Ping Pong Playa Page #6
table tennis.
The Chinese
invented Ping-Pong.
Still smoking the opium,
old man?
That's so sad.
Don't come back again.
Hey, yo, Wonder Bread.
Hey, you got a problem
with my family,
you take it up with me.
You know, I feel
for your old man.
One son's a champion
with a bum wrist,
and the other one
is, um, you.
Hey, you come back here again,
and I'm going to show you
my fists of fury in closeup,
for real.
I don't need
to come back here,
because after
I win the Golden Cock,
those kids are going to be
begging me to teach them.
You know what?
You can take
your dumb-ass school
and your raggety-ass fliers
and shove them up
your mother ass.
Spoken like a true gentleman.
You know, I fancy a good parade
every now and then,
don't you, Tom?
Plus, I hear Miss Chinatown,
hot this year.
All right, look,
I'll do it,
but you got to train me.
Michael's Ping-Pong tournament,
I want to play.
Come on, man, don't pretend
like you don't know
what I'm talking about, man.
I heard y'all
talking in the kitchen
about how
you want me to play.
I just want you to know
I'm willing to represent.
What?
The store?
Hold up; you don't think
I got the chops
to hold down the store?
Man, I could work
the cash register, Dad.
I'm not an idiot.
Don't worry.
We'll manage.
Yeah, how?
I mean,
no one in our family plays.
No one represents.
Mom don't get students.
You don't get sales.
But you don't need my help.
Fine.
Man, I can't remember
the last time
I came up with an idea
and you said,
"Good idea, Chris. "
Hey, remember that time
you connect the TV
and the massage chair
with the remote control?
That was pretty good.
Man, whatever.
Forget it.
I'll train myself.
Yeah.
Why did you have
to cancel class?
Sorry, grasshoppers.
I can't be honing my skills
at the same time
I'm teaching y'all
Ping-Pong 101.
So? We'll watch you.
No can do.
Then we'll help you.
No disciple
would abandon his sifu.
Look, that's all good,
Prabakar,
but this calls for ninja mode,
not sifu mode.
I got to work on my drills,
skills, and kills.
See, I can't be stopping
to take attendance.
Why not?
Why can't we run with?
Dude, calm down.
You'll survive.
No, we won't.
If you cancel classes,
my mom will make me
take calligraphy.
My parents will put me
in S.A.T. Prep.
S.A.T. Prep?
You in, what,
like sixth grade?
Fourth.
For me,
language lab.
Brush painting.
Origami.
Folk dance.
Music theory.
Flower arranging.
- Computer camp.
- Test camp.
- Mental math.
- Abacus.
- Boys' choir.
- Boys' choir.
All right, fine.
Let's roll.
What happens if you get stuck
with this loan
for more than one year?
This is
an adjustable rate mortgage.
I have a friend
at City Federal...
I think it's actually
a little bit better.
Okay, game over,
grasshoppers.
I already played
a bunch of people.
It works.
Hey, a point
is a point.
Don't worry about it.
I'll manage.
I'll work it out.
Why not now?
Christopher,
Really?
What about the store?
Mom can handle it.
Deal?
All right,
but as part of the deal,
I don't want
to hear no complaining
from you or mom either.
I mean, you know,
nothing about the job,
you know,
still living at home,
where's his girlfriend,
none of that.
- Come on, man.
- No way.
All right,
all right, all right.
Swing it, baby.
Let me take you higher,
swing it.
I got
that good foot moving.
Just gotta love
the way I swing.
Girl, move, don't stop;
keep moving.
Let me teach you
how to swing.
Hey, I got
that good foot moving.
Just gotta love
the way I swing.
Girl, move, don't stop;
keep moving.
Here we go.
Hey, here we go.
Let's move.
Here's a kid
who learned to swing.
Getting love
when trouble swings.
Got you in the mood,
I'm like red wine.
Swing, baby, swing,
'cause tonight you're mine.
Let me make your whole world
start to spin.
You're spending the night
with an African.
I'm on the good foot
as long as I can.
Swing, baby, swing,
let's swing, let's go.
Have fun,
We're done, done, done.
Now stop.
Let me teach you
how to swing.
Hey, I got
that good foot moving.
Just gotta love
the way I swing.
Girl, move, don't stop;
keep moving.
Let me teach you
how to swing.
Hey, I got
that good foot moving.
Just gotta love
the way I swing.
Girl, move, don't stop;
keep moving.
Come on,
teach me how to swing.
I got my body moving.
Just gotta love
the way I move.
Boy, move, don't stop;
keep swinging.
Come on,
teach me how to swing.
I got
your body moving.
Just gotta love
the way I move.
Boy, move, don't stop;
keep swinging.
Swing, baby, swing.
Oh, tell 'em.
I'm still not clear
on the reason you chose
Ping-Pong over basketball.
Wait, look, look, look.
I didn't choose Ping-Pong
over nothing, all right?
Okay, well, it just seems
like an odd decision.
What is that
supposed to mean?
Well, I mean,
we've been talking,
and it seems like you're
trying to buck the stereotype
of the Asian community,
yet Ping-Pong seems...
Wait, like, I can't get in touch
with my roots and stuff?
My family owns
a Ping-Pong store, you know?
I mean, what do you even know
about the Asian or the Chinese
experience anyway, man?
I mean, what's the last time
you even had Chinese food, man?
As a matter of fact,
I had some last night.
It was B.S. Chang's.
It was a delightful meal.
B.S. Chang's?
Dog, B.S. Chang's is about as
Chinese as Charlie Chan, man.
B.S. Chang's
ain't no real Chinese.
Charlie Chan
isn't Chinese?
Is that true?
You a dumb-ass mother,
you know that?
Man, I'm getting it in,
ain't I?
Sifu, do we have to drill again
after wind sprints?
Yo, I'm training
just like y'all, man.
Come on, little homies,
what's up?
- Ping-Pong's not fun anymore.
- Yeah.
Well, y'all ain't coming here
to have fun.
You're here to learn.
Well, I'm tired
of learning.
Can't we still, like,
play games or something?
Pull a little something.
This is how we does.
Follow step, step,
but you catch a buzz.
At the back of the pool,
we be jigging
till we nauseous.
Acting a dance fool
like no one's really watching.
Do that, do that,
do that, do that, do that.
Nine to five,
overdrive.
Do that, do that,
do that, do that, do it.
Dance.
Do that, do that,
do that, do it.
I know, man,
I know.
Come on, dog, man,
it's just...
Dog?
It's just an expression...
Come on,
I'll practice an extra hour now.
Okay, just serves, okay?
Dad!
You didn't
bring him back on...
Where's the bike?
Hit a fire hydrant?
Very funny.
You know, it did
make you look taller.
I went to the mall
after class.
Thanks, like he's not spoiled
enough at home already.
Later.
Hey, what happened
to Mr. Smack?
Just ain't in the mood.
Mmm.
Stressed out, huh?
Stuff with your brother,
right,
taking his place
in the tournament?
How you know about that?
My brother talks about you
all the time.
It's not like I'm even trying
to win this thing for myself.
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