Nasty Baby Page #3

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- I'm gonna get... I'm kidding.

- - No.

- That's Wendy.

- This stove is disgusting.

- Wendy, Polly. Polly, Wendy.

- - Hi.

- Hi.

- She's my new assistant.

- Oh, cool. Hello.

- Mm-hmm.

- Hi. Sorry.

- Oh, yeah. No, it's okay.

No? Okay...

- How are you?

- Good.

- You biked here?

- Yeah. I'm a little sweaty.

Hey, listen. So, Polly's

gonna be part of Nasty Baby.

- What?

- Is that really happening?

- It's happening.

- Is she gonna hang out on set?

No, no.

She's gonna, like, do a baby.

No, he wants me to, like,

be in it. Are you doing it?

I... Do you want me to...

- Sorry.

- - I mean, I'd love to,

- you know.

- - Yeah, we'll see.

Oh, it's Mo.

It's Mo, it's Mo.

- Hey, babe!

- Hi.

- Hey.

- - Uh, yeah.

I mean, like, I'm feeling

a little more open,

like, I don't wanna be,

like, a self-absorbed freak

like Marina Abramovic,

or any, you know,

like, I don't want it to be

about me. It's more, like...

Okay, I'm going to meet him right now.

We're meeting each other right now.

- Oh, okay.

- - Oh, Okay.

Be tactful and nice, okay?

What do you think I'm gonna do?

- I'm...

- - Tactful?

- Like the semen vampire now.

- Oh, my God. Stop.

- Okay, I'm sorry.

- That... She doesn't...

- That sounds weird.

- I'm sorry.

- No, it sounds cool.

- So, um,

I'm thinking doing the first, like,

recordings in that space there.

- It seems a little too small.

- - Bye.

- Bye.

- - Bye.

So I think I'll do it here. We'll put

just, like, a blanket or something.

- Mm-hmm.

- Yeah?

Kind of

self-explanatory.

Just do what you

gotta do in here.

And just be careful not to touch the

inside of your cup with your fingers.

And here we are.

Great. There you go.

This is so romantic.

Yes, well, use your imagination.

Or your phone.

- There's a skeleton.

- It's naked, sort of.

Thanks.

Polly, I need you.

It's Angie.

F***!

Told her to keep that...

Let her get some air.

- You okay?

- I'm fine.

Come on in here.

Thank you.

Come sit, and wait for me.

Don't go anywhere.

We're talking.

Polly.

I just had a patient come in.

Can you just give it

to Lois or something?

What happened?

- This is a nice necklace.

- Thank you. What happened?

You know what happened.

No, wait.

Freddy.

Bishop!

Freddy.

Let's go to the park.

Let's go.

Let's go to the park.

What?

Let's go to the park,

and go for a run.

Can you get me

my gloves, please?

Come on.

Be a good wife.

I'm gonna talk to this guy, man.

Bishop, what are you doing, man?

Hey, Bishop.

- Dude, what are you doing...

- Argh!

Back up! F***ing f*ggot!

You too!

What the f***

is your problem, dude?

F***ing a**hole.

Oh, makes me wanna f***ing...

What you have

to f***ing do is calm down.

You're gonna be a dad.

That's the example you wanna set for a kid?

- Ok.

- That you're freaking out?

What are you doing?

You are gonna be a dad,

so you better don't jerk off,

and eat a lot of pistachios today, man.

You ready for that?

You're freaking out.

I'm ready for it.

I'm not... No.

I'm as ready

as I'm gonna be for it.

But seriously, you have

to deal with that, you know.

You complain about your Dad.

I mean, you need to deal with

your own anger management issues.

- I'm done trying.

- So you try harder.

Can you give me

a hand with this stuff?

Yeah, sure.

- Chino.

- Can I get a hit?

Chino, come on,

give me a hand with these.

Mm-hmm.

I'll be right out.

Hey, I think Nico's here.

