One by Two Page #4

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And so what if he comes back

into my life because of the TV show?

What's wrong with that?

I wrote a song in college

About One by Two

Not on soups... On relationships.

Meaning it's a big world out there

And you're just floating along

in your individual soupy bowls.

You're one half of a partnership

and yet you're not one but two people

Bonus, just like sharing

a soup One by Two.

So what's the use of swimming alone

when you can get a swimming partner?

You talking about Tomato Basil soup

or chicken soup?

Ok, sorry.

You wanna share a soup, right?

So what's with the long,

boring lecture?

Waiter!

Yes?

Manchow soup.

One by Two?

Actually, make mine Hot and Sour.

Not really a fan of Manchow.

- Mummy Mum, it's only for twenty weeks.

- I know.

But we've never lived apart

Not even for a day.

Don't know how I'll say bye.

Don't worry aunty.

I'll drop by here everyday.

Keep an eye on her "you know what"

Hi, I'm Samara Patel.

I'm from London and Mumbai.

Dancing is my passion

I've learning dance

since the age of 5.

Vote for me.

This is Bunty the great.

Mumbai is my place, my home.

And I'm in it, Yo!

Living In the moment!

So, remember this handsome mug

And Vote for it!

Hey, how you doing?

You really wiped the floor today.

We should form a team together.

Why?

Because the rest of these idiots

are boring little suckers.

And we're the best in the competition.

The two of us?

Ok, look - that Khushboo

is pretty good too.

Alright, alright - the three of us.

Happy?

Hey, hey

- I know you wanna win.

It's written right

across your forehead.

Why? Don't you wanna win?

If I win, great.

If I don't win, that's equally great.

I don't stress about these things.

I don't get down with that.

For me, dance is about having fun.

It's all about the passion...get it?

You don't believe me, right?

No problem.

See ya around.

Jason!

Khushboo!

This one is cock-eyed.

Oh, Shishika's mom said that Shishika

really enjoyed the date other night.

This guy will dance?

He's all bone, no muscle.

Heh! Think he can dance.

So when is your next

date with Shishika?

I have coupons from

Gajalee restaurant.

Don't forgot to take them.

Hi, I'm Samara Patel...

- This one is really pretty.

Beautiful, such long legs!

- I'm from London and Mumbai

My passion is dancing. I've

been learning dance since the age of 5

So should I make a date

for you for tomorrow?

You said one meeting.

It happened.

So you plan on sitting here and

chewing my brainstill you're 50?

So you're saying you will let him

move out if he gets married?

I don't think so Mrs.Sharma!

That logic is flawed.

Sushil, stop your running commentary.

Ranjan Sadanah?

Now look what you've done!

So basically Madame Radhika dumped you

for a successful

man like Ranjan Sadanah?

So that he would give

her TV career a jumpstart?

Right?

Right?

And I know how to fix it.

Fix what?

Your relationship?

No, no listen...

You remember that ...Debu!

My names not Debu! It's Debashish.

You remember that joint project we

did for the Mumbai Cyber Crimes cell?

Yes...we did it to show how terrorists

can hack the electoral

and create havoc in the elections!

How did we do it?

We coded it in such a way

that the top 3 candidates

became the bottom 3 candidates.

So the winner loses the election.

Winner loses Dance Wars

Loser wins Dance wars

And Ranjan Sadanah

can kiss his job goodbye.

Look...

Cygnus software,

Cygnus code, Cygnus servers.

Get your hacking fingers ready!

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Welcome to the first

round of Dance Wars.

A dance show with a difference.

Every week, the contestants will

showcase a variety of dance forms.

So what's so different

about this show?

The difference

Instant performance, Instant results.

That's how it's done on Dance Wars.

So listen really carefully.

You'll have only 3O minutes

here or at home

To vote for your favourite contestant.

Just 3O minutes!

After that, the contestant with the

least votes is eliminated right then.

Done, finished, eliminated.

So Ladies and Gentlemen,

I hope you're ready to witness

some powerful performances

Cause this is...

Dance Wars

The Hare and the Turtle, baby!

The Hare and the Turtle!

I'm pleased that someone

else besides me..

...paid attention to Hindi lessons

in 4th grade.

The only reason you paid attention was

Because of Mrs.Baneerjee's

enormous Bazookas.

They were Massive!

Gross!

God Anika! You're so Violent!

Ok, I just have one question...

You're not under the illusion that

Radhika will come crawling back to you

once her new boyfriend is fired

You're not thinking

any such thing, right?

No...

Amit!

Amit!

Yeah, you're right.

You sure you want this?

Yeah...l love her.

I really do.

Ok, fine. Let's do this.

Guys!

Ladies and Gentlemen...

The first contestant

to be eliminated is...

Edin Pereira?

Will you come in front please.

I'm really sorry Edin,

Your Dance Wars journey ends here.

A loud round of applause

for Edin please!

Our audience really screwed up, huh?

Round One!

Everyone's shocked.

It's just such weird voting results.

No, no, I'm not nervous.

Totally focused and ready.

Are you 0k?

Good

I love you too Mummy mum.

Ok, bye.

Man is a social animal.

Two is better than one.

It's as much fun being alone as it is

for an exotic dancer

to have no audience.

You here to educate me?

Huh?

You trying to teach me?

No, I'm not grand standing.

I'm telling you the truth.

Look, look - you're the English Hen,

I'm the Wild and Happy Rabbit.

Neither one of us wants

to share their sob story.

That's what people don't get.

They can't understand us.

So that makes them nervous.

They get the spiced up,

blown up sob story

that's endlessly repeated

like some stuck record,

then they've found your weak spot.

They think they know

how to get to you.

They're ready to steam roll you.

You're no longer competition for them.

And that's how the game is played.

So what's your sob story.

Hey...you pick up fast, girl!

You're one heck of a Smart girl!

That's why I said...you and I, we rule.

So?

So, next up is the couples round.

None of these sad cases

are going to partner with us.

So we need to get tight, you get it?

Deal?

That's the way.

Now you eat your leaves

and I will enjoy my Goat curry.

So what exactly are in these leaves?

Wow! What a performance!

Judges! Over to you guys!

Samara, Bunty you created magic today.

Too good Bunty and Samara.

You were fabulous.

That was amazing. Super fab Guys!

By far the best performance I've seen.

What's the number for that Patel girl?

SMS:

V..O..T..E

Vote? Couldn't you say it together?

Do I look like an idiot?

Read out the number now.

3O

Hurry UP

214?

Sent!

Gone Baby, Gone!

Today's couple that's got

the least number of votes is...

Bunty and Samara.

Will you two come in front please.

Bunty and Samara,

I'm really sorry but

you will not be moving

forward in the competition.

Would you like to say a few words?

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