Paul Page #3

It must've been the boys out to paste.

Hey.

That's a bit much, isn't it?

- What?

- Put it all back !

What about Paul's "Rieces Pieces"?

Just hurry up !...

No, you go ahead.

Thank you.

- Is that beast outside yours?

- What?

What do you mean "beast"?

Your RV?

Oh, the, yes ...

The RV is ....

Where are you boys from?

England.

England.

I heard about England.

No guns.

- No, not many.

- No ...

Not really, just you know ...

Farmers ...

How are police supposed to shoot anybody?

- They don't ...

- They try not to.

Um, 20. Keep the change.

And give it to charity or something.

You're amazing, Graeme !

That cop didn't suspect a thing !

And Clive ...

You didn't pee you pants.

I don't like to be stick in the mud but ...

You're asking a lot from us, right?

We just met, we don't know

where we're going, or why ...

You don't think we deserve an explanation?

Look ... the less you guys know the better.

I want you to have plausible deniability.

Let's just say, I spent a lot of time

in that base thinking i was a guest ...

Turns out ... I was a prisoner.

But don't worry.

I got it all under ... Ah !!

F***, that made me jump.

Poor little thing.

I don't know, you could've done mate.

Ew ... What are you doin'?

Just watch ...

It's a miracle !

Man, I'm gonna miss these ...

What would you do that?

I'm not gonna eat a dead bird, am I?

You got me thinking that I'm

wasting my time ...

Don't bring me down ... Oh guys !

Eleven o'clock,

Twelve o'clock ...

Come on, it's fun !

If you think about it,

it's time travel ...

Eleven o'clock,

twelve o'clock ...

Yes, all right !

Let me see, let me see.

No, just sit still ...

You gonna try me like

one of your French girls, Jack?

I'm joking.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

just don't make me look fat, ok?

- First gravity sats ass ...

- Paul !

Can I ask you a question?

Shoot !

Have you ever done that to a person?

Yes, I've eaten many people.

I'm joking big guy ! Relax ...

No, I mean you know, fix them.

Oh, no ! Not a dead person.

Recently dead bird, that's one thing ...

... dead person, whole other ball game.

It's actually really dangerous for me,

The damage can actually bounce back on to me ...

I'm sorry, am I boring you?

Have you heard this one before?

Are you tried saussage?

Don't call me that in front of him !

Are you tired though?

Eggie, I'm bushed !

You know what? We're all tired.

Let's just pull over and stop for the night.

We're fugutives Paul, all right?

I refuse to just ...

... sit around and wait around to

get fingered by the Men in Black.

Look, we just gotta find somewhere quiet,

and don't draw attention to ourselves.

But, where are we going, Paul?

Oh, you'll know it when you see it.

- Two white guys?

- Two, strange ...

Strange white guys, got it.

- Order anythig weird?

- Chocolate.

Chocolate, awkward.

Zoil, report.

We've tracked him into a gas

station in Eli, he maybe travelling ...

... in an RV with two men

from England.

New England?

Old England.

Creepy. What are they, MI6?

Negative, just couple of nerds

in the lam from comic-con.

Something doesn't feel right.

I think he's getting help

from the inside.

I want those nerds iced and

that little green prick get back ...

... in his fishbowl or dead, ASAP.

I'm closing in, I can feel it.

In 24 hours he'll wish he

never set foot on planet earth.

Okay.

Here we are, this is the place.

bTHE PEARLY GATES/b

Yeah, this looks good.

Doesn't look like anyone's been murdered here.

Awfully quiet.

Quiet is good, Graeme.

Quiet is our friend.

Hi there !

There's a girl outside ...

Okay.

We're just a couple of regular guys

on a tour of the American Midwest.

I don't think she heard you.

I'm talking to you,

I'm talking to you.

Oh, sorry.

Hi.

I'm Ruth Buggs.

Good evening Ruth,

I am the writer Clive Gollings.

This is my friends cohort

Mr Graeme Willy.

Um ...

Do you got room?

Sure, yeah, park in Bay 9.

It's 25 $ a night, including hook-ups ...

... and I need an ID to hold on to.

Okay.

There you go, It's

my passport.

The UK ...

I love the UK.

- Have you been ...

- No.

You should go.

Oh ...

Oh, no, no, no.

I mean, you should go to London.

There's a lot of places I wanna go.

RUTH !!

Ruth, get in here !!

Well, I'll be by to get your money

so, have a pleasent evening.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

And you, bye.

She was lovely.

You just marry her then.

- Boo !!

- Hey !

What took you so long?

I was just talking Papa.

You talk too much.

Sorry Papa.

Hello.

Want a cigarette?

No thanks, I don't smoke.

Can I ask you something?

Yeah, sure.

You and Graeme, you guys uh ...

What?

You know ...

You know ...

You guys, two guys ...

Aren't you getting me?

What you ...

- I don't know what you mean.

- Gay ! - No !!

Why do people keep saying that?

Nah, I'm just wondering ...

Totally cool, if you are.

Everyone's fine on my planet.

It's all about the pleasure thing.

You know I'm sayin'?

Why you here Paul?

Oh, I was on a science mission actually.

And then I had some

spaceship related ... problems.

And I kinda ... crashed ...

Lucky for me though. This little

girl, she pulls me out of the wreck ...

... next thing i know, guys arrive

carv me up to the base.

What have you been doing here

all this time?

You know ...

Getting back man, I've been shootin' the sh*t ...

- ... I've been advising the Government.

- Not just the Government ...

- You I wanna have some kind of a

special power, you know? - Yeah.

- Something messianic.

- Okay, Steven.

- Uh, how about cellular revelification?

- Yeah, I don't know what that is.

Oh, restoration of damaged tissiue

through telephatic manipulation ...

- ... of a transit field memory.

- What's that mean?

- It means, "healing" Mr Spielberg.

- Yeah, right. - It's ok.

Like by touch or something like that like ...

... maybe its finger lights up when

he reaches out and touches.

Maybe, you know, somethimes

I find less is more.

Hey ... Trust me.

You'd be surprised how much he's

influenced popular culture over the last 60 years.

Agent Moulder was right.

- Agent Moulder was my idea !

- Really ?!

- Wow ...

- Yeah !

That's cool.

Honk that sh*t Earth-Man.

I like this song.

Harvard's my boy.

Come on.

Break it down a bit boys.

Don't be afraid.

Yeah, look at me, I'm breaking it down.

Use them tongs !

Get those tongs !

Stope the fire ...

Yes.

Ruth !! Prayers !

I don't know the rest of this song.

No one does.

Uhh, who's knocking?

Stop this.

- What are you doin'?

- Oh, shut up ...

I'll hide in here.

- Don't come out.

- Why would I come out?

- Who is it?

- It's Ruth.

Don't you dare opening

that door ...

- Hi there.

- Hi.

Good morning.

May I come in?

- No.

- Yeah, Come on in.

- No, no, no.

- Make yourself at home.

Not really dressed.

So, where's the other one?

The other one?

It's just ...

Oh, oh, it's ok.

We don't charge by the person.

There were three shadows i saw

dancing around the RV last night, right?

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