Noobz Page #8
pot calling the kettle black...
- You had it.
- So why is he so mad?
I don't know if he's mad
or if he's scared.
- Scared?
- Yeah, uh, Anthrax told him
that if he ever met him
in real life that he
would stab him in the face.
What? Oh, dude, that's classic.
Which one's Anthrax?
Um... don't!
See the guy shaving his head?
- Mm-hm.
- Yeah. That would be him.
Oh, my god...
Don't look he's gonna kill us,
bro!
- [gasping] He's gonna kill us.
- You can't show fear.
He can smell fear.
So we need to pull it back.
Pull it in. Not... Don't sit
down in the middle of the floor.
OK, he's still looking.
Hold on, he might
be checking me out.
- Might be?
- He's not checking me out.
You might wanna
have sex with him.
Next game up is Acid Reign
versus the "Riegn" clan.
What the hell is that? Do you
know what the "Riegn" clan is?
Whatever.
OK, players.
Let's keep it clean out there.
- No foul language...
- I'm gonna kill you.
of the other team.
And if there are no further
questions, then let's get it on!
- Hollywood.
- Yes?
- Get over here, man.
- [Brian] Right out the gate,
it appears that Acid Reign
is taking it
to Reign Clan member Fraggett.
- I'm dead.
- He's gone!
- He just...
- Come on, man!
I'm about to get this guy.
Here we go, here we go.
Hollywood eats
a grenade compliments
of Mr. Acid himself.
Every one of you guys are dead?
- Go...
- Oh!
- Damn it!
- RumPull4Skinz just got
jacked in the face!
I'll talk to him.
RumPull, where you going?
Move. Move.
- This is embarrassing, man.
- What the hell? It's only
the first game!
Come on, man!
We suck and you know it!
You dragged me out here, man.
This is ridiculous! I told you
this was gonna happen!
Look, maybe we suck,
but you don't, man.
We rushed in too far,
we got grenaded.
Look, we could do this
- if you'd just play...
- You got a game plan now?
What, like eighth grade
when you made us get in that
damn breakdancing competition?
Bro, we look stupid, man!
Look at this! You made me drive
across the country in a car
with my face on it!
I don't even work
for that company anymore!
- Are you done?
- I'm tired of listening to you.
It's been too many years.
- Let's go back. Breakdancing?
- I'm done.
- Didn't we win that sh*t?
- in the freaking competition!
- It doesn't matter!
We still won! Didn't we?
And we can win this, man,
you need to prove it to yourself
and to that escaped convict.
And look, the convict's
violating Hollywood's headpiece.
[screaming]
And you don't wanna drive around
that car anymore, do you?
Maybe we can get some
sponsorship, you can drive
around in a Mini Coop
with some, like, 22s
and, like, the Gears logo
with the gun and me.
You always got it figured out,
don't you?
- I try. Come on...
- If we lose this sh*t, man,
- you're walking home.
I'm telling you.
- Fair enough.
- Let's do this, Reign ho.
- You're a ho.
Get out here. Come on.
Wow! After a very, very
intense lovers' scuffle,
seems like the Reign Clan
members are gonna stick around
and continue the match.
Nobody leaves a spar.
I got this.
- All right, go.
- Stay to the left.
bung piece!
- I got him in the bung piece!
- [Brian] Wow, the Reign Clan
is on a mission now.
RumPull4Skinz is methodically
weaving his way
through the match.
We got a one-one tie
in the best of three match.
That's what I'm talking about.
Once again, RumPull4Skinz looks
like a man possessed,
- continuing to dominate.
- Come on! They're closing in.
They have Acid Reign team
up against the ropes. Whoa!
The kid just fragged Mr. Acid
on his own team!
- Get him! Get him!
- [cheering]
Reign team wins!
They will be moving on.
You stupid ass!
You just killed me!
- [shouting]
- I'm sorry, bro.
You're sorry?
What are you talking about?
That's what I'm talking about!
- Yo, yo, yo!
- [grunting]
Get off me! Get off me,
you monster! Get off me!
- Ooh!
- [Mr. Acid] Cody!
killing you before
the tourney's over now.
That's a good thing.
That's what I'm talking about!
- Let's get out of here.
- Let's go.
- I'm gonna kill you, Cody!
- [Brian] Oh!
How often do you see that?
and the black guy's still here.
I love this game.
Oh, I'm sorry. I can't hear you.
My grenade is so
far up your ass.
The two biggest surprises
of the day, the Pixies
and Reign Clan.
They advanced through
some tough competition,
and they deserve
to get some rest.
The bank is closed,
we'll see you tomorrow.
- [hip-hop plays]
- Let me see your hands up
in the air
You ever thought of greasing
those wheels, Hollywood?
Tried it.
It doesn't work.
- Mind if I sit with you?
- You know,
I never thought I'd say this,
but yes. You can sit with me.
We really did it today, huh?
We made it to the final eight.
We did, man.
It's because of you.
I gotta disagree, Mr. Wood.
though you look like a retard
pulling around a Scud missile,
you can play with the big boys.
Thanks, man. That means
a lot coming from you.
Oh! That masseuse
was to die for.
[laughs] Feel like a new man.
- That's a first.
- [laughs]
Oh, that's... that's awesome.
I'm gone for like two seconds,
and you've taught him to be you.
That's great.
Just a complete douche.
- Wait, where's Andy?
for his big date.
- [Cody] Mm.
- Yeah.
[muttering]
Yeah!
Oh, sh*t. Now I smell like...
a flower.
It looks like I have
cheese on my mouth.
Hi, Ricki. Hi, Ricki. No.
Should I call her by her
gamer tag. Hello, Girlgunz.
Stupid. Hi, Ricki.
Ah! Dah!
I'm gonna hit that!
No, wait, that's rude.
After you.
After you. That sounds genuine.
I'm a gentleman.
Hello, Ricki.
Hi, Ricki! Ricki! No.
Hey, what's up, Ricki? No.
Hey, Ricki! Ricki!
She's coming in,
she's walking through the door,
we're sitting, waitin',
I see her walk up.
Oh, hey! Yeah, I loved
playing with you!
We're good...
we're a good team.
No, we're not on the same team.
And I always kill her.
I'm better than her.
I shouldn't be
going out with her.
Yes, I should.
I think I love her.
OK, this is it, man.
I'm gonna get that.
Yah! Dah!
[shouting]
To the butt, to the butt.
Let's do it.
[hip-hop plays]
Getting naked
Getting, getting naked
Crazy, getting naked
Getting, getting naked
Getting naked
Getting, getting naked
Getting naked
Getting, getting naked
Getting naked
Getting, getting naked
Sitting down
like you in a bus stop
Lick you up and down then
taste you like a lollipop
Everybody like it
when I hit the spot
Legendary with my freakin'
when I let it pop
- Yes. Oh!
- Hi, lovely.
- Look what I got you.
- Thank you.
You look very handsome.
- Shall we?
- Yeah.
- [pop music plays]
- You are my wizard sleeve
You must say pretty please
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