My Favorite Five Page #3

Yeah, I've...

Oh, okay. Okay.

Do you know what you've done?

Uh, yeah.

I... I've gotten my nose broken.

Do you know how much work

It takes to fill a spot

with the right guy?!

Ow.

I don't know

about any spots, so...

- You knew what this was.

- Yes. No.

And you had to go

and get some grand idea

- of affection off Shakespeare!

- Ow! Ow!

I... i don't really

read Shakespeare.

I thought we had

something special!

- Uh... ow!

- Get out!

- Please... okay!

- Get! Get! Get out!

All right, all right.

I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.

I just don't understand.

You don't understand

a man falling in love with you?

Well, it's not that.

He's not that guy, you know?

He's seduction,

a Booty call, the sheet master.

What the hell.

"The sheet master"?

Whatever.

Look, you know

What do you expect?

Things don't just stay

in a tidy, little box.

Oh, well, they should.

You know, he should be grateful.

It's what ever man wants...

Sex without complications.

Apparently,

that's not what every man wants.

And then there were four.

Actually, three.

- I had to let my money guy go.

- Why?

He filed bankruptcy.

Oh, damn. You're sick.

Mr. wu, thank you

for your patience.

Mr. wu, your company

will most certainly benefit

From an ongoing partnership

with our firm.

We can handle

all of your recovery needs,

From simple account

reconciliation to litigation.

Interpreter:

Mm.

Mr. wu is intrigued.

That's wonderful.

Mr. wu would like these issues

To be resolved in-house,

without costly litigations.

We always

try to avoid litigation.

However, as a last resort,

My father is a well-respected

civil attorney.

We are offering you,

essentially, a one-stop shop

For your recovery needs.

Interpreter:

Hmm.

Mr. wu is a bit

concerned with the methodology.

He has heard

some very disconcerting rumors.

Let me assure Mr. wu

that my daughter is n...

Why don't we just

quit the charade, Mr. wu?

Your business

has over $30 million outstanding

From your clients.

You need your money, which means

you need my services.

Not only

do you need my services...

You want my services, don't you?

Hire her.

Shelly will bring in

the paperwork.

Interpreter:

I don't need much, all right?

I know.

Can I talk to you for a moment?

And I promise

every moment we share...

Now.

I'll call you right back, James.

What's going on?

Hailey,

you have got to stop this.

What do you mean?

You know what I mean.

This is not a game, sweetheart.

Sure, it is.

It is always a game.

You know,

Barry came to me earlier,

Complaining to me

about you stealing his accounts.

Dad, I have landed

and closed more accounts

In this office

than anybody else combined,

Including you.

That is why you made me partner.

And Barry

couldn't close an account if...

Honey, baby, being good

At doing the wrong thing

Does not

make it the right thing.

Did we get the account?

Yes, we got the account,

but at what cost?

To everything great in life

There is a cost, isn't there?

Oh! Oh!

So now you think quoting me

makes your behavior okay.

Smile, daddy.

It's a good day.

Mwah.

Now, is this the dossier?

Yeah, it's all there...

Copy of his passport,

credit-card statements,

Dun's reports, et cetera,

et cetera, et cetera.

You know,

Christopher is drowning in debt.

And, sweetheart, there is a very

clear and distinct line here.

Do not cross it.

Watch me do what I do.

I'm not sure that's something

A father should see.

To summer... then rain...

Is the greatest achievement

this life can bring.

So let me suffer

so I may rain deep inside of you

Until you are glazed

with my affection.

Hailey, baby,

Let me know

where you're gonna be tonight

And I'll come check on you.

It's t.I.

Hailey. Matthew.

Gingrich is announcing

his candidacy on CNN tonight.

It's gonna be absurd, of course.

Hey, uh, one second.

Excuse me,

can I have another Martini?

Hey, baby.

I want to drink your bath water.

Ugh! You know...

What are you doing here?

Closing my five.

What happened

- to your old number five?

- Jonathan:

Really, by now, you should know

That your five is in a constant

state of change, all right?

In chapter eight, I explain,

"You got to be like water,

right?"

You got to just flow

with the energy of your five.

Okay, look.

I am working right now,

so I need you to go.

Working?

Oh. O-o-okay. That's you?

Yes, so please leave.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Ugh.

You know what?

I was just coming

to check on my big sister,

But not no more, all right?

- Be nice to him.

- Bye.

Bye.

I'll call you back.

Love you too.

Little kiss. You just jealous.

Uh-huh.

You ain't got to be jealous.

Go and play your game. Fi...

Oh, God.

What has happened

while I was on the phone?

Look what God done donated

to the men on earth.

Look at that. Look at that.

Come on, sans. Come on, man.

Damn!

Sans. Hey, hey.

Excuse me. Drooling.

Playboy.

- What?

- Come on, man.

You promised, man.

It's not about the girls

tonight.

It's about the fellas,

all right, pool, business.

I know what I said, okay?

'Cause I was there when

I said it, all right, brother?

But sometimes,

you get dick-stracted,

And right now,

little sans is like,

"What you doing?

What you doing?"

Excuse me, drooling.

Hmm.

Hey, hey, hey.

Okay, I cannot stay long.

Why do you have me dressed

in this hideous thing?

Sexy.

Come on, man. Not tonight. Damn.

You know what, man?

You a selfish bastard.

That's what you are.

Let me ask you a question.

What's miss Roxanne gonna say

About all these

dick-stractions, huh?

She gonna hurt your ass, man.

She gonna hurt your ass.

You're gonna end up

on my couch another six weeks.

Look, t-there's nothing wrong

With sniffing the

Titillating smell

of a fresh rose, brother.

I don't know, man.

That... that miniskirt's

looking like

It's smelling

kind of funky to me.

How do you know that's the one

I'm talking about?

You don't know...

You don't know which one

I'm talking...

I might be talking about

the other one.

I like my women conservative

sometimes, brother.

Conservative?

Yeah, I do like a conserve

Every now and then.

Okay, no, I'm not talking

about her at all,

But the other one is fine,

though.

Ain't she bad? Damn!

Sans, I'm on hiatus, all right?

I'm taking a break.

Oh, you're done

looking for the one?

I didn't say all that.

I didn't say I'm done.

I said

I'm taking a little break.

Okay, you keep taking

a break from the game,

One day, the coach gonna say,

"go ahead and play."

You're gonna get in.

Gonna miss an open lay-up.

Ooh! Just like that.

Oh, damn!

Hailey, where are your breasts?

They're in here.

He likes his women conservative.

- Who?

- Christopher Michaels.

Behind us, 6:
00. Playing pool.

Mm! Don't look over there.

W-who is Christopher Michaels?

He's the mark.

Okay. Who's he with?

Yeah, I'm not sure.

He's not in the file,

But I've seen him

a couple of times.

That is why you're here.

What?

Girl, you did not!

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