Norbit Page #3
Oh, yeah, girl.
Come on, girl, that's sweet chocolate!
Okay, you in trouble, now.
You in trouble. You in trouble, now.
I'm Willy Wonka.
Get up on that Oompa Loompa.
That's sweet. Oh, yeah.
Take all that, girl.
Take it with your big old self, girl.
You ain't never had it like this.
You ain't never had it like this!
Hell, yeah.
Come on, we gonna do pig in a blanket.
Come on, pig in a blanket.
Now squeal. Squeal! Squeal!
Oink, oink, oink!
Take it from the back.
Damn, I feel like Willy Wonka,
all this sweet chocolate up in this...
Hey. How you doing, man?
What's good with you, brother?
How's it going, man? How you doing?
I'm Bustamove Perkin.
How you doing?
Man, your wife was
Man, she love you.
You're Rasputia's tap dance teacher.
Man, actually, I'm her powertap guru.
I was just here
giving her a little tap lesson.
But you're naked.
That's just so she could see
as I go through the various routines.
You see that there?
You can't see that with a turtleneck.
And you have an...
Oh, man,
I'm just real passionate about dance.
You can say the word "dance"
and he just jump up. Dance!
See that? See that there?
'Sputia?
Norbit, Buster's a guest in our home.
How dare you insinuate
something like that?
Yeah, Orbit!
How dare you insinuate
something such like that!
You know, I am actually offended
by your accusization, you understand?
And rather than sit here and have
a belligerent confrontation with you,
'cause I am a Godfearing man,
I'm'a do like Jesus H. Christ
would do in a situation such as such
and I'm gonna turn the other cheek.
Amen.
You happy now?
Rasputia, you cheated on me!
Look, I told your ass
ain't nothing happened,
and the next time you say
it happened again,
out your mouth.
Rasputia, we took vows.
I'm your husband.
Rasputia, we took vows,
and you cheated on me!
It never happened!
Yes, it did!
And that makes you
the queen of whores!
Hey, Norbit!
Run for your lives!
Bastard! Come here!
Oh, sweet Moses! Oh, my God!
Come here! Come here!
Come here to me!
No! Leave me alone!
You ain't nothing
but a goddamn coward!
Saddle tramp!
That's what your stupid black ass get!
I hope you broke your ass!
Since you feel like running, Norbit,
why don't you run your ass
down to the Rib Shak
and get me a short stack of ribs?
And get me a short stack of ribs?
Extra hot sauce.
All this setting you straight
done got me famished.
walking through the forest,
minding my own business,
when all at once...
Hello.
Who are you?
I'm the big, bad pig of the forest.
My, what big eyes you have, Pig.
The better to see you with, Goose.
And my, what a big nose you have, Pig.
The better to smell them scrumptious
goodies you got in your basket.
Hey, let me take a look in there.
Oh, no, you don't.
You're gonna try to steal my food.
No, I won't steal your food.
Don't let that pig
push you around, Goose.
Yeah, I'm tired of
you pushing me around.
Look, I'm tired of
playing with your ass, b*tch.
I know you got ribs in that basket.
You better give them up smooth
or I'm gonna break my hoof off
in your goose ass.
Oh, really? Well, why don't you get up
off of your lazy behind
and go down to the Rib Shak
and get your own ribs?
Or better still,
why don't you just call Buster
and tell him to come over
and powertap you,
because in addition to being
the pig of the forest,
you're also a saddle tramp,
whore, b*tch pig...
Norbit! What you doing?
This supposed to be a children's show.
This remind me
of Chinese snuff film I once costar in.
I'm sorry. I got a little carried away.
Wow, Norbit,
that was some puppet show.
Oh, come on. You don't remember me?
Kate. Kate.
Come here!
Kate! Kate! Oh, God!
I can't believe it! Kate!
Well, can I have a hug?
Norbit.
It just like old times.
Maybe you two go take poop together.
This place has not changed at all.
Oh, yeah. Some of this furniture's
even come back in style.
So, how long are
No, I'm not visiting. I'm moving back.
Really? Wow.
I sold my clothing business in Atlanta,
and I'm going to use the money
to buy the orphanage.
What?
Mr. Wong's getting older.
He wants to go whaling, so...
You know, it's always been my dream
to come back here and take over.
That's great.
Norbit, look.
That's the tree we got married under.
You know, I've still got my ring.
I ate mine.
I missed you so much when you left.
I missed you, too.
That's my car.
We didn't really get a chance
to catch up much.
I'll be back in town on Tuesday.
You wanna have lunch?
Yeah, I would love to
have lunch on Tuesday.
I love lunch.
Okay.
Lunch, yes. For sure.
I love lunch. Tuesday.
I'll see you Tuesday.
I'll see you on Tuesday.
We'll have lunch on Tuesday.
Tuesday.
Tuesday. Tuesday.
Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday,
Tuesday.
Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday,
Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday...
Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday,
Tuesday, Tuesday...
Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday.
Tuesday, Tuesday...
Say "Tuesday" again
and you ain't gonna see Wednesday!
I got it. I'll get it. Tuesday.
Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday.
Buster. How you doing? You look great.
Hey.
Oh, thank you, man.
Good to see you. Good to see you.
Thank you.
I thought you were gonna be at work.
Yeah, I'm on my way out now.
But hey, look,
there's cold beer in the refrigerator
and there's fresh sheets on the bed.
All right.
All right.
Powertap.
Very good, very good.
Tuesday.
What's wrong with your boy?
He real cool all of a sudden.
Yeah, I don't know what the hell got
into him, but I know I got dance fever.
Ready for a little powertap, huh?
Lord, give me strength.
Hey, Sam, happy Tuesday.
Norbit.
Norbit.
Hey, Kate. Hi.
Come on, I got us a table.
Great. I've been looking forward to this
all week.
Good.
Hey.
Hey. Who's he?
Norbit, this is my fianc, Deion Hughes.
How you doing, my man?
Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
This is your fianc?
Yes, sir.
I was just telling Deion that you and I
were buddy partners at the orphanage.
Now she and I are buddy partners.
Shame on you, man,
letting a girl go like this. I feel for you.
And so Deion's got all this experience
in real estate,
so he's going to help me buy
the orphanage, Norbit. It's so exciting!
No, wait, wait. No, no.
Slow down, slow down.
I mean, you know,
we're just out here just scouting it out.
All right? This is her nest egg,
you know.
I don't want her
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