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that I take for you
is as good as thanks.
If I do not take pity
of her, I am a villain.
If I do not love her,
I am a fool.
I will go get her picture.
No, truly, Ursula,
she is too disdainful.
I know her spirits
are as coy and wild
as haggerds of the rock.
But are you sure Benedick
loves Beatrice so entirely?
So says the prince
and my new-trothed lord.
And did they bid you
tell her of it, madam?
They did entreat me to acquaint her of it,
but I persuaded them,
if they loved Benedick,
to wish him
restle with affection,
and never to let
Beatrice know of it.
Why did you so?
Doth not the gentleman deserve
as full a fortunate a bed
as ever Beatrice
shall couch upon?
O, god of love!
I know he doth deserve
as much as may be
yielded to a man.
But nature never
framed a woman's heart
of prouder stuff
than that of Beatrice.
Disdain and scorn
ride sparkling in her eyes,
misprising what
they look on,
and her wit
values itself so highly
that to her all
matter else seems weak.
She cannot love, nor take no shape
nor project of affection,
she is so self-endeared.
Sure, I think so.
And therefore certainly it were not good
she knew his love,
lest she make sport at it.
No, rather
I will go to Benedick
and counsel him to fight against
his passion.
Truly, I'll devise some honest slanders
One doth not know how much an ill word may
empoison liking.
O, do not do your cousin
such a wrong.
She cannot be so much
without true judgment.
Having so swift
and excellent a wit,
as she is prized to have,
as to refuse so rare a gentleman
as Signior Benedick.
He is the only man of Italy.
Mmm.
Always excepted
my dear Claudio.
Come, go in. I'll show
thee some attires,
and have thy counsel which is the best
to furnish me to-morrow.
What fire is in my ears?
Can this be true?
Stand I condemn'd
Contempt, farowell.
And maiden pride, adieu.
No glory lives
behind the back of such.
And, Benedick,
love on.
I will requite thee,
taming my wild heart
to thy loving hand.
If thou dost love,
to bind our loves
up in a holy band.
For others say
thou dost deserve,
and I believe it
better than reportingly.
I do but stay till your marriage
be consummate,
and then go I toward Arragon.
I'll bring you thither, my lord,
if you'll vouchsafe me.
Nay, that would be
as great a soil
in the new gloss
of your marriage
as to show a child his new coat and forbid him
to wear it.
I will only be bold with Benedick
for his company,
for, from the crown
of his head
to the sole of his foot,
he is all mirth.
He hath twice or thrice
cut Cupid's bow-string
and the little hangman
dare not shoot at him.
Gallants,
I am not as I have been.
So say I,
methinks you are sadder.
I hope he be
in love.
Hang him truant!
There's no true
drop of blood in him,
to be truly
touched with love.
If he be sad,
he wants money.
I have the toothache.
What?
Sigh for the toothache?
Well, every one can master a grief
but he that has it.
If he be not in love
with some woman,
there is no
believing old signs.
Hath any man
seen him at the barber's?
No, but the barber's man
hath been seen with him,
and the old
ornament of his cheek
hath already
stuffed tennis-balls.
Nay, a'rubs himself
with civet.
Can you not smell
him out by that?
And when was he wont
to wash his face?
Indeed, that tells
a heavy tale for him.
Conclude,
conclude he is in love.
Old signior,
walk aside with me.
I have studied eight or nine wise words
which these hobby-horses
must not hear.
For my life, to break with
him about Beatrice.
'Tis even so.
Hero and Margaret have
by this played their parts with Beatrice,
and then the two
bears will not
bite one another
when they meet.
My lord and brother,
God save you.
Good den, brother.
If your leisure served,
I would speak with you.
In private?
If it please you.
for what I would speak of concerns him.
What's the matter?
Means your lordship
to be married to-morrow?
You know he does.
I know not that
when he knows what I know.
If there be any impediment,
I pray you, discover it.
You may think
I love you not.
Let that appear hereafter,
and aim better at me by that
I now will manifest.
Why, what's the matter?
The lady is disloyal.
Who, Hero?
Even she,
Leonato's Hero, your Hero,
every man's Hero...
Disloyal?
The word is too good
to paint out her wickedness.
Think you of a worse title,
and I will fit her to it.
Wonder not till
further warrant.
Go but with me to-night, you shall see her
chamber-window entered,
even the night
before her wedding-day.
If you love her then
to-morrow wed her.
But it would better fit your honor
to change your mind.
May this be so?
I will not think it.
If you will follow me,
I will show you enough,
and when you have seen more
and heard more,
proceed accordingly.
Are you good men and true?
Yea, or else it were pity
but they should suffer salvation,
body and soul.
Give them their charge,
neighbor Dogberry.
First, who think you the most desertless
man to be constable?
Hugh Otecake,
sir, or George Seacole,
for they can write and read.
Come hither,
neighbor Seacole.
You are thought
here to be the most
senseless and fit man for the constable
of the watch,
therefore bear
you the lantern.
This is your charge.
You shall comprehend
all vagrom men.
You are to bid any man stand,
in the prince's name.
How if he will not stand?
Why, then, take no note of him,
but let him go,
and presently call
the rest of the watch together
and thank God
you are rid of a knave.
If he will not
stand when he is bidden,
he is none
of the prince's subjects.
True, and they are to meddle with none
but the prince's subjects.
Well, you are to call
at all the ale-houses,
and bid those that are drunk
get them to bed.
How if they will not?
Why, then, let them alone
till they are sober.
If they make you not
then the better answer,
you may say they are not
the men you took them for.
Well, sir...
If you meet a thief,
you may suspect him,
by virtue of your office,
to be no true man,
and, for such kind of men,
the less you meddle
or make with them,
why the more
is for your honesty.
If we know him
to be a thief,
shall we not lay
hands on him?
You may,
but I think
they that touch pitch
will be defiled.
The most peaceable way
for you,
if you do take a thief,
is to let him show himself
what he is and steal
out of your company.
You have been always called
a merciful man, partner.
Truly, I would not
hang a dog by my will,
much more a man
who hath any honesty in him.
If you hear a child
cry in the night,
you must call to the nurse
and bid her to still it.
How if the nurse be asleep
and will not hear us?
Why, then, depart in peace,
and let the child wake her with crying.
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