Miss Nobody Page #4
- R
- Year:
- 2010
- 92 min
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Sarah jane, we have mice!
Don't just sit there!
Come and help me catch
the little bastard! On, no!
( indistinct
shrieking )
Aaah! Aaah!
Aah! Aah!
Oh, my god.
St. George!
Uh, no, ma'am,
knight in shining armor.
( swoons )
Oh! Oh, my god.
I completely forgot.
Baby, meet
detective sergeant bill malloy,
Our new boarder.
Um, um, sergeant malloy,
This is my daughter,
sarah jane mckinney.
She's an executive.
Well, sarah jane, it's, uh,
it's very nice to meet you.
Detective sergeant
bill malloy.
Mrs. Detective sergeant
sarah jane mckinney-malloy.
It was as if my dreams
I'm not rushing.
And you're flushed.
Why are you flushed?
It's my rouge.
Your rouge? Who
the hell says "rouge"?
Excuse me, sorry.
What's with
all the smirking?
I'm not smirking.
Ach!
I'm not.
Holy sh*t, it's a guy.
Shh. It's not a guy.
Char... It's a guy.
( laughing )
I was like
a fire hydrant.
I-I couldn't shut off.
I was so excited that--
I feel embarrassed
even saying this,
But I felt like
I was gonna faint.
Yeah!
No kidding. Faint.
Anyway, I told charmaine
everything I know
About sergeant
bill malloy.
He was a cop,
but suspended.
He'd gone too far
in this gang-related drug
investigation.
D.A.'s turf, he'd said.
D.A.'s turf?
( cup shatters,
body thuds )
I mean,
how cool is that?
Claire:
Is everythingall right in there?
I'm all right.
Day 30. 20 milligrams.
Increased energy
and coordination.
His captain had
to put him on ice
For a while
to simmer down.
On ice! I mean,
don't you just love it?
Oh...
( triumphant fanfare )
Hi.
Hi.
( fax whirrs, beeps )
Pierre:
Ms. Abatemarco,I've seen better handwriting
From a dead baboon--
not alive. Dead.
Now, if I were a member
Maybe, maybe, I could
deciphering your scribbling.
But I am not a member
Um, sorry. Mm...
A zib of baila?
No.
Um, ballcock?
Bal-- ballyhock?
No.
Bla-- blaylock?
Mr. Blaylock?
Blaylock.
Blaylock.
Excellent. That was--
that was perfect.
The only problem is
here I needed to speak
To mr. B-b-b-blaylocke
yesterday!
But I couldn't speak
to mr. B-b-b-blaylocke
Yesterday,
because I mistook
Your f***ing message
for a f***ing doodle.
Because no one in
their right f***ing mind
Would ever interpret
your f***ing handwriting
As even remotely linked
To the english
f***ing language!
A few things
about pierre jejeune--
Public relations
was his vehicle
For trading
inside information.
Even the mayor
was in on the action.
And he liked to sample
the secretarial buffet.
Podophilia, it's called.
He also liked to watch.
( moaning )
Billed his late-night
interoffice
Popcorn porno parties
to his expense account.
Get out.
You're fired.
Um, excuse me.
But, uh, charmaine,
l.J.'s moving
To mr. Everwright's desk
next week, so you're hired.
Um, but mr. Jejeune,
he just--
Charmaine. I said...
You're hired.
Now, get your stuff and go.
Okay.
Wow. So, you like
to play games, mckinney.
You think you got
clarity now? Well, fine.
Why don't
you take your...
Frisky little breasts
back to miss wilder's office
And you can conjure up
your little schemes.
But when you're all
by your lonesome,
Remember this--
We're not friends
Anymore.
tra-la-la la-la...
( gasps )
la
When he mentioned
miss wilder and clarity
In the same breath,
I knew he'd sent the fax.
If I learned anything
at judge pharmaceutical,
It's you have to think
three steps ahead.
( chuckles )
Nether, you dirty dog!
Nether and jejeune
had this running gag.
One would give the other
the hottest porn of the week.
Then the recipient
And leave it on
the other's desk
As a token
of his appreciation.
Ooh.
tra-la-la la-la
la
( confessional divider slides )
I've been bad, father.
Mm. How bad?
Well, let's see.
I have argued
with my mother...
I've been prideful,
vain, unkind,
And I killed a few people.
You killed a few people?
It wasn't
premeditated, though.
Well, maybe sort of?
Does that count?
And these murders,
where did they take place?
In a dream?
Work.
Work.
Mm.
Your boss?
Yes.
And others you've
come in contact with.
Yes.
And because
you don't like them,
Or hate then, even,
It's your fault
that they die.
Yes!
Sarah jane,
you have always had
A very vivid
imagination.
Yes.
Oh, well, um...
How come you
haven't been caught?
St. George.
St. George?
My guardian angel.
Oh.
Father grisham, how else
do you explain
Mr. Perfect
becoming our boarder?
And-- and old mr. Ketchum
progressing so nicely
on clarity?
I mean, don't you see?
There is a pattern.
So, I just figured
that if I came in here
And I cleared the air
a little,
That maybe things
could get back to,
You know,
( whistles ) normal.
Normal.
Well, uh, sarah jane,
this killing business--
When you visualize
the act, does it
relieve stress?
Yes, father.
Yes, it does.
Good. Then...
Continue your course.
( knocking )
And, uh, say ten
hail marys
And get back to me
in a month.
My dad was a cop.
My granddad was a cop.
My granddad's granddad
was a cop.
Yeah. So,
genetically speaking,
We're talking
a long line
Of very
suspicious people.
( chuckles )
Must be doing
something right,
'cause the department
lifted my suspension.
I'm working
homicide now.
Homicide, really?
Yeah. In fact, I was
just handed a case.
One of your, uh,
judge execs,
Pierre jejeune.
Really?
Yeah. Electrocuted
bare-ass on a copier?
( laughing )
( laughs ) you mean
it wasn't an accident?
Well, yeah,
in the movies, maybe.
In real life?
You know, detective,
I get the feeling
that you like to play games.
You're a clever girl,
sarah jane.
I'll give you that.
What else will you give me?
A word.
Checkmate.
I'm sorry, officer,
but checkmate
Has two "c"s in it, not one.
Not tonight,
doll face.
Dorothy!
( dogs barking )
Day 72, 35 milligrams.
Increased motivation.
Decreased inhibition.
He gonna be okay?
Yeah, he does that
all the time.
All right, 'cause
those are my slippers.
I liked bill,
Was he my knight
in shining armor,
Or was he the "check"
in "checkmate"?
With jejeune's old job,
I was now at the center
Of bill's investigation,
But I also had my pardon
from father grisham.
St. George, he always
had my back.
Ah! Our p.R. Princess
hath arrived!
Sarah jane, let me give you
the blow-by-blow
Of the halldice conference.
L.J.!
Um, a) we go
in gangbusters.
High energy.
Lightning in a bottle.
Charmaine, b).
Sarah jane delivers
the powerpoint presentation
and the big spiel.
Mm-hmm, and finally c).
If the fish are biting,
there will be
A perfect lull after
you're done speaking,
you to say nothing,
as in nada!
Let them come to you.
And if they don't bite?
In that case,
there'll be
A much longer,
deadlier silence,
Will hop onto
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