Miss Tanakpur Hazir Ho Page #5

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- What do you really want me to drop'?

- How can I tell you what to drop'?

How about I drop something

heavy in your lap!

There's a lot more coming your way.

Since time immemorial,

we've heard 'The cow is our mother'.

A young man, Arjun has been accused

of raping a 'mother' - this buffalo.

Right now, I'm at Ground Zero,

and this is the victim.

As you can see the buffalo

is feeling rather helpless and morose.

She is so ashamed that she can't even

look people in the eye.

What we need to worry about is

how low our society has fall...

Let society go to hell!

Get off the victim!

- Get out of here!

- Keep rolling!

Vultures!

Won't even spare this animal.

Pradhanji, it's a good

thing you covered her face...

...because now with the

slightest provocation women...

...go on candle light

marches to India Gate.

Poor thing... A victim of bad fate.

-It's so sad.

She's feeling so embarrassed.

Why is this vessel here?

Pick up that vessel, it's part

of the evidence.

Should I take the dung too'?

Why don't you do one thing...

...collect all the

dung from the village...

...add some of your own and

bring it to the police station.

You fool!

Give me that stick.

How did a scrawny fellow like you

climb such a big, black beast'?

Sir, my son is innocent.

So you are this fellow's father?

I know my son would never

do something so low and cheap.

Your son didn't do

anything low, my man.

In fact,

he climbed on top of the buffalo.

No sir, my son isn't like that at all.

In fact, he has applied

to the police force.

Oh! The buffalo cavalry unit!

Your bad behaviour has started even

before you've joined the police force'?

It's because of people like you that

the police force gets a bad name.

Will you continue this behaviour

when you're in the police force'?

Then why would he

do something like this'?

By then, he'll become

a big man just like you.

Why will he continue

fornicating with buffaloes?

He will sleep with humans...

...just like you do!

Oh really! Ramveer, quick!

File a report against the boy!

- Charged for raping a

buffalo under Crimes Act 377.

- Life imprisonment and

a minimum of 10 years in jail.

- Come Pradhanji and bring the eye

witness along. Let's write the report.

Long live the Indian Police!

Long live the Indian Police!

Sualalji, it's always a

pleasure to visit your village.

Let's file the complaint first.

Tell me the name.

Sualaal...Sualal Gandaas.

Don't take otherwise.

Sualal...

Let him write.

Not your name, the victim's name.

Victim's'?

- The victim.

- The victim is a buffalo.

Simple question,

what is the victim's name?

You must have named her something...

Rani, Rupa, Champa, Gulabo.

She won the animal fashion show,

she became Miss Tanakpur.

Excellent! So we have the

victim's name, Miss Tanakpur.

Miss Tanakpur.

Why don't you shove

your head further down.

- Shastri stop behaving like a kid!

- Age?

- She should be around 7 or 8 years old.

- 7 or 8 years old'?

Okay let's settle on something

in the middle, 7 and a halt.

- Does she give milk?

- Yes

- How much'?

- 20 litres

What'?

She gives 10 litres in the morning and

10 litres in the evening.

- Then this is going to hamper

your business. - Why'?

- The buffalo will be in police

custody from now on. - Why'?

- How is that possible?

- It's necessary.

Until the police investigation is complete

the victim must stay in police custody.

Complete the procedure and

get the buffalo to the police station.

- Yes sir.

- And don't take the veil off her face.

In the name of Lord Hanuman!

In the name of Lord Shankar!

In the name of Lord Krishna!

From strength to strength!

Giddyup!

With limb to limb!

Giddyup!

I think two people

should hold her horns...

...two people should lift her legs...

...and shift gears!

You can't ride her

in like your motorcycle!

- This way...

- That way... behind...

She's out of energy.

Give her a dose of Viagra.

Then she'll get on top of anything

a plane, a bus or a truck.

Old man, are you trying to

apply your formulas to a buffalo?

Quickly, let's get on with it.

There you go! She's climbing up!

She's UP!

- L've been married 7 years.

If I'd had a child I would

have devoted my life to it.

He couldn't perform his manly duty.

How could I have a child then'?

Then he comes home drunk

every night and beats me.

That's when Arjun, the electrician...

...felt sorry for me and

he started caring about me.

I began to like that feeling.

But...

...last night he left his sister's

wedding just to give me medicines.

He hasn't done anything wrong.

He has sacrificed everything for me.

For that,

these people are torturing him.

I don't know what to do...

Keep it straight and hold it here.

Tell me Doctor, what do we need to do'?

What do I say'? There is no evidence

that the boy has raped somebody.

How is that possible?

Shastri is our eyewitness.

I don't care who saw what...

...there isn't a single

piece of evidence proving rape.

How can I make a report

stating otherwise?

- You need evidence.

- Of course I need evidence.

What are you doing'?

Just keep it,

I'm going to go create some evidence.

- Rambeer! Below the udders,

there is a white spot.

A white spot'?

- How does this mark look'?

- It looks like the map of Sri Lanka.

OK fine.

- Going ahead...

- Not ahead, behind...

Red sprouts of hair,

red like our police chief's moustache.

Alright, next'?

What is going on here?

Sir, we were checking for evidence.

Half the day is over and

the report isn't ready yet'?

The vet isn't agreeing

to write the report Sir.

- To hell with the doctor! Where is he'?

- There he is.

This drought stricken

man is the doctor'?

You! Listen...

Come here!

Are you the veterinarian?

Yes Sir.

Why aren't you making

the report we've asked for'?

How can I make a report of

something that cannot actually happen?

- It is absolutely preposterous!

- Preposterous!

This is the problem with

these highly educated people!

The medicines are imported,

but the animals are local.

Clearly, you don't know

how the law works.

That is possible sir,

but I know a lot about animals...

...and that is why I'm telling you that

it's not possible to rape a buffalo.

But I insist she's been raped!

- But you are mistaken.

- Mistaken?

- Prove it!

- I'll prove it!

Even if you touch a buffalo

to apply medicine, she trembles.

Now watch.

You need 4- 5 people

just to hold her down.

But you insist the boy raped her.

It's preposterous!

Look Mr. Preposterous...

...it's because of people like you...

...that rape victims are

reluctant to complain to the cops.

You insist she trembles.

Now why does she tremble?

It's because she's

tomatized (traumatized).

Do you understand what 'tomatized' is'?

Just go look at your

face in the mirror.

The way your face looks like right now,

that's what is known as 'tomatized'.

After a woman is raped...

...do you know what she's

feeling deep inside her heart?

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