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Mrs. Doubtfire Page #6
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1993
- 125 min
- 13,998 Views
- She's got everything.
All right. Listen to me.
I'm not... who you think I am.
- No sh*t!
- Watch your mouth, young man!
Oh, my God.
- Dad?
- Yeah.
- Dad?
- Yeah, honey.
You don't really like
wearin' that stuff, do you?
Well, some of it's comfortable... No!
It's a pain in the padded ass.
This is not a way of life. It's just a job.
I don't go to old-lady bars or
anything like that after work.
It's the only way
I could see you guys every day.
- Who did this?
It's really you in there.
Yeah.
It's just a mask. And this is a body suit.
I didn't have any operations or anything.
- It's good.
- Yeah.
Hi.
- Sorry I scared you. Come here, Chris.
- No. No, it's OK.
I get it. I just...
don't wanna hug you or anything.
- Not just yet.
- That's cool. It's a guy thing.
Yeah.
Well, now that you know,
you can't tell Mom, OK?
Cos if she finds out, I'll only be able
to see you through plate glass. OK?
And we can't tell Nattie,
cos she'll blow my cover.
So you have to promise me,
it's just us. All right?
- You promise?
- Yeah.
It's OK.
All right? It's our little secret.
Most of the dinosaurs were herbivorous.
But this Tyrannosaurus rex
is a carnivore.
The reptile-like Saurischia
and the bird-like
Ornithischia.
Now, we're going to go
where no human being has ever been.
Oh, no.
Which one's the dinosaur?
- The one in the middle, I think.
- Nah, you're wrong. They're all extinct.
I can't believe they're still
subjecting kids to this. This is insane.
There should be a disclaimer: Do not operate
heavy machinery while watching this show.
It's incredible.
This guy used to put me to sleep
when I was a kid. It's amazing.
He has the warmth of a snow pea. Makes
Mr Rogers look like Mick Jagger. It's insane.
What kind of idiot
kept this guy on the air for 25 years?
Me.
You?
Jonathan Lundy.
Jonathan Lundy, General Manager, owner?
Daniel Hillard, former employee.
Maybe.
That's funny.
I don't mean to criticize. I just...
- Sometimes I have...
- Criticize all you want. Show's terrible.
I'm gonna cancel it. It's pullin' down
the whole afternoon schedule. It's gone.
You know what you gotta do?
Start from scratch.
Give it... maybe a musical number.
- A little Tyrannosaurus rex comes out...
- Hillard, get your ass to the truck.
That shipment's gotta make
a six o'clock flight to LA.
Tone, this is Mr Lundy.
- He knows who I am.
- Yeah.
Did you ever wish that you could
freeze-frame a single moment in your day,
look at it and say "This is not my life"?
Miranda. What are you home early for, dear?
I had an appointment. Oh, thank you!
With the court liaison. Mrs Sellner.
- I can't believe it.
- What, dear?
She says Daniel has some woman
living with him pretending to be his sister!
- I told her he doesn't even have a sister.
- Mrs Sellner's probably mistaken.
She's a social worker, dear. Really!
And besides, how could he replace you?
And so quickly. Really!
She's supposed to be older
and very unattractive.
Really?
Mrs Doubtfire.
- Yes?
- Did you and Mr Doubtfire ever...
- You must have had your share of problems.
- Oh, of course, dear. What marriage doesn't?
But I always say: The bad times fade away,
and the good ones
adhere themselves to your memory.
- Yes. Excuse me.
- That's all right.
As I hold this cold meat,
I'm reminded of Winston. God rest his soul.
When did he... pass on?
Eight years ago, dear. This November.
What happened?
- He was quite fond of the drink.
- Ah.
- It was the drink that killed him.
- How awful.
- He was an alcoholic?
- No. He was hit by a Guinness truck.
So it was quite literally
- How tragic!
- Yes.
Oh, but he was a good man, though, really.
A sainted man.
And despite his mountains of faults, dear,
I always say:
A flawed husbandis better than none at all.
- Who needs a husband when I've got you?
- Surely you don't mean that, dear?
- Well...
- Oh, that's so sweet!
You can't imagine what it was like
being married to Daniel.
Tell me, dear. What was so horrible
about this man you lived with for 14 years?
Well, at first, nothing.
He was so... romantic.
- So passionate.
- Really?
He sounds like an absolute stud, dear.
I hope you don't mind me
being a tad rude, but...
How was he... you know...
on a scale of 1 to 10?
Oh, well. That part was always...
OK.
Just OK?
He was probably a Casanova
compared to poor old Winston.
- What was the matter with Winston?
- Oh, dear.
Winston's idea of foreplay was
"Effie, brace yourself. "
It was Daniel's spontaneity and energy
I fell in love with.
Really?
Everyone else I knew
was so organized, so scheduled.
Like me, I guess.
But Daniel was so wonderfully different.
And funny. He could always make me laugh.
I always say:
The key to a solid marriage is laughter.
But after a few years,
everything just stopped being funny.
- Why?
- I was working all the time.
And he was always between jobs.
I hardly ever got to see the kids.
If I got home early to be with them,
something would go wrong.
and I'd have to clean it up.
He never knew, but so many nights I just...
cried myself to sleep.
Really?
The truth is, I didn't like who I was
when I was with him.
I would turn into this horrible person.
I didn't want my kids growing up
with a mother like that.
When I'm not with Daniel, I'm better.
And... I'm sure he's better
when he's not with me.
Well, you never...
I mean... Did you ever
say anything to him, dear?
Daniel never liked
to talk about anything serious.
I used to think Daniel could do anything.
Except be serious.
But then, I was serious enough
for everybody.
- This is great!
- Isn't this posh!
I'll bet it's very exclusive. Probably need
a credit reference just to get in the pool.
- Amazing!
- Oh, Nattie.
Not a single body
that exists in nature. Look at that.
- Lydie...
- There's Stu!
Where? Oh. On the board.
Oh, isn't he a stunning piece of work?
Look, Nattie. That's called liposuction.
I hope he had protection,
hitting the water at that speed.
- Let's go say hi.
- Let's do, please.
- That's amazing.
- Stunning.
- Hello! You look lovely!
- Hi.
Oh, guys, I'm so glad you could make it.
- By the looks of you, that water's so cold!
- Yes, well...
Your tummy looks different from my daddy's.
Oh, Nattie! Not everyone has
their own personal trainer.
- Got your swimsuits? Wanna go for a dip?
- That'd be great!
- Good! How about you, Mrs Doubtfire?
- Oh, you wicked, wicked man!
for you to feast your eyes on?
- Come, Mrs Doubtfire. Don't be bashful.
- No, dear. They've outlawed whaling.
- We'd be re-enacting the Titanic.
- Come on, Mrs Doubtfire.
Oh, no. Just go. Leave me here.
I'll just sit in the sun and crisp.
You can't get heatstroke
twice in the same year.
OK. Well, let's go, kids. Swim time.
- Go, dear. I'll be fine.
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