Miss Tanakpur Hazir Ho Page #4

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This boy has been destroyed.

Yes and now his entire family

will be driven to insanity.

- Ramprasad!

- Welcome!

Hello. Please accept this.

Hello Pradhanji.

I'm so glad you could come. Thank you.

You didn't bring your wife along?

She is unwell.

Please come in.

You must eat dinner before leaving.

Don't worry about us.

Please look after your other guests.

Shastri, don't take otherwise.

What happened?

- Your mantras have failed.

- Why, what has happened?

He means that they

boy seems absolutely fine.

Neither crazy nor sick.

Just wait and watch.

We can't do anything but watch.

- Where are the drinks?

Where's dinner?

Is food all you think about?

I'm tense here and

you are looking for dinner!

What are you worried about?

I can see there is nothing

wrong with that boy.

Let's forget about

the past and just eat.

- Get out of my sight.

- What'?

Get out of my sight!

- Pradhanji you're making a big deal

out of nothing. - Can't you hear me'?

Pradhanji!

I will shove this inside you.

- Bheema, control him.

- I'll do that for you, just calm down.

- You too'?

- Get out of here!

L'm going...

Pradhanji you need...

- What are you doing Pradhanji?

What happened Pradhanji?

What is it'?

Where has that boy disappeared?

Wasn't he just here?

Arjun, you shouldn't

have left the wedding.

Then who would take care of you'?

Lajjo must be looking beautiful.

Yes, very pretty,

do you want to see a photograph?

Here you go.

Really, just like Aishwarya Rai.

Yes she does.

And me'?

Like Shahrukh Khan.

Shahrukh Khan?

- Please call the bride's brother.

Where's Arjun?

He's been gone since a while.

Narayan can you go and look for him'?

Drag the cad! - He's become

a threat to the women of this village.

Imagine doing something so despicable.

- You cad!

- Tie the Scoundrel up!

Sinner.

Uncle, did you get through?

Did you'll find him'?

No we didn't, go look there.

- What happened?

- I can't get through.

- If her brother isn't here,

call her cousin.

Narayan, you're like Lajjo's brother,

why don't you sit.

Yes, of course.

- His phone is ringing.

- Look for it. Give it to me.

- Take it out!

- Here Pradhanji.

He used these legs

to run away that night.

Get the motorcycle

and run it over him!

Break his legs!

Bring the motorcycle!

His legs are broken.

Sualal?

Sualal, there are

people gathering outside.

Let them! I'm not afraid of anyone.

Don't take otherwise.

I'm 10 + 2.

Yes, I agree but it the truth comes out

it will bring disgrace to the family.

Think about what

you will tell everyone.

Listen everybody!

Your heads will hang in shame

if you'll know what he has done.

This boy...

was being indecent with my

buffalo, in the middle of the night!

- I caught him red handed!

- What kind of indecent behaviour'?

- What did he do'?

- Hang on everyone.

What kind of indecent behaviour?

He was...

---raping my buffalo!

He raped a buffalo!

- What kind of upbringing

has he been given?

- Imagine raping a buffalo!

- No one is answering the phone.

- No one will in the police station.

- Call up 181- 181.

What's that'?

It's the government helpline number...

...for any crimes against women.

- But this is a buffalo.

- Pradhanji, how dense of you!

A 'buffalo' is female!

That makes sense!

Call them.

Sir, this is Bheem Singh speaking.

.Who'?

L've called on behalf of

Tanakpur's village head, Mr. Sualal.

- Tell me.

There's been a rape in our village.

- What'? A rape'?

- Yes, somebody's been raped.

- And who is the culprit?

We've tied the rascal

to a bullock cart.

- And where is the victim?

- She's lying down in front of me.

- What is she doing there'?

- She's lying down in the yard.

- Why is she lying down in the yard?

- To sun bathe.

- Who sunbathes after getting raped'?

Sualal asked us to put her there,

so we did.

- Is she properly covered'?

No, she's lying naked.

- Naked? Are you all crazy?

- Put some clothes on her.

- Okay sir.

Gopi! Get some bedsheets

from the house!

L've told them.

Can you please come quickly?

The whole village has gathered.

- We'll be there soon.

Meanwhile, cover the victim's face.

Her whole face'?

- Of course! Her identity

should be kept secret!

- The boy's father is here!

- If he'd gotten the

son married first...

...the boy wouldn't

have gone after a buffalo.

- Quiet! Don't judge him

without hearing the whole story.

Look at what your son has done!

This girl cannot

be my daughter- in- law!

Pack everything! Let's go!

Mother!

(Chanting)

Invoke Lord Shiva...

Say his name.

Are you all going to spend the day

canoodling here? What were you doing?

We were chanting for

this matter to get resolved.

To hell with your chants!

Neither have the cops come

nor has that helpline number worked.

Unless a man dies himself,

he'll never see heaven.

- He looks like the Police Station Chief.

- Why, is he wearing a sign?

He will know. Let me handle it.

Ask him!

Sir, are you bathing?

He's brushing his teeth.

No, I'm painting a picture

of me bathing. Why do you care'?

Where will we find the police chief?

He isn't here.

The toilet is there.

Read what's written.

Should I go find out'?

He isn't there.

- He's taking a dump.

- What!

Why'? Can't cops take a dump'?

No... cops take a dump all the time!

What he really means is that it's

a fundamental right to take a dump.

Sure, I get what you really mean.

- But when I start

getting really mean...

...then all the meanings

won't make a difference!

Sir, you're applying the

wrong meaning to my meanings...

Don't take otherwise.

- The police chief is

an old friend of mine.

- I'm the head of Tanakpur village.

- Give him your card.

- This is my visiting card...

- There is no water in the toilet.

Oh there he is!

Let's shake hands!

Wait Pradhan,

Let me at least wash my dirty hands!

My Guru's advice was...

'Always pay your respects

to the first person you meet..

...when you exit the toilet.'

- Ask me why...

- Ask him why.

- Why'?

Because you've just emptied your

tummy, but this next person will refill it!

What a thought!

It's not funny!

It's always been true for me.

Now l've met you outside,

let's see how you are going to do it.

Hope I am worthy enough!

Don't take me otherwise.

Let me decide who is worthy!

What was your Guruji's name?

Kantaprasad.

Come on, let's talk.

What are you saying Pradhan?

Don't just make up stories!

Is it possible to rape a buffalo?

Do you think the police are stupid?

No, no. Listen to us.

We aren't lying, I saw

it with my own eyes.

So you have an eyewitness as well.

Exactly! So please register the case.

And what if I don't'?

Don't take me otherwise.

The thing is, the police superintendent,

Mr. Trivedi is a good friend of mine and...

And Mr. Bidayak...

...and Bidayak, the local Councilor

is from my own community.

Otherwise...

...l've been in the police

force for 35 years.

Dropping names isn't

going to get your work done.

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