarah jane.
So, is it true
what they say,
Execs, uh, do it better?
Cool breeze,
lay off.
All right, charmaine,
come on.
Come on, come on,
come on, come on!
We only got an hour left.
That's johnny,
char's husband.
Sorry.
They were trying
for a baby...
Mm!
...But char was still
sneaking the pill.
She said she liked
the extra attention.
Was I jealous of char?
Maybe a little.
But I had clarity
to think about.
The deeper I sank
my teeth into clarity,
The more I was convinced
I was onto something.
With clarity,
older lab rats
Had increased their
cognitive abilities tenfold.
I mean, who wouldn't want
smarter elderly rats?
So, with my ad campaign,
an uptick of 3%.
Care to comment,
sarah jane?
Um...
Why only three?
( chuckles )
( laughing )
It's ridiculous, right?
( sighs ) I know.
Do you agree?
Yes, I do agree.
I agree.
And now they're enacting laws
so we can't even conduct
research on illegal immigrants.
I mean, american citizens,
okay, but foreigners?
( snorts )
I mean, how are we
ever to know if
These idiotic drugs
actually work?
It's crazy.
A surefire cure for alzheimer's
would be my ticket to success,
But first I had to test it
On a living, breathing
human being...
And I had
The following night
I slipped 10 milligrams
Of clarity into mr. Ketchum's
mushroom soup.
Uh, salty.
Oh, for christ's sake,
it's like caring for an infant.
Day one. Minor
motor control issues.
Mr. Ketchum?
Oh.
I couldn't let anyone
know I had clarity,
So I had to do all my research
on the sly,
It was
So I prayed to st. George
for wisdom and patience...
Patience to deal with
my personal secretary,
L.J. Feffer.
L.J.! I'm expecting
a very important call
from miss wilder.
Having a male secretary
was a nice twist,
But seriously...
L.J.:
Hello?The wheel was spinning,
but the hamster was dead.
Hel-hello?
( beep )
L.J., are you
buzzing me?
No. Hello?
( beeps )
l.J.
L.J.?
Huh?
Did you--
no. Hello?
Buzz me?
( beeping )
Ugh.
L.J., who was that?
Who was what?
On the phone?
Um, I told her
that you were busy.
Told who?
Um...
Miss wilder.
Miss wilder?
L.J., she's my boss!
I was waiting for her call.
I said that was
a very important call!
Whoops. I didn't--
know that--
I guess
that's my bad, hmm?
Yes. Staples
are for paper,
Not for pants.
I'll staple you. Stapler.
( spritzing )
( knocking )
Miss wilder?
Ah.
Sarah jane.
Glad you stopped by.
Come on in.
I'm having a bit
of a problem with
your performance lately.
It's too good.
Gee. For a moment there--
threw you, huh?
Mm.
Damn it.
Now, orchids
I can deal with,
But bonsais are
so, uh, touchy.
May I?
Sure.
Yeah, you're killing
them with kindness.
Bonsai plants,
you have to have a deft hand.
Sort of, uh, flatter
them a little?
Exactly. Next time,
you just turn the nozzle
to "spray."
The girl even knows
plants. ( chuckles )
Miss wilder--
sarah jane--
Go ahead.
Well...
I just wanted to say,
Woman to woman,
That I think that you rank
right up there
With, like,
I don't know. Oprah.
Why, sarah jane!
Are you trying
to kiss my ass?
Yes, ma'am,
I believe I am.
Good. It shows spunk.
Have a seat.
Play the queen,
never the pawn.
Mr. Beeber
taught me that.
Really?
Milo and I came up
in the company together.
We even had
a pet project-- clarity.
Hmm. Actually, I-I barely
got to know him.
He was all penis.
Gotcha.
And I was
a headstrong woman
In an increasingly
wussified man's world,
So we joined forces...
To get ahead.
After all, we all
want to get ahead,
Don't we,
sarah jane?
Miss wilder, I'm not
getting your drift.
Then why are you holding
my old clarity files?
This? No.
No, no, no, you're mistaken.
You know
what else I think?
I think that
you were with beeber
the night he died.
How can you-- no--
'cause that night,
beeber texted me...
Your picture,
and typed in
That he was about
to bed you down.
We were kinky that way.
See?
( click )
( inhales ) mm!
We went to dinner...
That night, sure.
For work.
I-I just got confused--
So, you were
with him that night?
At dinner.
But not at his--
Then why didn't
you call the police?
Because he stole my job,
And--and I didn't think
I mean, who am I?
I'm a nobody.
Why don't we just
call the police,
You know, tell them
your little story,
And see what they think.
No, no, no, please don't.
Were you at
his place or not?
You killed him,
didn't you?
Miss wilder, you have
to understand.
He fell off
of this ladder
And landed on
this cheap umbrella.
You mean
my housewarming gift?
I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean
to kill him.
Please, you have
to understand that.
I swear. Just--
Don't call the police.
Call the police?
Now? ( chuckles )
Why on earth
would I do that?
No. No, no,
no, no, no.
No?
I'll tell you what
I'll be wanting.
You'll be giving me
80% of your paycheck
Each week in cash.
You can leave now.
I had a difficult
decision to make--
Give in to
miss wilder's demands,
Electrocute her
at the water cooler,
Or trip her
on the subway.
Tough choices.
A sign!
St. George was with me.
all the days of my life,
And I will dwell in the house
of the lord forever."
It would be miss wilder's
fondest wish
That would you fill in
at her desk, sarah jane.
"fondest wish."
Still, I began to get
this feeling
The other execs
didn't like me very much.
I needed guidance
from a higher source.
Look, st. George,
I know you just gave me a sign,
But when I saw
those execs eyeballing me,
It really got me thinking
that maybe
was just a coincidence,
So no offense, but I'd
really like another sign,
Just, you know, to confirm
that I'm on the right track.
Did I under-do the candles?
No? Good. Okay.
Claire:
Sarah jane!
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