Miss Tanakpur Hazir Ho Page #7

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I'll get a heart attack one day.

He hasn't jumped into the well,

he has climbed down into it.

Switch the siren off!

Where is he'?

Get out of there!

Or should I come get you'?

You are ruining the festival mood!

- Only if you take back

that false statement.

- Otherwise I will kill myself.

Are you blackmailing me, you wimp?

I'll put your whole family in jail.

Police chief, who are you threatening?

Just try touching us...

Listen ma'am don't get upset,

try and understand.

I'm trying to convince

Ramprasad to come back up.

If he stays in there he will die.

How will that help?

Even if he dies,

the case will not be dismissed.

And if hes stubborn there

will be a death on a festive day.

- I don't have any faith

in the police system.

- Drop the case against

Arjun and I'll come back up.

Or I'll kill myself!

Are you Arjun's mother?

Why don't you try and

convince him to come out'?

Or then offer him

some food blessed by God.

What does he like?

- Rice pudding. - Quickly go and

get him some rice pudding then.

Go quickly or he'll die otherwise.

Go help her.

Hail Lord Krishna!

Hail Lord Krishna!

Hail Lord Krishna!

Hail Lord Krishna!

- That took long.

- Give it to me sir.

Send it down to him.

Eat the pudding and

God will make everything all right.

L've gotten the food

blessed by Lord Krishna.

- Have it and you will be blessed.

- Hail Lord Krishna!

- Hail Lord Krishna!

Hail Lord Krishna!

He's done, pull it up.

He's wiped the bowl clean.

Very good!

Now send down the thick rope.

Now tie this rope around your waist...

...and we'll pull you back up.

Your daughter, wife and sister

are all here waiting for you.

Come up and feed them some

rice pudding with your own hands.

Two, three men, come help.

Pull him up carefully!

The rope shouldn't snap!

- Hail Lord Krishna!

- Hail Lord Krishna!

- Hail Lord Krishna!

Pull him up!

We are ruined!

- Arjun. Get up!

We have to go to court!

- Stop staring at me! Come on!

- This boy has now been

in jail since two months.

The thing that baffles me is why

should a man who owns 3 buffaloes...

...become crazy enough...

...to leave his own

sister's wedding...

...jump a wall in the middle of the night,

and rape somebody else's buffalo?

What is the logic?

Sir,

I have an answer to this question.

Why does a man leave his own wife..

...to sleep with another

man's wife'? Tell me'?

What can I say'?

You were telling the story,

so tell me.

This is no ordinary buffalo,

this is Miss Tanakpur.

- Long live Miss Tanakpur!

Consider this.

However lovely

a man's wife might be...

...even it she is the most beautiful

and admirable woman in the world...

...if he gets a chance

to sleep with Ms.lndia...

...wouldn't he jump

at the opportunity?

- Of course he'll go!

How can I answer that'?

It's completely irrelevant to the case.

OK! This whole case rests

on the victim, the buffalo.

So please present

the buffalo at the next hearing.

The buffalo?

. ' Sir')

Very god!

The buffalo? In court'?

Is it so difficult to do that'?

Sir...

How will she come into the courtroom?

The victim has to be present.

And we can sit outside

for the proceedings.

What is the problem?

No problem Sir.

Keep the next hearing on the 30th...

OK Sir!

...and until then the defendant,

Arjun, is granted bail.

- Yayyy!

- We'll now break for lunch.

- Drive slowly!

- Relax Pradhan.

- Careful of the pot holes!

- Don't go so fast!

- Calm down Pradhan!

Gently'!

She's fallen!

- He knocked her down!

- Oh Lord!

What has he done!

Pradhan! Stop yelling!

What have you done!

You've ruined me!

G'Di!

Call Bheema!

I'm calling him.

Call the doctor!

Why isn't Miss Tanakpur here as yet'?

She definitely has

2- 3 broken bones...

- ...and it'll take minimum

15 days to heal. - 15 days!

- She will need a lot of care.

- Did you hear that'? - I did,

but you'll have to take care of her.

Me'? I'm not going to

sit at the station all day!

I'm 10 + 2.

Precisely, Mr. 10 + 2.

Please take her home.

Home'?

She's your buffalo,

she'll feel better at her own home.

Shastri, come here...

Sir, one minute.

Let's take her to the police station.

What are you going

to do with her there'?

Her leg is broken, she can't stand.

Look she's lying down.

So we can milk her

while she's lying down.

Shut up! Who'll take

care of her treatment?

We don't know how long

she'll take to get better.

Did you understand'?

Our work here is done.

Okay, we are going, take care of her.

We'll have to buy milk now.

In reality it's today that

she has been truly violated.

Push the hearing to the 10th.

Narayan, stop the bike.

Stop!

What happened?

Maya! Where is my soap?

The Inspector.

- Good morning, Inspector!

- Have you reached

the court with the buffalo?

I'm ready, I'm leaving in 5 mins.

Don't take otherwise.

- Be careful with her.

- Take the long route,

don't knock her down again.

I'll die but won't let

anything happen to that buffalo.

- OK fine.

- Summons for Miss Tanakpur!

Summons for Miss Tanakpur!

- Summons for Miss Tanakpur!

We've done everything

you stipulated, Sir.

Come this way...

- What is this'? Why isn't her

face covered'? - Sorry sir.

And you've covered up the

person whose face should be seen.

Take that cloth off!

- How can you leave the victim's

face uncovered inspector?

- Sorry sir.

- Proceed with the hearing.

- The buffalo has been brought

here for your observation.

- Now you can study her.

- I have one request for you.

Please give this criminal

the harshest punishment.

- Sir, sir...

Sorry sir.

Just a minute, sorry to disturb you.

- There is a huge problem here.

- What are you saying?

This isn't the same buffalo,

it's a different one.

What'?

How can you say that'?

- She isn't Miss Tanakpur.

- A buffalo is a buffalo!

How can you say that'?

How is a buffalo a buffalo?

- This is a question of a rape victim.

- How do you know this'?

I am 100% sure, you can

check her identification marks.

- Is it true, Inspector?

- She is the same one sir.

With your permission

can I take off her veil...

...to show you the

identification marks?

- Of course. Please check.

- Take off the cloth.

Ramveer tell me her

identification marks. - Yes Sir.

Her right horn protrudes

out and then twists downward.

Out and then twists downward...

Here look at that sir.

This'?

. Yes?

- What do you mean by yes'?

You are looking at the left horn!

Sorry sir.

And her horn is just hanging,

it isn't twisting.

Hanging?

Ramveer?

Sorry sir. How did it start hanging?

It was fine until last night.

What have you done with the buffalo?

What have I done'?

How many times have I told

you not to meddle with her.

I say, just shut up!

- Move on...

Next one,

she has curly hair on her head.

- This one is bald!

How did the hair disappear suddenly?

Did you shave her?

- Will you be quiet'? - He has

dressed her up and brought her, Sir.

I say shut up! Read the next one.

There are crescent shaped

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