Never Been Kissed Page #10
They all just stare at Josie in disgust. Guy approaches
their table.
GUY:
I'm Guy.
Guy looks at Josie. He's beautiful. She's flustered.
JOSIE:
Yes you are. A guy. Guy. Quite a
guy. Oh my. Look at that--I rhymed.
(beat)
Yikes.
(beat)
Bikes!
GUY:
(very serious)
Are you in special ed?
Josie stands up, grabs her bag and her chocolate milk -
JOSIE:
Bye. Guy. Others.
She leaves the Cafeteria, passing a-couple of Denominators.
JOSIE:
(to herself)
Aaaah! How old am I?
DENOMINATOR #1
Approximately six thousand three
hundred and fifty days old-subject
to adjustment for month of birth.
This is very funny Denominator humor- to the Denominators.
Josie leaves the Cafeteria.
EXT. SCHOOL GROUNDS - CONTINUOUS
Josie runs out an exit door and right into a SECURITY GUARD
GUARD:
You got a pass?
INT. GYM - LATER
A banner above reads "PRESIDENTIAL FITNESS TESTING THIS
WEEK." FIFTEEN SENIOR GIRLS, including Josie, in matching
green and yellow polyester gym clothes do sprints up and-
down the basketball court. Josie looks like she's about to
die. Ms. Brown yells as she passes.
MS. BROWN
move it Geller! Move it! Move it!
Josie stops, grabs the woman by the shoulders.
JOSIE:
Must--have--water--
MS. BROWN
What do I look like, your waitress?
Now you're gonna complete these
sprints, cause if you don't you
fail. And if you fail gym, you're
JOSIE:
Oh--my--God--you guys are—still
telling that lie--?
MS. BROWN
That's it Geller--drop and give me
twenty!
Josie drops to the gym floor.
INT. HIGH SCHOOL HALLWAY - LATER
It's - finally- the end of the day. Josie makes her way
down the hall, clutching her pad of paper, getting pushed
and shoved by kids as they storm outside. A huge banner
hangs overhead reading: "SIGN UP FOR SENIOR NIGHT!"
She tries to smile at some kids, but they all ignore her.
She makes it to the main entrance to the school, where we
see, as she shoves her pad of paper into her bag, it is
completely blank.
Kids fill the parking lot. Josie walks, talking on her
cell phone.
JOSIE:
(into phone)
Rhoda, make sure Gus gets-the whole
message, okay? Yeah--bye--
Josie arrives where she parked Bambi. The space is empty.
She still holds the phone to her ear--
JOSIE:
Wait a second--
(into phone)
No, not you--bye--
Josie shuts the phone, looks around...retraces her steps
... Bambi is gone.
Josie walks around the lot, getting visibly upset.
In the corner of the lot, WE SEE a group of Denominators
removing a BIG METAL CHAIN from around a group of tightly
packed cars.
ALDYS (O.S.)
They do it to all the new kids.
Josie finds Aldys standing next to her.
JOSIE:
Who's of they?
Aldys motions up to a second floor window. Guy and his
Group look down on them, laughing.
ALDYS:
Guy Perkins and his amazing
Lemmings. They push your car out
of its space, hide it, then watch
while you look for it. We've taken
safety. I'm Aldys.
JOSIE:
I'm Josie. Aldys is an interesting
name.
ALDYS:
When it's not yours. My mom was
going through her Harlequin Romance
phase.
JOSIE:
Try being named after a guitar-
playing pussycat.
Aldys doesn't get it.
JOSIE:
Never mind.
(beat)
That is so awful that they hide
your cars.
ALDYS:
guess. Although, what is truly
awful is that with the combined
intellectual effort of every kid
in that room right now-
She points up to the biology room-
ALDYS:
difference between a synecdoche
and a hyperbole.
Josie laughs.
JOSIE:
I know. It's pathetic.
Aldys stares Josie down.
JOSIE:
What?
ALDYS:
Well, do you?
JOSIE:
Synecdoche uses a part to represent
a whole- as in " head of cattle",
whereas a hyperbole is simple
exaggeration like "I could eat a
horse."
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