Nanny McPhee Returns Page #5
They can climb trees.
Stop telling fibs.
Pigs don't climb trees.
Stop being so silly.
But we're not!
He's only trying to
get a bit more for them,
and quite right, too.
Clever things, are pigs.
(LAUGHlNG)
Thank you.
All right, come on.
l knew a pig once,
could count to
10 in French.
Really?
No.
Come on, let's go.
Look here.
MACREADlE
Climbing trees?
The very idea.
lt was climbing trees.
lt was.. .
lt was true.
lt was true.
lt was like.. .
CYRlL:
They wereclimbing trees.
CELlA:
A pirouette.lt was like.. .
lt was like magic.
Yes. Like.. .
Magic.
(LAUGHS)
l'm so proud of you.
Let me hug you.
ls that.. .
ls that my wedding dress?
lt was our fault.
We spoiled Celia's.. .
No, it's my fault.
l borrowed it
without asking.
l didn't mean to
chase the piglets in it.
l'm terribly sorry.
Where's the veil?
We used it to
catch the piglets.
CYRlL:
lt's here.lt was my fault,
l'm afraid.
We needed a net.
Sorry.
Well, l never.. .
How clever you all are.
l'll tell you what.
Tomorrow, we'll jolly
well have a picnic,
and after l've
paid up the tractor,
we'll use the extra pennies
for ginger beer.
Hooray!
Hooray!
Ginger beer?
Ginger beer?
Lesson three,
to help each other,
is complete.
(SQUEALlNG)
(EXHALlNG)
Clever things, pigs.
(CLlCKlNG TONGUE)
VlNCENT:
Bye-bye, Pillow.Bye-bye, Dora.
Bye-bye, piggies.
(CAR HONKlNG)
Mummy!
Look, it's Mummy.
See, l told you she'd come.
Ceels, don't.
Mummy, you'll never guess.
We just rescued
some little pigs.
They were dancing and.. .
Where's Mummy?
Her Ladyship's still
in London, Miss Celia.
But did you give
her my message?
l did, Miss Celia.
Has she sent you
to bring me home?
Regretfully not,
Miss Celia.
My only instructions
was to bring the pumps
you left behind.
Fontarelli, l believe.
l suppose
she's very busy.
That's right, Miss.
She's very, very busy.
CYRlL:
What are yougawking at?
We're not some
freak show, you know.
Cyril, we didn't
mean to be.. .
Get away!
You don't know
anything about us.
(lNHALlNG SHARPLY) Hmm.
l don't want them.
Can l look at them?
(GASPlNG SOFTLY)
l don't care for them.
You can have them,
if you want.
These are my best,
but you can have
them for everyday.
(CHlLDREN LAUGHlNG)
You're it!
l'm gonna get you for that,
Vinnie! You're it!
lSABEL:
Come and pass aroundthese buns we made.
(GlGGLlNG)
Not yet. Not yet.
Oh, look, Mr. Docherty.
How thoughtful.
They've put out cushions.
You see, Mrs. Docherty,
that's a cow pat,
not a cushion.
Oh.
Can't l sit on it anyway?
lt looks so comfortable.
MR. DOCHERTY:
Oh.There we are.
Um.. .
Can you help me down?
Thank you.
(SQUlSHlNG)
There.
Yes, it's very comfy.
You going to sit down?
There we are.
Would you like a bun,
Nanny McPhee?
Thank you.
(EDELWElSS BURPlNG)
Oh, for heaven's sake.
Get away with you,
Mr. Edelweiss,
you revolting bird.
Get off.
l don't want you there.
What's he done to make you
so cross with him?
He eats inappropriate
substances.
(BURPS)
l'm so sorry.
Such as?
Such as window putty.
(CONTlNUES BURPlNG)
Oh!
Window putty?
Such as the window putty
in every single one
of my window panes,
which all fell out at once.
(BURPlNG)
Oh, please.
That's bad.
l don't care how
much you love it,
you deplorable creature.
lt is a nasty habit.
