Ping Pong Playa Page #7
I'm doing it
for my family, man.
Ain't doing it so I can get
no stupid parade
and ride around with
Miss Chinatown and.
God, I hate that
Miss Chinatown.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It just perpetuates the whole
idea of the exotic Asian women.
I mean, half the people
that go see Miss Chinatown
aren't even Chinese.
Yeah, I feel you on that.
I feel you.
You know, a lot of those girls
don't even speak Chinese.
Serious?
That's what
my whole dissertation is on,
the objectification and
exoticizing of Chinese women.
Oh, that's tight.
So you in college, then?
Grad school.
Asian-American studies.
Cool.
Anyway, I got to go make Felix
ingest some protein.
Thanks for bringing him back.
No worries.
Oh, are you going to
the tournament next weekend?
Um, dissertation.
But maybe I'll try to make...
stop by.
What?
Christopher.
Oh, hell no.
All right, look, man,
hey, I said
I was going to play
in the tournament,
but I didn't agree to wear
no damn Daisy Dukes.
Daisy what?
Man, why I got
to wear those?
This is standard
Ping-Pong clothes.
All competitors
wear these.
Man, Michael
didn't have to wear these.
Son of a.
It's Cheryl,
not Shee-lo,
Cheryl Davis,
regional administrator.
Regional administ...
You can just say
I'm the boss.
You understand boss,
right?
Boss?
Right?
You know,
"You're fired!"
Boss.
Hey, man,
make sure your sister
don't see me in these
tight-ass shorts, man.
And I don't mean like
tight-tight, you hear me?
Word.
Look.
That's tight, man.
My ninjas.
- Dog...
- Not one word.
What are you
doing here anyway?
You going to tell me
my Ping-Pong stinks?
Now, come on, man.
I came here
'cause I got your back.
Round one
will begin in five minutes.
Competitors, please report
to your tables.
All right, man,
let's do this thing.
Aw, yeah,
what's up?
Whistling here,
whistling there.
Whistling
almost everywhere.
Whistling up,
whistling down.
Whistling while
I turn around.
Whistling here,
whistling there.
Whistling
almost everywhere.
Whistling up,
whistling down.
Whistling
while I turn around.
I can't believe it.
One mother match,
and it's already over.
Prince Charles
is going to win.
Maybe I'll see you later?
What's that
supposed to mean, man?
Like you're trying
to kick me while I'm down?
Like you think that just
'cause you win one stupid game
that you're like my master
and commander or something?
No, no, that's not
what I meant.
You think that
just 'cause I'm Chinese
that I'm going to be a passive,
non-aggressive mother?
Hey, hold me back, man,
hold me back.
Please, I just meant that maybe
I'll see you later
in the elimination round, man.
Come again?
The first half of the day, man,
round robin, man,
round robin.
- You mean I'm still in?
- Yes.
Dog, why didn't you
just say so?
Whistling here,
whistling there.
Whistling
almost everywhere.
Whistling up,
whistling down.
Whistling while
I turn around.
Whistling here,
whistling there.
Whistling
almost everywhere.
Whistling up,
whistling down.
Whistling while
I turn around.
First elimination
begins in ten minutes.
All scorers report
to officials' table.
You can't expect him
to change overnight, Ma.
The good thing is, he's finally
following through for once.
Hey, that was...
that was in, man.
Hey, it glanced off
the side of the table, man.
Did you see it
change angle, man?
Dude, it glanced
off the table, man.
Did you see it?
It changed angle, man.
Didn't you see it?
Give me that.
Come on, Chris.
Go back and change
the score, man.
That was a deuce.
We can play that again.
That's a deuce.
Hey, what are you doing, man?
What are you doing,
going back to your chair, man?
Ya!
Man, that last game
was bull, man.
That mother ref
is blind as a mother...
How would you know, man?
You don't even go
to any of my games, man.
Middle school, JV...
You're too old
to remember.
I'm talking
about Ping-Pong.
Man, what are you
ragging on me for, man?
I'm doing this
for you and Mom, man.
I don't even
want to be here.
Actually had
some lucky draws.
That last guy
was a...
You feel me?
That's tight.
I like that.
It's very nice.
We're coming correct,
you got to be hectic.
they're feeling electric.
But give me a second
to reject the strike.
Respect the rock beat, people,
I'm the psycho.
Zap the bottle,
twist the cap,
tip the bottle back,
and relax,
as you get whack,
it's just a fact.
Nobody does it
better than us,
and we get so stupid
that we got
to ride the short bus.
Who rock the party?
We rock the party.
Never gonna,
never gonna give up now.
Uh!
Who wants to party?
We want to party.
'Cause tonight
the party don't stop.
Who wants to party?
We want to party.
'Cause tonight
the party don't stop.
Take that one
back to your master.
Ah!
Booyah!
You're next!
We want to party.
'Cause tonight
the party don't stop.
Who wants to party?
We want to party.
I got it going on.
A- give me what you got.
Who wants to party?
We want to party.
'Cause tonight
the party don't stop.
Who wants to party?
We want to party.
Never gonna,
never gonna...
You got this.
These goddamn shorts, man.
Sifu.
What's up, little Gs?
Where you been at?
I've taken the liberty
of outfitting
I've modified them to include
on the side
as well as helium pockets
designed specifically to enhance
your jump-smashing style
of play.
P.B. Rizzle,
my own shoes.
My own nickname.
I mean, can I wear
these, though?
I mean, is it,
like, regulation shoes?
Regulation?
You know, like
the shorts and stuff.
According to the American
Table Tennis Federation,
there is no standard uniform.
Are you kidding me?
You mean all these fools
wear this by choice?
Son of a...
Christopher Wang,
please report for
the championships presentation.
Christopher Wang.
Hey!
I got this.
I got this, man.
I was listening
to you, man.
No matter what happens,
Ping-Pong is like life.
It's not the quick sprint
that matters.
It's...
Just kick his ass.
Booyah.
Booyah.
I got this feeling, man.
I got it,
I got it.
You'll never understand.
You know, uh,
you know, uh,
you know the place to be...
on top, on top,
right next to Booker T.
Let's play,
ha-ha.
Welcome, everyone,
to the championship match
of the Golden Cock
Ping-Pong Championship.
You know,
people ask me,
"Cheryl, how does a girl from
Iowa end up directing an event
sponsored by
the Chinese Community Center?"
And I just say to them,
"Me love a-Ping-Pong
long time. "
So our first competitor,
representing
the new Harcourt International
Institute of Table Tennis
of West Covina,
Gerald Harcourt.
And his challenger,
challenging for the title,
representing
Ping-Pong Palace,
Christopher Wang.
Excuse me.
Christopher "C-Dub" Wang.
Three games
for the match.
The first to 11 wins.
Good luck,
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