Overboard Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 1987
- 106 min
- 2,606 Views
- I bet you did.
- Hey, what else you got in here?
- I got some pictures.
We were gonna wire them,
but now you're here...
Yeah! That's her.
Oh, yeah. That's my little cookie-cutter.
- Quite a beauty!
- She's somethin', isn't she?
You got that right!
Doc. We got a winner.
Annie!
Stop!
I don't recognise this man.
Your wife's had an almost
total loss of memory.
I- I can't believe
she doesn't know her own husband!
This missing-link person
is not my husband!
Oh, Annie, please!
- Annie. Annie.
- Right.
That's not right. That's not my name!
This is completely crazy! Honey, sit down.
Everything's gonna be OK.
Now... I am your husband.
My name is Dean Proffitt.
We've been married for 13 years.
Wait!
I admit I have forgotten numerous things.
But I truly, from the depths of my soul,
do not remember you!
Don't you think
there'd be some spark of recognition?
- We don't know.
Ugh! I don't believe this!
He could be some stranger off the street!
Well, he seems to like you
and he's a nice guy.
- He's good-lookin'.
- Clean.
- What's my full name?
- Oh, come on!
- What is it?
- Mrs Annie Proffitt!
- What's my maiden name?
- Annie... Goolihy.
Annie Goolihy?
Where in God's name did I grow up?
Dogpatch?
No, no, not there! Over in Goober, Idaho.
But it's a nuclear waste dump now...
- Where did I meet you?
- Hank's Donut World.
Seattle? You hung out there every night
when you were in the Navy!
- You remember...
- I was in the armed forces?
I've still got your postcards
from Okinawa...
Stop. The Navy?
Oh, come on, honey!
You gotta know! You were in the Navy!
No, I don't know! I don't know
any of this and I don't know you!
I need some proof!
Stop staring at me!
Eat your chequers!
Look, if it were up to us, we'd be glad
to give her to you, but she's right.
I'm gonna need some verification.
Oh, listen... I know what you mean.
I understand. Now...
I don't like to talk about this in public,
and I've never told anybody...
She does have a small
strawberry-like birthmark, uh...
It's kinda high up on her... left cheek
and it's unique.
Come to Daddy!
Mister!
What was I doing out in the ocean?
Um... That's something you like to do.
You know, divin' for oysters at night.
Sometimes you get pretty far
from the shore and that undertow...
Oysters? In a cold ocean at night?
That doesn't sound like me.
I just... ate a bug!
Keep your mouth closed!
A lot of things flying around out here.
Welcome home, baby!
I feel faint.
Come on, Buster! Come on, Jackson!
No. This is wrong.
Come along, now.
We've only been here a couple of weeks.
A lot of stuff's in boxes from the move,
so I hardly recognise the place myself.
We moved here... deliberately?
Our last place was a real dump.
Come on.
Our new palace!
Well!
Let me, uh... Let me show you around.
Maybe something'll come back to you.
- Did I just go downhill?
- Look at that. It's comin' back already.
Everything slants down here
toward the bedroom.
Dining room and toilet... Only one.
And here we are at the old,
uh... magic room.
Put a lot of miles on that mattress, huh?
Later.
All right! Here's where we have
breakfast every morning.
Let's go up...
Oh-ho! Here they come!
- Charlie tried to kill my turtle!
- He didn't. It slipped out of his hands!
- He did!
- Hey, hey, guys! Whoa!
Whoa! Hey, look who's home!
- Hi, Mom.
- Hi, Mom.
Gee, Mom! We really missed you.
We're so glad you're back.
They're... They're not mine.
Oh, honey!
I was sure you'd remember them!
Well, I think I'd remember if I had three...
Four, honey! Don't forget little Joe.
Well, that's about it except for...
Hey, she's been in there an hour.
What did you guys get her?
- Dresses.
- The right sizes?
You didn't tell us.
You just said get some dresses.
OK, on the couch.
Come on, guys, don't blow it.
Hey, a dirty magazine!
Baby doll!
be a part of my wardrobe.
Let's forget for a moment that it's a rag,
but it happens to be 12 sizes too large.
- It's... It's not that bad.
- Not that bad?
Well, come on, honey. You gotta
admit, you've lost a lot of weight.
Huh? You used to be like a balloon!
- Was I also shorter?
- Yes!
Yes, you had a bad back. You walked
kinda hunched over, you know?
I was short and fat?
Look, I'm sure you've got
a million questions.
You've been through hell. So, let's
just take this thing one step at a time.
First, let's meet the boys.
In the middle we've got the twins - Greg
and Charlie. He likes to invent things.
- Twins?
- Yeah. Obviously, they're not identical.
- Or I'd look like a shithead!
- Who asked you, butthole?!
They came out fighting
and they're still at it!
Guys, guys!
Charlie and I get along very well, Mom.
My twin brother and I are best friends.
He's the actor in the family.
Then we got the big guy!
Come on, honey, give it a try.
What's his name?
Roy?
No. Travis. Sweet Trav?
- Now, those are tits!
- My turn!
Hey, what are you...?
I was hopin' you'd recall this guy.
He's your newest, honey.
Hi, Mom! My name's Joe.
- A falsetto child?
- Ah, he thinks he's Pee Wee Herman.
I love Pee Wee Herman. Ha ha!
- Give your ma a kiss.
- No! No! No!
Do they have a problem
with their glands?
Hey, hey, guys, easy! Come on!
It's not us, Dad, it's Roy!
Ah, they're great boys, aren't they?
There's so many of them.
You've always had
your heart set on six, so...
we'll just keep on tryin'.
Dad! They're making me drink blood!
- Come back here!
- No, no, no!
They don't look anything like me!
They do take after your mother. Let's
hope they don't grow up to be lushes, too.
- My mother's a lush?
- Was, honey.
- Cirrhosis.
- She's...?
- What about my father?
- Oh, he's alive and well.
- And due for parole in, what, two years?
- Oh, God! I don't wanna hear any more!
- Look...
- I just wanna remember for myself.
The doctor says the best thing for you
is to get back to your normal routine.
You gotta get your memory back that
way. You gotta do what you normally do.
What is it I normally do?
I prepared and handled raw food?
I hunt it. You cook it.
- You shot a chicken?
- Come on, honey!
Save the jokes! We're starvin' here.
Yeah!
It's strange, but... ooh!
I feel as if I've never done this
before in my life.
Dad, are you and Uncle Billy really
gonna open a miniature golf course?
Nah. We'll just build it
when someone pays for it.
- What's miniature golf?
- For midget brains, like you.
- I was only asking.
- You shut up!
You're gonna make that turtle sick again.
Look at me, Dad!
Nothing's happening.
Well, pumpkin, you gotta light the burner.
Fire, fire!
Hey, come here. Sit down.
- Let me see your hand.
- I smell hair!
I'll get the burn ointment.
You'll be all right.
Ouch!
OK, let's see, we...
Way to hustle, guys!
You all right?
Well, now we know they work.
- Pretty good eats!
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