What are all
your medals for,
Nanny McPhee?
(EDELWElSS HlCCUPS)
Courage, kindness, resolve,
imagination, enthusiasm,
basket-work
and leaps of faith.
lSABEL:
Sandwiches!CHlLDREN:
Hooray!ln my.. . (CLEARlNG THROAT)
ln my capacity as warden,
Mrs. Green,
might l suggest that
you provide the family
with protective head gear
in case of bombs
dropping all of a sudden?
Mrs. Docherty and l
wear these at home.
l don't think bombs
are going to drop
in this part of the country,
Mr. Docherty.
We're in the middle
of nowhere.
Well, that is
where you're possibly,
even tragically, mistaken.
Picture this.
An enemy plane,
(MlMlCKlNG PLANE)
carrying an enemy bomb.
(EXHALlNG)
An enemy pilot (GRUNTlNG)
with a bad cold.
They get them, you know,
same as we do.
He sneezes once,
(MlMlCKlNG SNEEZE)
nothing occurs.
(MlMlCKlNG SNEEZE)
again, all is well.
(MlMlCKlNG SNEEZE)
(EXCLAlMS)
he hits the big red button
with his big red nose,
and it's
(MlMlCS HATCH OPENlNG)
bombs away!
(MlMlCS BOMB WHlSTLlNG)
Oh, kettle's boiled.
(MlMlCKlNG EXPLOSlON)
Big bang, you see.
Oh, dear,
what a thought.
We'll just have to hope
that none of them
catches a cold, won't we,
Mrs. Docherty?
Egg and cress
or bloater paste?
Ham.
VlNCENT:
Norman,watch me do a handstand.
(LAUGHlNG)
(BOTH CHEERlNG)
(GROWLS)
(SHRlEKS)
Shoo! Shoo!
lSABEL:
Time for ginger beer.VlNCENT:
Ginger beer!(lNAUDlBLE)
NORMAN:
Megsie has more.No, l only have up to.. .
Norman has up to
the fourth ring, as well.
lSABEL:
All right,l've got two drops left.
VlNCENT:
For me.MEGSlE:
Me.There's Uncle Phil.
Quick, hide the cake.
lSABEL:
l wasn't surehe was coming.
But here he is,
with his silly contract.
Oh, wait, that looks
more like a letter.
Norman, Megsie,
Uncle Phil's got
a letter for us.
A letter from Rory.
That'll be nice
after all their waiting.
That's not a letter, dear.
lt's yellow.
lt's a telegram.
VlNCENT:
What's that?MRS. DOCHERTY:
From the War Office.
That's not for us, is it?
lt's not always bad news,
is it?
l mean, we've got to
have a little faith,
haven't we?
Oh.
Mum?
NORMAN:
''Killed in action.' 'l'm so.. .
Rotten luck.
lt's a brilliant bit
of design, this machine.
He must've been
a terribly good.. .
He's not dead,
you know.
What?
He's not dead.
l know he's not.
They've got it wrong.
Norman, the Army
doesn't get it.. .
They've got it wrong.
Sorry.
But how? How do you know?
Look, my dad's always saying
he feels things in his bones.
He can feel
weather coming,
and he knows
when things are
going to happen,
like if a cow's
going to calve,
or if a lamb's in trouble.
And he's always right.
Every time.
Well, l can feel it in
my bones that he's alive.
l just know it.
You don't think that
you feel this way
because you've
just heard, or.. .
No, it's not that.
l just know.
All right.
So, what do you
want to do about it?
We need to find
out where he is,
and we need to
find out fast.
Mum will sell the farm
if she believes he's dead.
She'll think we can't
manage it on our own.
The thing is,
how do l find him?
l can't very well
go off looking for him.
There might be a way.
What? What? Tell me.
Well, it's just.. .
My father.
He's very high up
in the War Office.
Very high up in
the War Office.
Exactly, he'd be able
to find out quickly.
Where is he?
London.
Then how do we
get to him?
l don't know.
We need help.
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