Miss Tanakpur Hazir Ho Page #6

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She's scared, even of her own family,

that somebody will attack her.

And this is just a mute buffalo.

So try and show some

humanity towards this animal.

I understand what

you are trying to say...

...but I can't put my job on the line

by making a false report.

Rambeer! File a report

against this man right now!

Find out how many animals

have died in his hospital.

File an inquiry into each animal's death

and bring him to the police station.

- But sir...

- And I'll file a report against you.

Doctor, why are you sacrificing

your career for a buffalo? - But...

But nothing. She's just a buffalo,

it's not like she is your wife.

Carefully...

She's restless.

Gently, gently-

Okay Cowboy!

There's only one way out for you now.

Sign this confession.

It's the only way you'll get

a reduced sentence.

Come on, sign it.

Take it!

Just do it!

Should I box your ears'?

Bring the milk here.

Distribute the rest to the others.

In just one day she has

brightened up the police station.

Everyone's smiling.

Let's celebrate!

Make some ghee, buttermilk, butter.

Lord Krishna's birthday is coming up.

Share this with the others...

Everybody quiet, it's the

Superintendent calling.

Jai Hind sir!

Matang, what is this

absurd case you've filed'?

Sir, the villagers came

to the station with a witness...

...and with them was Sualal,

the village head.

He's the one who has

gotten this report written.

But the case should make

some sort of sense.

- But sir, we become helpless

in some situations.

Last time, with the Case of Eaten

Goat Ears, I refused to file it...

but you got furious.

- Sualal was threatening

to call the Minister.

Each one's a scoundrel...

...but you should have thought

things through before filing the case.

Sir, you've always said...

...'File the case first, the

investigation will proceed on its own'.

And where is the buffalo?

The buffalo is here

at the police station.

- What is she doing there'?

She's giving us milk. 10 Itrs. in

the morning, 10 Itrs. in the evening.

- That much'?

- She is a special buffalo.

She won the 1st prize at the animal

fair. She was crowned Miss Tanakpur.

Really?

- Would you like me to send some

milk over'? Mornings and evenings?

No...

Ok sir, I'll send it.

Jai Hind, Sir!

- Is Sir asking us to send him milk?

- No, we're sending him the buffalo!

- What happens to us'?

- Nothing happens to us!

That's all we get!

- In a country where

even a buffalo isn't safe...

...how will a woman ever be safe here'?

- We swear upon the buffalo!

- We'll overthrow the government!

- We swear upon the buffalo!

- We'll overthrow the government!

- We swear upon the buffalo!

- We'll overthrow the government!

- We swear upon the buffalo!

- We'll overthrow the government!

- Miss Tanakpur is having a baby!

- And Arjun is the father!

- Miss Tanakpur is having a baby!

- And Arjun is the father!

- Miss Tanakpur has become a mother!

Don't pay attention to

these people and their commotion.

Why don't you eat something'?

Oh God!!

Pray here and you will win your case.

Bring us any disputes, any cases,

we'll help you.

- 50% discount on all disputes!

- You'd found out about him right'?

Then where is he'?

- Here. Pehelwan Uttan singh.

- Is he the one?

I'll get him freed.

You'll need to check your pockets.

It'll cost you 10,000/- rupees.

10,000! Isn't that a lot of money?

Are you hiring a lawyer

or buying vegetables?

Looks like nowadays, hiring 1 lawyer

is equal to rearing 10 elephants!

Aunt you need to learn

to control your tongue.

Sorry sir! She's a little cuckoo.

Little! She's completely crazy!

This is the man who'll get your

work done. He's a government lawyer.

Don't worry hes a government

employee on paper.

All his work is private.

Oh OK.

Sir...what about the court'? The judge?

Don't worry Pradhanji,

the law isn't blind, it's cross- eyed.

It'll see only what

you want it to see.

Understood!

- Look at him, Sir!

- He looks like an innocent man,

gentle like the Holy Cow.

- But he is not what he appears to be.

He is dangerous and devious, Sir!

Devious! He is the devious one here!

- Sitting here like a saint!

Be quiet...

- He has done nothing wrong!

Who is this lady?

She's Arjun's aunt.

Ma'am let them be... come here

and tell me what you have to say...

...but peacefully.

- Tell him.

- I'll tell you what I want later...

...tirst let me tell

you about the Pradhan.

He is misborn.

One second.

What do you mean?

Suppose say your father has died and

your mother has come to my father...

...and you come along,

completely unwanted...

...then you are considered misborn.

- What is she saying?

- Aunty, keep quiet.

- Sit down.

- Silence!

- Silence! Silence!

To freedom!

- What's going here!

Please behave in the court!

- Please proceed with your argument.

What I was saying was...

...we have taken the

buffalo into custody.

We conducted medical examinations

and this is the result.

It proves that the buffalo was raped.

- And the boy has also submitted

a written confession.

- A confession?

They forced him to sign it.

- What is the date today?

- It's the 2nd Sir.

- Quiet!

- He will remain in judicial

custody until 16th August.

That's the way!

Three cheers for right justice!

Three cheers for right justice!

So he'll get bail on the 16th.

You won't do anything,

you didn't open your mouth in there.

You uttered a total of 3 sentences...

...and for that,

you want 10,000 rupees!

- A movie star would ask for less!

- Keep quiet aunt!

Why don't you get a movie star to

fight your case, he'll be your lawyer.

Look, here's your 10,000 rupees.

I can't handle this case.

Why don't you tell this

old lady to fight the case'?

She'll lift the whole world

to high heaven.

Sir, listen to me!

Narayan be careful of him!

These lawyers are bigger

thieves than the police!

Sir, please listen to me.

Sir! Sir!

Sir, just tell me what I need to do.

What you need to do is...

...arrange an additional

20,000 rupees.

- 20,000 more!

- Yes.

Why'?

I need to shut the

prosecution lawyer's mouth.

- Please God, please do something.

Protect this house in these bad times.

Tomorow is Lord Krishna's birthday.

I vow to eat only once a day...

...if you solve all these problems.

Hail Lord Krishna!

Hail Lord Krishna!

Hail Lord Krishna!

Hail Lord Krishna!

The next time anybody

comes to this station...

first bring him to this temple,

give him the offering...

...and only then will we proceed

with his case. Hail Lord Krishna!

Sir, yesterday Arjun's

father jumped into the well.

He was in the water all night.

So get him out of the well.

- Hail Lord Krishna! - Everybody's

tried, but it hasn't worked.

Can't you people even get a corpse

out of the water'? Hail Lord Krishna!

He's not dead!

He was in the water all

night and he hasn't died'?

He's been standing at the

edge of the water, stuck to the wall.

Idiot! Because of you,

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