Patti Cake$ Page #6

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No need to sleep

When you be livin' the dream

We, we livin' the dream

We livin' the dream

Ya

No need to sleep

No need to sleep

When you be livin' the dream

I'm young and I'm restless

Killa PMS'n

And I'm Hannibal Lecter

A cannibal eating

Serial killers for breakfast

We on the guest list

Glass stilettos

- Like Cinderella...

The world is your oyster

When the pearl necklace

Is between these breasts

The future's a present

Looking fluorescent

Blessings on blessings

They ask what the scent is

They ask what the scent is

The smell of successes

I came in the game a peasant

Leave in a Lexus

Life or death, I'm Katniss

You Cat Piss

My status f***ing

Savage in these

Hunger Gamez...

Lil' sexier, Patti.

You wanna take

the f***in' picture, already?

Holy sh*t.

Jheri season

We be eating

We're the dream team

We eatin'

Insomniac 'cause you know

That the moolah don't sleep

No sleep!

Nouveau riche

Stash the casheesh

Inside the mattress

Got racks!

We be going straight

Katniss, Katniss

PBNJ, you know

We gonna be massive

We big!

Patti, Jheri, Nana

And we got the Basterd

He evil!

I'm Randy Savage Countin'

up the cabbage Macho!

You see the gold ring

Killa P, come grab it

All right! Buy our mixtape.

PBNJ!

Five bucks.

Do you like rap music?

Hey, d'you like rap music?

You like rap music?

No.

Hey, ma'am, you like rap music?

Come on, it's just five bucks.

- We have a show on Saturday.

- Next time. I know.

- What do we have, like, ten?

- Here we go again.

Yeah, let me get one.

Can I get one?

It's gonna be five bucks.

We, we livin' the dream

We livin' the dream

We, we livin' the dream

Ya

No need to sleep

No need to sleep

When you be livin' the dream

We, we livin' the dream

We livin' the dream

Ya

No need to sleep

No need to sleep

When you be livin' the dream

Go, Adam! It's your Mitzvah!

We gonna party

Like it's your Mitzvah!

Go, Adam!

It's your Mitzvah!

We gonna party like

It's your Mitzvah

It's your Mitzvah

Hey. DJ French Tips.

- Hey.

- I'm a big, big fan.

I listen to your Ten At Ten show

religiously.

- Sure.

- And... I...

- I wanted to give you this.

- Whoa.

You really keepin' it

old school.

You do know people

don't play CDs anymore.

Yeah.

Thanks. And you are?

- Killa P.

- Killa P. Mmm.

Twenty years in the game

brought me

to Adam Fishbein's Bar Mitzvah.

Keep your head up, Killa.

It's a cold world out there.

- Thanks.

- You got it.

Hunger Gamez

Hustling through them

Hunger pangs

They say, "More money

More problems"

Well, I ain't got no dollars

So I should have no problems

But sure as sh*t I got 'em

More money, more problems

There's no need to sleep

I ain't got no dollars

So I should have no problems

When you live

The dream

But sure as sh*t, I got 'em

More money, more problems

Well, I ain't got no dollars

So I should have no problems

But sure as sh*t, I got 'em

More money, more problems

Well, I ain't got no dollars

So I should have no problems

But sure as sh*t, I got 'em

Patricia! Patricia! Patricia!

Patricia. Patricia!

Hey, Patricia.

Wake up, Sleeping Beauty.

Come on. Wake up.

I want you to go downstairs

and clean the sh*t out

of the basement

for the garage sale, all right?

- All right?

- All right.

How much ya bring home

last night?

More where that came from.

Though they can only give me

part-time for now,

so, still got my shifts

at Lou's.

All right, well,

this'll chip away at it.

Want you to keep up the good

work, darlin', all right?

You're awfully chipper.

What's gotten into you?

He did.

Your ma's got herself a man.

- That cop?

- Yeah, that cop.

Ma, he's still wearing

his wedding ring.

Honey, he's separated.

Can't ya f***in' be happy

for me for once?

Oh, God.

All right, let's go, get up.

Clean the sh*t up off the floor.

Get down to the basement.

Let's get ready to do this

f***in' garage sale.

Wow.

That was beautiful.

Let's go.

Girl-style now!

Hey, girlfriend

I got a proposition

Goes something like this

Dare you to do what you want

Dare you to be who you will

Dare you to cry

Right out loud

You get so emotional, baby

Double dare you

Double dare you

Double dare you

Girl f***in' friend, you

Double dare you

Double dare you

- Double dare you, girl!

Hey, Dumbo!

I hate that name

so f***ing much.

Ever since Junior High.

Dumbo Dumbrowski.

So what's your real name?

Like, what do your parents

call you?

Where'd you go to high school?

Hear that?

That's how I'm getting out.

Hopping freight trains, yard

to yard, across the country.

I think that's what

real freedom is.

Kinda like a hobo?

That's cool.

It's a bird, it's a plane

It's Basterd, mang

Antichrist superstar

You're hopping freight train

To freight train

In a single bound

Loves the sound

Gettin' the f*** outta town

You're crazy.

I'm crazy? You give zero fucks

what anyone thinks about you.

My dream's to get

our sh*t to O-Z.

His co-sign is like every

prayer being answered.

Don't hide behind the fantasies

of false prophets.

Wise words from a mute

who hides in a shack.

Look, I was just kidding, okay?

Oh, my big f***in' mouth.

I'm workin', Ma. What's up?

Wait, wait, wait, what?

No. Where is she?

Yeah, no,

I'm comin' right now. See ya.

What the hell happened?

She had a stroke.

All right, look...

the hospital's asking

about insurance.

They're gonna clean us out.

Jesus. What do we do?

I guess I'll open

another credit card.

I'll shuffle some things around

and I'll see how much time

I can buy her. Okay?

Okay.

You're gonna have

to go fulltime.

Yeah, noon to 8:
00.

Yes.

No, that wasn't his fault.

It just overflowed.

Very good.

I don't got all day.

Well, sir, you know,

I think I've done

an excellent job thus far.

And I work hard, and I smile.

And even you said

that this was my calling.

- I was just hoping that maybe...

- All right, all right.

You wanna try out

for the big leagues.

- Yeah.

- Today is your lucky day.

Saturday, Alpine.

- Okay.

- Noon to 8:
00.

Some heavy hitters.

I am only fielding my A-team.

And the rate is double.

Thank you.

Thank you so much, sir. I...

Please button.

Button this up.

Nobody wants to see that.

Please, please, please.

Thank you.

- Okay. Thank you, thank you.

- Okay.

There once was

a queen from Bayonne;

who cursed and smoked

on her throne.

F*** a stroke and bein' broke

'cause I'm goin' for broke;

your superstar's gonna get

your ass home.

- Hey.

- Looks like I'll miss the show.

What's your business?

I think I'm in the right place.

I'm with Ray's Catering,

the bartender.

Pull around the side.

Oh, my God.

You can move

a little faster than that.

Of course.

Must be nice to be this loaded.

Well, you know who lives here,

don't you?

Who knows how to make

a Green God Absinthe?

I do.

I do.

It's gotta be perfect,

Dombrowski.

Of course.

Donna, you deliver it

downstairs in ten.

Do not f*** it up.

Roger that, boss.

He said those

need to be polished.

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