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Of course not. Just pretend they're not here.
Do you think I should go over there
and speak to him or something?
- Send a note?
- Certainly not.
Just ignore them.
I wouldn't go over there anyway
with her mother there.
As a matter of fact,
I blame this whole thing on her mother.
Really? I've always thought
she was a charming and attractive woman.
Charming and:
She's an interior decorator.I hate interior decorators.
Do you know what she wanted to get us?
A round bed.
- A what?
- A round bed.
- That's an interesting idea.
- She thought it would be very chic.
So I said, "All right. " So I get the round bed...
...now where do I get the round sheets,
and the round blankets...
...and the round pillow cases?
She never thought of that.
Waiter, I'll have one more of the same.
Thank you.
I don't know, I just have no use in this world
whatsoever for interior decorators.
Am I boring you?
No, not at all.
I was just thinking about that round bed.
We never had any interior decorators
in that old apartment of Nina's.
With that crazy old bed.
It used to go "whoosh"
when it came out of the wall.
Just like that, it used
to just go "whoosh" when it came out.
Whoosh!
Whoosh.
I've got a confession to make.
I broke into your house while you were away
and redid your entire bedroom.
You shouldn't have done that.
You'll never believe it until you've seen it.
And that darling bunny on the eighth floor
at Lord and Taylor's.
...promised to make you a round quilt.
I'm no longer interested in beds.
You've got to stop brooding this way.
You've got to try
and make a successful adjustment.
I've seen this coming for a long time.
Well, she can do anything she wants
to Nina's bedroom now.
Anything she wants to at all.
Look at him! Sitting there belting martinis
with Charlie Nelson.
Look at him.
I don't know what's going to happen to him
and I don't care.
Probably live on whiskey
and French-fried potatoes.
Get fat, lose all his clients.
I don't know what he's going to do
and I don't care.
I don't know why
I ever married him in the first place.
I was afraid of being an old maid.
I wasn't nearly this attractive then, either.
I didn't realize
that there are certain women like me.
who get more attractive as they mature.
I thought by the time I was 30
I was going to be lined and gray.
How did I know
I was suddenly going to blossom out.
...into a raving, screaming beauty
with my own television show
...and an income of $40,000 a year?
How did I know?
I'm well out of it, that's all.
I'm free, free!
You don't know what that means.
And I'm going to enjoy it.
El Morocco every night and men,
millions of men!
Poor, miserable creatures
groveling at my feet!
I'm going to be a combination
of Sadie Thompson...
Forever Amber and Scarlett O'Hammer,
all rolled up into one.
I'm going to be passion's plaything.
- Welcome back, Miss Chapman.
- Thank you.
Camera one.
I think we've won, Serena.
I think we've won.
- Congratulations, Nina.
- Thank you.
Congratulations, Nina.
- Great to have you back.
I am so proud of you, my darling.
So terribly, terribly proud.
It was nothing, Serena. Nothing at all.
I merely did my duty.
You took a desperate chance, John,
dynamiting the water works.
I merely did what I had to, Serena.
The water was contaminated.
You need some rest, John.
You haven't slept in the past three nights.
What about you, little Serena?
For the past three nights
you've been by my side...
...fighting this epidemic with me.
It's different for a woman somehow.
Easier.
Without you, Serena, I never
could have stopped this terrible epidemic.
But you did it, my darling.
That's all that matters. You did it.
We did it, my darling.
We did it.
Well, that does it.
- It's a real good show.
- Thank you.
All right, boys, wrap it up.
Hello, how are you?
- Welcome back, Miss Chapman.
- Thank you very much.
- Nice seeing you, Miss Chapman.
- Nice seeing you.
- Hello. Thank you.
- Wonderful show.
- Did you have a nice trip?
- Fine, thank you.
Good, glad to hear it.
Well, Rick Vidal!
Well, hello.
Hey, before these wolves have a chance
to tear you apart...
...let me get my claim in, huh?
Are you free for dinner tonight?
Yes. I guess I am.
It's a wonderful feeling.
I haven't been free for anything
in eight years.
Sure, sure. I'm free for dinner.
I'm glad I got there firstest with the mostest.
Say, you know,
you ought to watch yourself, darling.
This town is just full of guys
who are waiting for gals like you.
It is?
- 8:
00 then?- 8:
00.I'm staying at Mother's, 516 Park.
- Just ask for Sadie.
- Sadie?
Thompson.
Cab, please.
You look ravishing, Miss Thompson.
Or may I call you Sadie?
You may call me Sadie or Amber or Scarlett
or anything you want.
I think I'll just stick to darling.
- Where would you like to go?
- I don't know.
It's been so long since I've been out.
- Where have they got?
- Just leave it to me.
We'll go where there's music,
soft lights, dancing.
- It sounds delicious, simply delicious.
- It will be, I promise.
A rumba,
to me the most exciting of all dances.
- Shall we?
- No! I mean, no.
I feel silly, but I never learned to rumba.
Robert and I were going
to take lessons together...
- But we never did.
- It's easy.
- Let me teach you.
- Oh, no. I'd rather not.
This has been so lovely.
I don't want to spoil it all
by stepping all over your feet.
That's impossible. You couldn't do that.
Lovely. Lovely.
Absolutely exquisite.
- Yes, you.
- Well...
Darling, I've an idea.
I know a wonderful place.
It's very dark and very quiet...
- where we can talk.
- But I sort of like it here.
Oh, no. This place?
The place I know is much better,
much more intime.
- Where is this place?
- My apartment.
- Your apartment?
- My apartment.
Well, I've never been to a man's apartment.
Except, of course, my husband's.
And that was all right,
because I lived there, too.
- You know what I mean.
- Yes, I know.
I think it's charming.
Terribly, terribly sweet and charming.
- You do?
- Yes, I do.
Well, you certainly have
a very forceful personality...
...and you sort of smell good, too.
All right, let's go. It sounds lovely.
It will be. I promise.
Nice place you've got here.
Just a simple bachelor's apartment.
Come on, sit down.
Come on, sit here by me.
Don't be afraid. I want to talk to you.
Nina, I can't tell you.
...how very much I've wanted the chance
to get to know you better.
To have you get to know me.
There's so many things I want to tell you.
So many things I'd like to do.
Yes.
Well, first of all, that dame that plays Serena
louses me up every minute we're on the air.
Now let's face it, Nina.
You know as well as I do
that this is the man's show.
I carry the entire program right on my back.
Now, I've been thinking...
I don't want to tell you
how to write the scripts, of course...
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