Pardon My Sarong Page #4

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I slid!

Now get up there!

Algy.!

- How'd you get out there?

- Get me off!

Man overboard.!

Get me off!

Well, sip it slowly. That's

the last of the water.

Here you are; breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

What's different? That's

all we've had for ten days.

The only difference is, after

this is gone, there isn't any more.

Just a minute. We're

partners, aren't we? Yeah.

We split everything fifty-fifty,

don't we? I know, but...

Never mind "you know. "

I know.

Whether on land or sea,

makes no difference.

Partners are partners. You've

got two beans, I haven't got any.

How come? You wouldn't

want to share that way. No.

Here.

Wait a minute.

What's the matter? It's the small

one. I wanna give you the big one.

My mother always told me to treat

my friends like that. That's nice.

Give the biggest of

everything. That's swell.

Mmm.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

I'm gonna eat this half. Why?

You've got two halves.

I haven't got any.

You shouldn't eat so fast.

What kind of partner are you?

I'm entitled to

half of that bean.

Come on. That's better. There.

You ought

to be ashamed.

He's always trying to

make a hog out of himself.

Sorry. Go ahead and eat it.

This is mine?

Go ahead!

You're gonna let me

eat this whole half?

I've always got to

give you the best of it.

Take it easy and

chew it up good.

Chew it good. I'm gonna make it last.

I'm gonna put it from here

to here and here to here.

And sometimes up here.

It's up there now.

Where's it now?

It's gone.

Sharkey,

boy, am I hungry!

This program is coming to you

from Pete's Bar and Grill.

Stop in for one of our

famous chicken dinners,:

delicious chicken,

mashed potatoes,

corn on the cob,

new green peas,

combination salad,

pie and coffee.

Today's blue-plate special

is spaghetti.

With meatballs? Yes, with meatballs.

Thanks.

I guess we might as well

wash these dishes.

What'll you use for water?

There's an ocean full of it.

Throw them overboard.

We won't need 'em anymore.

Wellington?

What?

I can't stand to see you

starve to death.

I just sneaked Mr. Layton's

gun. I can't eat that!

Who wants you to eat it?

It's the only way out.

You want me to

demolish myself?

It's the only honorable thing

I could do.

I don't think Sharkey likes

the idea. He's tellin' ya off.

There's one less

we'll have to worry about.

What do you mean?

You'll find out.

Are you ashamed

to see me do it?

Don't cry.

You make me feel sad.

Here,

blow your nose.

That's enough. It's the

only handkerchief I got.

I know, but it's clean,

I'm tellin' ya.

Good-bye, Sharkey.

Aw, Sharkey.!

Poor Wellington.

Wellington!

Wellington! Are you all

right? What happened?

I missed.

I'm awfully sorry.

You missed. You... Land!

Land.!

Land, everybody.!

We're saved! Oh, boy! Put the gun down!

Land! How do you like that? Put it away!

Right over there

we got land!

Don't point at me!

Don't point at me!

Maybe we better separate and see

if we can find any signs of life.

If you see anything,

blow this whistle.

Be careful. Some of these islands

are inhabited by cannibals.

Cannibals! Oh! Ooo-ooo. What's the matter?

They're not gonna make

no shore dinner outta me.

Are you sure there're cannibals? Yep.

You were kidding about

those cannibals, weren't you?

You never can tell.

Maybe we'd better

kind of stick together.

That won't be necessary.

You wanna go on alone?

I suppose you think

I'm afraid. Huh!

Oh, Tommy!

Tommy, where are you? Wait a minute.

Oh, Tommy! I guess it would

be foolish if we got separated.

What's the matter?

You're not afraid, are you?

No, but there are animals

around here, wild animals.

Really?

I haven't seen any.

I heard 'em, just as plain... You did, huh?

Come on.

Oh.

All that stuff about cannibals on

the island, that's all bunk. Sure.

Layton's liable to tell you

there's headhunters here.

That's only in storybooks. I've been

around. Certainly. That's ridiculous.

Ooo-ooo-ooo!

Algy.

Algy!

Algy, what did they

do to you?

What's the matter

with you?

Algy! Oh! Here I am.

Don't you ever play jokes

on me! Shh, not so loud.

If there's any cannibals,

you'll attract them to us.

We've gotta do something

to protect ourselves.

Take that shield. That's a shield. A what?

That's a protector.

Get a club.

Get a club! Let me look at it. I got it.

Now you're set...

What are you doing?

That's not for that.

Now if a cannibal comes around,

you're ready to protect me.

Sure.

Sure.

I'm all ready to protect you? Certainly!

I don't want

to get inquisitive,

but who is going

to protect me?

Don't worry

about a thing.

See that whistle?

That'll protect you. Okay.

Everything all right?

That whistle is going

to protect me. Certainly.

How?

I blow the whistle,

he turns to find out

where the noise is.

You hit him over the

head with the club. Oh!

You got it? When you blow the whistle,

and the cannibal turns

around... Turns around.

When he does...

bop on the head!

Now you've got it!

Let's find something to eat.

Wait! Don't you forget to blow the whistle.

I'll blow the whistle

if it's the last thing I do.

If you don't, it'll be

the last thing I do.

You! I ain't a-scared

of you guys!

Whoo! What's the matter?

Can't you take a joke?

This is all right!

Looks like it's been made

from the hull of an old ship.

At least somebody

lives on this island.

Hello in there!

Whoo-hoo!

Hello?

Judging by these books, whoever

lives here must understand English.

We might be in luck. Maybe the

natives are civilized. Unfortunately,

that is not the case.

My name's Varnoff.

Hello.

I'm sorry you find us snooping,

but... We feel kinda silly.

How did you get here? We met with a

storm, lost our sails and here we are.

Yeah, um, what island

is this? It's uncharted.

Don't tell me you were shipwrecked

too? I came quite intentionally.

You see, I'm something

of an archaeologist.

The ancient treasure of

this island fascinates me.

Do you think you could

help us rig some sails?

That shouldn't be impossible. The

natives speak a little English.

But they are an unpredictable

lot, as you'll learn.

I'll take you to the village and

see what can be done. Wonderful!

Come on, Wellington.

Okay.

What's the matter with you? Hey, Algy?

Look at the chicken.

Where?

Chicken?

What a chicken!

Algy,

blow the whistle!

What'd I do with it?

What do you want me to do?

Wait!

Where'd I put it?

Blow the whistle.!

All right.

Blow the whistle!

Now, don't get excited. Why

didn't you blow that whistle?

I forgot where I put it.

You forgot where you put it?

Keep it in your mouth. Give me

the whistle. All right, all right.

All right, take it.

Take it easy.

Here he comes!

Blow the whistle. Not

that.! Nothing comes out!

Not that! The whistle. Blow

the whistle! It won't work!

Blow that whistle.!

Ow.! Ow.!

Not that.!

Blow the whistle.

All right!

How do you like that?

Algy?

Hey, Algy, what happened?

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