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The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie
Phil Vischer
2008
Prince Alexander: HA HA! Prince Alexander: Stand firm, men, for the King and Monteria! (YELLS) Back to the sea, dog! (GRUNTING) Pirate: Prince Al...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
This Is Where I Leave You
Jonathan Tropper
2014
Morning, Randy. Hi. - Morning. Morning. - Good morning. Shelby. Caramel mocha. Judd. You rock. Thank you. I do rock, don't I? - Judd. - Wade...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
You Were Never Really Here
Lynne Ramsay
2017
15... 14... 13... - 12... - Stand up straight. - 11. - Stand up straight. - Ten. - Stand up. - Nine. - Only fucking pussy little girls sl...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
404: Error Not Found
Prawaal Raman
2011
The one way to get back your Iost youth and power. The great physician Babush Mathews. Kaamsiddhi CIinic. Room number 302. Behind hoteI GoIdsta...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Backstreet Boys: Show 'Em What You're Made Of
Unknown
2015
I WANT TO GO CAMPING ONE DAY. I'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE. I WANT TO DO THAT. WHOO HOO! CAN YOU IMAGINE PLAYING PAINTBALL UP HERE? IT'D BE HAR...Rate it:

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Be with You
Takuji Ichikawa
2018
1 Between Heaven and Earth is a place called Cloudland. People stay until they're forgotten before going up to Heaven. Mommy Penguin peeped do...Rate it:

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Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
Carl Reiner
1982
1 It was a quiet day at the Rigby Reardon Detective Agency. I had a hangover, and business was so slow I was rereading old newspapers. I was e...Rate it:

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If I Were You
Joan Carr-Wiggin
2012
Hey. I'm on my way home. I just have to stop off and pick up some groceries Give me a call if you hear back. I can pick up the dry cleaning. He...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Imagine You & Me
Renato Custodio Jr.
2016
1 They say the way to true love is like a puzzle. Every piece of event is already planned. And those moments that almost happened that you reg...Rate it:

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Joan Didion: The Center Will Not Hold
Sean Quetulio
2017
2 I went to San Francisco because I had not been able to work in some months. I'd been paralyzed by the conviction that writing was an irrelev...Rate it:

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Miss You Already
Morwenna Banks
2015
(PANTING) (JESS) You know it's funny, I don't remember getting pregnant with you or... Oh, God. And I didn't marry you but somehow we're in thi...Rate it:

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Not Cool
Dan Schoffer
2014
The beat takes then I start rockin' The beat takes then I start rockin ' Ah! The beat takes then I start rockin' The beat takes then I star...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Not Without My Daughter
David W. Rintels
1991
Mom, you be careful. ALPENA, MICHIGAN 1984 I think this is longer than it used to be! What a lovely day. BASED ON A TRUE STORY - Dad is lookin...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Now You See Me
Ed Solomon
2013
1 DANIEL: Come in close. Closer. Because the more you think you see, the easier it'll be to fool you. Because what is seeing? You're looking,...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
One Hour with You
Lothar Schmidt
1932
Now listen, men. Spring is here... and spring is a dangerous time of the year, especially in Paris. The wanderlust is in the air. Travelers ar...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
The Bishop's Wife
Robert E. Sherwood
1947
Hark! The herald angels sing Glory to the newborn King Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled Joyful, all ye nations rise Jo...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
The Damned Don't Cry
Harold Medford
1950
Well, they finally got him. Had to happen sooner or later. He just got it sooner. - I'll phone the sergeant. - Right. "The body of the notorio...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
To Be or Not to Be
Edwin Justus Mayer
1942
1 TO BE OR NOT TO BE Lubinski, Kubinski... Lominski, Rozanski and Poznanski. We're in Warsaw, the capital of Poland. It's August, 1939. Europe...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Where the Day Takes You
Michael Hitchcock
1991
Um, subject: King, just out of County, participation mandatory and details to follow. All right, turn it off. I'm not saying shit till you tu...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
While You Were Sleeping
Daniel G. Sullivan
1995
Ooh Ooh Yeah This will be|an everlasting love This will be|the one Ive waited for This will be|the first time anyone Has loved me-e-e Ooo-oh...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
You Only Live Twice
Roald Dahl
1967
Calling Cape Comm. This is Jupiter 16. Do you give a "go" for fourth orbit? Cape Comm to Jupiter 16. Can you confirm O-2 pressure is within li...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Imagine Me & You
Ol Parker
2005
I want something that says, "I'm sorry he's dead... "but not that sorry. "He was just a dog and you shouldn't have loved him more than me." Ca...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
The Butcher's Wife
Ezra Litwak
1991
Over the water and across the sea... on a little island off the Carolinas... there once lived a young girl with a great gift... who thought sh...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
P.S. I Love You
Richard LaGravenese
2007
I know I should know this, darling, but are you mad at me? Baby. Holly. I did something, right? I did something bad, right? Should I know what...Rate it:

(4.33 / 3 votes)

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