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American Satan
Ash Avildsen
2017
(CROWD CHEERING) (CROWD CHANTING) Relentless! Relentless! Relentless! Relentless! Relentless! (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) Do you believe in the devi...Rate it:

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An American in Paris
Alan Jay Lerner
1951
This is Paris. And I'm an American who lives here. My name, Jerry Mulligan... ... and I'm an ex-G.I. In 1945, when the Army told me to find m...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
ABCD: American-Born Confused Desi
Martin Prakkat
2013
The color got slightly dull. Whose? - Mine! If looks are there, can survive in the field. Our Seena was chucked out! Only because, had no eno...Rate it:

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American Assassin
Stephen Schiff
2017
1 Here we are in beautiful Ibiza, Spain. Beautiful sand. Beautiful waves. My favorite shorts. And my favorite girl who is about to get... Oh,...Rate it:

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American Graffiti
George Lucas
1973
RADIO On a dark screen an immense amber light appears and an electric humming begins. The eerie light glows brighter and illuminates a single hu...Rate it:

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American Hero
Nick Love
2015
1 - How you doin', bro? - You seen Melvin? No, man. I ain't seen that cat in a long time. - Jo-sho. He come this way? - No, man. Y'all seen ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
American Pie Presents: Band Camp
Adam Herz
2005
Hey, Stifler, how come Steve got all the talent in your family? Bite me, Fuck Face. Come on, man, you're missing it. I've seen it a million tim...Rate it:

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The American Side
Greg Stuhr
2016
["Follow The Path of The Stars" playing] ? I'll find a better life For you ? ? The stars have said Our love's untrue ? ? And just because We...Rate it:

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American History X
David McKenna
1998
INT. HOUSE - CLOSED EYES A young man's blue eyes slowly open. A g...Rate it:

(4.60 / 5 votes)
An American Werewolf in London
John Landis
1981
FADE IN: MAN'S FOOTPRINT on the moon. EXT. MOON Camera begins to pull back slowly, ...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
Requiem for the American Dream
Peter D. Hutchison
2015
1 During the great depression, which I'm old enough to remember, there was... And most of my family were unemployed working class... There wa...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
The American President
Aaron Sorkin
1995
Liberty's moving. The 10:15 event's been moved inside to the lndian Treaty room. 10:15 is American Fisheries? Yes, sir. They're giving you a 2...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
American Psycho
Mary Harron
2000
INT. PASTELS RESTAURANT- NIGHT An insanely expensive restaurant on the Upper East Side. The decor is a mixture of chi-chi and rustic, with swagg...Rate it:

(4.33 / 6 votes)
American Ninja 5
Greg Latter
1993
[singing] # ...and talkin' back # # When I was born # # My daddy tried to send me back # Whoa, buddy... - What are you doing? - Hi. Lisa Str...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
David H. Steinberg
2009
MAN 1 ON COMPUTER: Mistress, spank my bottom. Spank it really hard! Please, spank my bottom! - That is unpleasant. - Spank it really hard. WOM...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
American Beauty
Alan Ball
1999
INT. FITTS HOUSE - RICKY'S BEDROOM - NIGHT On VIDEO: JANE BURNHAM lays in bed, wearing a tank top. She's sixteen, with dark, intense eyes. JANE I...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
American Hustle
Eric Warren Singer
2013
TITLE CARD: SOME OF THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED OVER BLACK: APRIL 26, 1978, PLAZA HOTEL, NEW YORK 1 FADE IN: 1 2 INT. PLAZA HOTEL WINDOW NYC - DAY 2 ...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
American Pie 2
Adam Herz
2001
- Sure you don't wanna go to my room? - No. Why? My roommate's already moved out. We'll be all alone. -all right. - The door is locked. - Oka...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
American Gangster
Steven Zaillian
2007
Happy Thanksgiving! - Here! - Right here! Here you go, fellas! Come! Come here. This is the problem. This is what's wrong with America. It's...Rate it:

(3.33 / 3 votes)
Jim Thorpe - All-American
Douglas Morrow
1951
Ladies and gentlemen, the honorable Roy J. Turner, Governor of the State of Oklahoma. Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here this evening ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
American Pastoral
Philip Roth
2016
1 [] [Nathan] Let's remember the energy. America had won the war. The depression was over. Sacrifice was over. The upsurge of life was conta...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
American Sniper
Jason Hall
2015
All gave some. Some gave all. 1 OVER BLACK 1 The groan of tank treads drowns out THE CALL TO PRAYER asan entire MARINE COMPANY advances over t...Rate it:

(2.72 / 7 votes)
American Gigolo
Paul Schrader
1980
- Julian. - Hey. - You came all the way out here? - Yeah. I had to leave somebody off up on the beach. - Thought I'd drop by. - It's been we...Rate it:

(2.50 / 2 votes)
An American Tail: Fievel Goes West
Flint Dille
1991
[Fievel] And then the hero, Wylie Burp, squinted across the dusty street. Hopelessly surrounded by the Cactus Cat gang, he stood his ground, ...Rate it:

(2.00 / 1 vote)

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Which screenwriter won an Academy Award for "Good Will Hunting"?
A Matt Damon and Ben Affleck
B Quentin Tarantino
C Eric Roth
D Steven Zaillian