Get in.

Yo, I'm fine, man. Thanks.

- I got you.

- Thanks, man.

- I got you.

- Thanks.

Freddy, get that box, and those.

- Okay.

- Like, a real baby?

- Bye, babe.

- - Bye. I'll see you later.

- Have a good day, you guys.

- Let's talk about it.

- We'll talk about it.

- - Maybe.

Do you want me to act,

or you want me to...?

I want you to perform.

I'll tell you later. Yeah.

Mo knows everything about it.

See you later, man.

Nico, you don't wanna...

you don't wanna do Nasty Baby.

Hey! Hey!

Now, where you going?

- Hey... where you going?

- - Buzz him, buzz him...

Ooh!

What you talkin' about?

Mom! Gas stove.

Yo, Nasty!

Yo!

What are you doing?

I don't how to exactly...

I just know the chorus.

- Whoops. You sing it with me.

- Okay.

I don't know.

Are we out of tune?

- Yeah.

- Can you play louder?

Oh, yeah.

- Little help!

- What?

Little help?

- What's going on?

- I can't do it.

- What do you mean?

- Dude, I can't do this.

Why?

Nothing's working.

I can't get hard, and...

It's always gonna

be a little weird,

No. It doesn't feel right.

It doesn't feel right at all.

I thought I wanted

to do it, but now...

Baby, don't f***

with her mind like that.

It feels wrong. I'm not f***ing

with her mind. It just feels wrong.

Okay.

If you aren't

gonna do it, I'll ask her.

I mean, since

she's already here...

We'll just tell her,

and we'll figure it out from there.

What?

I can't do it.

Okay, like, what do you mean?

- It doesn't feel right.

- Like, now, or...?

It's kind of weird

that I'm here, maybe.

- No, it's not.

- I'm one wall away.

He's just nervous.

I think it's...

- Well, maybe you go in, and...

- ...the pressure.

That's what I thought

the help was for...

but, um...

Ugh, I know it's annoying,

- No, it's fine.

- It's fine?

- I mean...

- I was thinking that maybe...

what if I do it?

Do you want me to do it?

Freddy, we've tried.

How many times have we tried?

Okay, yeah, I know...

but this is, like, the best...

- Yeah, I guess if I'm not...

- day, and...

- I mean, I'm just saying.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Only if you want. It's not like I'm

gonna force you to have my semen.

No, I'm not...

You're not forcing me.

I'm just very sorry, that's all.

- Yeah?

- Yeah. You're being very nice.

- Yeah. Why not, right?

- Yeah, we're here.

okay.

- You're weird.

- No, no.

- Thank you

- Yeah, no problem.

Have fun in there.

Um...

- I'm really sorry.

- It's okay.

I'm sorry too. I didn't mean

to get all weird about it.

It's the...

Have that effect...

Oh, wait. My mom's calling.

- Hi, Mama.

- Hello, my love.

- How you doin'?

- I'm fine. How are you?

- Hi, Polly!

- - Hi.

Oh, you're so sweet...

And your father

is very excited, Mo.

- Yeah?

- He's excited to meet Freddy.

And I've planned

a nice dinner, yes?

That's great. That's big...

That's a big step.

- Yes.

- - It's about time.

So, you guys are... You have the route?

You have your...

- Hey!

- - We should be there...

Cecilia, how are you?

Hi, Freddy.

How you doin', baby?

I'm good.

You're looking good.

Not bad for an old girl, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah. That's right.

Come on, let me hear it.

See you soon.

Bye.

All right, well,

I'm expecting you guys bright and early.

Yeah, we'll be... Actually,

we'll probably be there later.

Probably around 5:00 or 6:00.

Okay. All right.

But just arrive alive.

That's the most important thing.

- Okay, Mom.

- All right, baby.

- Bye.

- Bye-bye.

Hey, hey, hey!

Come on, come on.

Come forward.

Come forward!

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