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Even coloured clothes get a new life.

Everyone's choice Nirma.

Washing powder Nirma.

Nirma!

Sh*t! Audition!

I'm late! I'm late! So late!

Wait! Wait!

You have to eat shrikhand for luck.

Quickly! Quickly!

Now just open your mouth,

that's all.

You're beautiful.

You're talented

You're special. You're perfect.

Hey, come here.

No nervousness, only confidence

- Thanks Mum. Gotta go

- Bye! See you!

Oh Sh*t!

Hi, Shaila?

Hello Radhika?

Who else would it be?

You've called me at least fifty times

in the last week.

Radhika, I...

Amit you have to stop calling me,

if not for me, for your own sanity.

Ok, look I get it.

You need more time, I understand.

I just wanted to give you a CD...

It doesn't get any bigger than this

It's a 150 million rupee project

And you all are Team A.

And Amit,

you will be the team leader...

Amit?

Amit?

Yes, Sir!

Where were you?

Right here, Sir.

You will be the team

leader, understood?

Yes, Sir.

Good

You have 3 months

And Guys,

remember the deadline, 0k?

You didn't hear a word, did you?

And still,

he'll be the one boss trusts!

His perfect little boy!

Chameleon! Sneaky little sh*t

And now source code is required

for a new car plant...

because Mahtani Steel is entering

the automotive industry.

I bet Mahtani gets a lot of women.

I bet they don't take his case.

I bet he takes their case.

Do what you want, who you want,

when you want.

Must be good to be rich.

Have you gone crazy?

Mahtani!

What kind of name

is Mahtani anyway?

I have no idea!

- Sorry Excuse me!

- Yes?

Do you know how long it will take?

At least another 7-8 hours.

I would have made it

here earlier if my bus...

Hey, are you 0k?

Hey! Hey! Hey!

This girl has fainted!

Samara! Samara!

Are you 0k? What happened?

Can someone fetch some water?

Security? ls there anyone here?

Are you 0k? Just relax

Excuse me! I'm Ranjan,

the producer of dance Wars

What happened?

Kind you see? My friend fainted!

What kind of arrangements are these?

No water, no sun cover...

ls there even a doctor on stand by?

We should sue you, I swear!

I'm Fine.

Why don't you bring her inside?

Water, Air conditioning

she'll get it all.

Please, C'mon.

Are you 0k?

Her bag, please...

- Here A Glucose drink.

- Thank You.

You can rest here

for as long as you need.

Thank you Ranjan.

You're such a sweetheart.

May I bother you for

a competition form?

No, I'm sorry.

I can't let you audition.

If anything happened to you,

it would be my responsibility.

You can try next year...

Or maybe the next round of auditions

in Chandigarh or Delhi.

- Sorry.

- Thank you.

Samara, what wrong with you?

Hello?

We need to go

to the hospital right now.

No, no, no...

What's wrong with you?

I know exactly why

this happened to me.

I was only supposed to take

half a pain killer for my back pain.

I purposely took two.

Because I know what

happens to me after two...

I faint. Oops!

And why the hell would you do that?

You don't play around

with allergies, Samara!

Because it brought

us inside in 3O minutes

Yeah we might be inside here...

But you're not going

further than this.

Just relax be patient,

wait... and go get me a form.

Go go go!

You don't want

to see me happy, do you?

Exactly! We revel

in your unhappiness

You make us feel superior.

Stop this rubbish and tell me...

Which one of you stole my CD?

Which CD?

The CD, on which I had

burned a song for Radhika...

the song I sung for her in college...

the one that was in my bag...

now it isn't...

After hearing this gibberish,

lwish I had stolen it.

And anyway listen, I don't steal...

unlike other parties present.

If I had found it, I would have cracked

it in half And thrown it in the trash.

Stop these childish games.

Please, grow up!

Anika, I think our friend

has finally lost the plot.

What do you think?

To be...or not to be...

You know,

I vote for a cocktail of pills.

Very strong pills.

Fine Beavis and Butthead...

I still have the song

on my hard drive

I'll just burn another copy.

Thanks for the extra work.

Run...Run Anika!

- Excuse me!

- One second.

Mihir, Stop him! Stop him!

- Robot.

- Ha! Ha! Very funny!

Jazz hands. Superb!

- Got it!

- Anika, here!

- Mihir!

Don't act like children.

The hard drive will break!

- Here, take your hard drive.

Seriously?

Come get it.

Look at him. He's sulking.

So cute.Amit's sulking.

Sulking! - Here, take it.

- I'm not gonna run ok.

It's enough now!

- Ok, no running

-it's very funny.

Go, take your hard drive.

Ok, no running. Come get it.

Go on...Get your hard drive.

I'm not going to run.

- Anika, Run!

- Enough!

Imagine if this was a brain...

It is...my brain!

Splattered on the concrete

Didn't you back it up?

One should always have a backup!

- You don't know?

- Always

- How was it...

-move out of my way!

- Security

- What do you think of yourselves?

I can't dance? I've got talent!

Been standing in the heat all day.

Move out of my way!

Where's your number tag?

L...uh...l...must have...

Any formal dance training.

Samara?

Yeah, well. I've studied

ballet from the age of 5 to 14.

I have a BA with honours from the

London Contemporary Dance School

concentrating on jazz

and contemporary dance.

Till recently I was part of

The Jonathan Rebello Dance Company

here in Mumbai.

Such a heavy accent?

Where are you from?

From Mumbai but

I was born and brought up in England

You speak mostly in English.

But in this show you'll

have to speak in Hindi

Or else the audience won't

be able to understand you.

And then they won't vote for you.

How will you do it?

This is a Dance show.

Dance is a universal language

Ok, let's begin.

So, How did it go?

'Sot in!

I got in! I got in! I got in!

Amu!

Mom, I'm showering.

So?

So may I get some privacy?

What? You going to

teach me about privacy now?

Anyway, listen...

You have to get Shishika

from Prabhadevi tonight at 9.

Get Shishika?

How much ransom should I ask for?

Why don't you leave these

horrible jokes for your dad!

You promised one meeting.

So I've fixed that meeting.

Royal China. 9pm.

If you need cash, ask your dad.

And be on time.

Tardy Turtle!

Mom! Mom!

Mom! the door!

Some people hold back trying

to create a good first impression.

I'm not one of those.

So you like creating

a poor impression of yourself?

Are all yourjokes like this?

No, some are terrible.

Wanna hear them?

No, thanks.

So your mom told me your girlfriend

recently dumped you

Don't worry.

We'll live...

Happily Ever After.

Thanks.

So, you're not harbouring

some fantasy, are you?

That he'll see you on TV

and come back into your life?

He doesn't reply to my emails,

the hell he's gonna watch me on TV.

Should we order soup?

Manchow?

I can't have an entire soup to myself,

Cause I also want a salad.

One by Two?

You wanna share a soup with me?

Chinese soups are quite large

and with One by Two,

You get a little extra free.

Added bonus.

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