Pee Mak Phrakanong Page #5

---

Sh*t! Where is he? I don't know.

Help. Help me.

Pee Mak!

Hey, can ghost drown?

Don't let him fool you.

Pee Mak

Help me. I have a muscle cramp

Pee Mak. He has cramps!

Help me. Ghost can have cramps?

Please help him.

He must have taken an acting lesson.

Help me.

His acting coach must be Ang Lee.

He's not dead. Help him!

Give me your hand, Mak!

Pee Mak

Calm down. Are you alright?

What the heck!

Why did you run away from me?

We thought you're a ghost.

Why did you scream

when we threw the holy rice at you?

Gosh cuz they struck inside my wound.

If it were you, you would scream too!

Sh*t! We got the same problem again.

The boat is sinking.

Dang is still necessary, right?

Sure, he is.

Keep paddling.

Come on. Faster.

Come on!

Paddle. The boat is taking on water.

Hurry UP!

Wait.

Wait for what?

The boat is sinking.

At first I thought Nak was a ghost

and Mak was human.

Then it turned out Nak is human

and Mak is a ghost.

And in the end, Mak isn't a ghost after all,

just human.

So now who is the ghost and who is human?

Ter, what the hell are you grumbling about?

Yeah...

I was confused since the beginning

of your sentence.

And the names are so damn similar.

Mak Mak, Nak Nak.

See..

If Nak is still alive.

And Mak is still alive.

So whose body is it in the backyard?

Aey)'

why do you have the ring?

Aey is a ghost!

Why is it when we realize something

there is always flashes of lightning?

Damn it, who cares!

Ter, kick him overboard.

Hey come on. Let's go.

The boat is taking on water. Let's go.

Let's go.

Aey, I am sorry. It wasn't me who kicked you.

It was Ter.

Shake him off.

Come on.

Hurry... hurry.

Paddle harder. We're not moving.

Faster. Damn it!

Paddling with our hands to escape is no use.

Here you go.

Thanks. Give it to me, I will paddle.

Give me the paddle, I will do it.

Give it your best Ter! Row.

Ter, why don't you keep rowing?

Ter, why did you stop?

Ter, keep rowing. Hey hurry.

Aey will catch up to us.

What is it now?

Ter don't stand up. The boat will flip over.

What the hell?

Why are you standing, Ter?

Mak, move.

What?

Shin, move.

Me too? Yeah you move aside.

Which way? Right.

Fine.

Only Puak? Shin you move left.

Left. My left or your left.

Just pick one!

Which side? Whichever left side.

Whose left side?

The left hand side

that you use to wipe your ass!

Which way? My wound hurts.

Mak did you move back for what!

Move. Move where?

Move right. Okay.

Shin, move to the left. Left.

Which way? Move whatever way.

Which side. Which side? I What?

Gosh damn. Put your head down.

Get your head down to your feet! Hurry!

Down farther.

Gosh I'm sore now.

Gosh!

The drums of war sound off like rolling thunder

as we set out to protect our homeland.

Why are you singing now?

I know.

And why am I dancing along?

Roused to the point of release I raise

my white flag in sweet surrender.

I bust a rag out and just polish the sword.

Yay!

Nak is the ghost!

Let's

Mak, jump! Mak, come on!

Mak!

Mak!

Me too.

Mak! Come on. Let's go.

Let's go.

Ter, hurry.

Give me your hand. Ter! Come on.

Mak hurry UP!

Mak!

Shin, jump now!

Shin, now! just jump!

Shin

Shin, just jump!

Shin, jump!

I told you I can't swim.

Just jump now.

Shin

Shin jump! Now hurry up.

Help me. Hey come on.

Didn't you say you cannot swim.

Gosh your stroke is like Michael Phelps!

Nak!

Mak, get out of here.

I am not going.

You crazy. Sorry.

What's up with that? That hurts!

How come you didn't pass out?

In the movies I see they do this

and they always pass out.

What the hell is wrong with you!

Puak

Is he dead? I don't know.

Just drag him away. Run hurry...

Run run...

Let's go.

What should we do now, father?

Remember, no matter what happens.

Do not step outside the enchanted thread.

People aren't donating very much nowadays.

We've been waiting for months to get it fixed.

Father!

I almost sh*t my pants.

Now I do.

Father, what's next?

Don't worry. I will handle this.

Nak

Mak, don't!

Listen to me, baby.

Don't listen to her.

Gosh you're a ghost

stop with the sweet talk already!

Father, please do what you have to.

Ter

Please give me the holy water.

Don't hurt my wife.

Don't. Don't hurt my wife. Let me go!

Nak!

Do it father. Pee Mak.

Please help me.

Mak, don't! Nak.

Nak

Let me go.

Damn Ter

You spilled it all. It's okay.

Shin, please give me the holy rice.

Let me go.

Nak.

Nak.

Shin. Nak.

Chirping... chirping.

Hey look, so tame. Eating from my palm.

Why not try eating from my feet then!

This isn't the time to go

all animal lover on us.

That's okay.

As long as we stay inside the holy thread.

We will be safe.

Father!

What the heck?! Whose hand is it?

Sh*t! Which way to go?!

Is that you, Shin?

What's up with this?

It's time for me to go.

Gosh! The monk already made it over the wall.

Turn the other way. I'm getting the creeps.

Hurry. Nak

Pee Mak Nak

Pee Mak Nak

Pee Mak Nak

Pee Mak

Gosh that's enough already!

This isn't some name calling game.

Let's go that way.

Aey!

Aey, please let us go. We used to be friends.

I didn't do anything to you, you know.

Ter! You're the one who kicked him

off the boat. I told you not to!

I'm not a ghost.

I don't believe you. Don't come any closer.

Don't push!

Nak!

What should we do now, Ter?

Puak, you are still wet right?

Of course. Why?

Shin. Mak

I will count to 3 and push Puak

towards Aey now.

One Can we talk about this first?

Two Sh*t.

Three. I hate you all.

Everyone jump him. Jump for what!

See? If you are still human why did you scream

when the holy water touched you?

I screamed because you guys are

on top of me and it hurts!

Disgusting!

Come on. Get up. Get up.

Get up.

So why does the holy water

not hurt you like Nak?

I told you I am not a ghost.

How come you got the ring?

Well...

I needed some money.

I saw with my own eyes

that the ruby ring is exactly like Nak's.

Is the Ruby big?

Where is Aey?

Where have you been, Aey?

I had diarrhea.

I'm sorry

I needed the money to gamble.

I had you all wrong. I am sorry.

I thought you were a ghost.

But actually

You are a casino junkie.

And you watching too many movies

and always making presumptions.

Are you guys forgetting something?

What?

That Nak is still standing here?

Nak

Mak, let's go. Run!

Let's go.

It's stuck.

This one is stuck too.

Gosh Nak

Please just let us go.

You are a ghost so stay in your own world.

You cannot be with the living.

It's unnatural. It's sacrilegious.

It won't work out. It's not OK.

Can't you understand?

Don't mess with me!

What happened?

Nak disappeared.

It's stuck too.

What are we going to do?

If I make it out of this,

I will donate a lot of money

to fix this damn roof!

Puak

it's not the roof.

Mak, run!

Nak

please don't hurt us. I'm really scared.

Even in your normal form

I'm already scared shitless.

Now with your head

upside down like Spiderman.

Why do you keep getting

between Pee Mak and I?

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes