Please Kill Mr. Know It All Page #4

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I think you're gonna

laugh when I tell you...

Well, maybe you'll be a little

annoyed at first, and then laugh or...

...maybe you'll laugh first and

then get annoyed, and you know what?

I would really preferred if you

got annoyed first and then laugh...

I am confusing you.

Okay.

The truth is that...

Well... Mr...

I really...

Okay.

Mr Know It All doesn't really...

Ex...

Exactly want to meet with you.

I have tried but he is

not budging on this one...

I'm sorry.

really.

I have to go.

Sure, I understand.

Bye!

Are you free for dinner?

Yeah!

Yeah...

Totally.

Yes.

You son of a b*tch!

I'm gonna make you pay.

I want to kill you so much.

I'm gonna get you so good...

You are gonna rue the day...

To review press 3.

- What the f***?

It's just dinner.

Yeah, it's never just dinner.

What are you doing tonight?

I'm gonna drop that video in front of the

TV station and return that piece of crap.

I've got some pretty great stuff

today, you two looked good together.

Yeah right...

Maybe you will get together.

I lied to him Patti and led him on.

Yeah, okay. Pretty sure that's

how most relationships start.

You should give it a try.

Look who's talking.

Have you ever had a

meaningful relationship?

That depends on your

definition of meaningful.

And what do you know about love?

I know that it can rip open your chest.

And expose your hopes and dreams then

kick you in the heart and give you a puppy.

Okay, i'm sure I read that

on a Hallmark card somewhere.

You know what? You really got to

come to terms with your past, Sal.

It doesn't hurt to wish

for things to work out.

What could I possibly

wish for with this guy?

Not that I ever will.

- I know.

Cause you don't wish for

anything. But you know what?

You have a boring life.

That is just the way my life is.

That is just a big pile of horse sh*t.

If you don't wish for anything,

if you don't have any hopes

i could tell you your

entire life story right now.

Sally was born, she didn't

really live and then she died.

It's a waste.

You should wear this one.

Here.

Alright, let me see

what we're working with.

Little earrings, hair up.

I think he might get lucky tonight.

I don't have a good vibe about this.

There's something you're not telling me.

What can I possibly be hiding?

Who the hell is Sally?

Sally's just a girl.

There's no such thing as just a girl.

I'm just getting information from her.

I think you want more than

just information from her.

Cardinal rule, number 1.

Do not mess with... - Mess with a

woman when you're working, yes.

Exactly, this is not a suggestion.

This is a freaking cardinal rule!

I'm a professional.

Yeah, you keep saying that but you

still haven't killed Mr Know It All.

Hello?

What?

Uh... Um...

I was gonna leave you a message.

No need, pal. What can I do you for?

Uh...

I... I...

What are you selling?

You motherf***er!

Wow, chief.

Don't you chief me!

You better watch your back!

I'm gonna put a knife through it.

Do I know you?

- Yeah.

It's payback.

It's my turn to kill you.

Payback?

That doesn't make...

Oh...

Hang on a minute.

Albert, it's for you.

This is stupid. I should not be here.

I should not be here.

Nope, no...

You look beautiful.

You too.

In a...

Manly rugged sort of way.

Line up. I mean...

There is a line up.

Would you like to go for a walk?

Sure.

- Okay.

Okay.

Classic.

The 1955 version.

Sheered technical brilliance

marked the beginning of his career...

And the 1981 deeper, more

mature version, was the end.

What do you prefer?

I've always preferred the '55 version.

But now...

I'm not so sure.

How about you?

- Me?

I have both at home...

Heard a lot about them, and i

have not listened to either one.

Been meaning to.

Now this one I know.

That's a classic.

Love this album.

I went to one of his concert with

my dad, when I was a little girl.

He was singing this amazing

song to a packed house.

Seems like a million people.

But when he sang it, it felt like it

was just for me and my dad, you know?

It was beautiful.

I thought that life could not be better.

And unfortunately, I was right.

Do you...

Do you ever take chances?

No.

I feel like sometimes i

have wasted my whole life.

Your life is not over yet.

I hadn't heard this in years.

That is the song that he sang.

Right.

Here, let me get this for you.

No... - Please, I want to

get this for you, and you...

Have got to be gracious

about accepting gifts, okay?

Okay.

Who's next?

Me. Right here.

Is there anything else?

Keep the change.

But miss, this is $50.

What?

- I need to get some air.

Sorry, I was feeling a bit faint...

Are you okay now?

Yeah, much better.

Albert...

- What?

I...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me.

- No, it's...

Okay.

Okay...

You know...

Wait here...

My cleaning lady hasn't been

here in a couple of days.

You don't need to.

- I'll be back.

About 850 days.

She got... okay...

Okay...

Sorry about that, I am...

Not the neatest person.

It's okay, I don't mind a little mess.

Typical guy.

Oh...

- Hello.

Wow, he usually only does that to me.

What's his name?

Rufus. Dog for short.

Hello, Rufus.

Albert?

- Uh uh?

I have a confession to make.

Uh um.

I'm Mr Know It All.

Uh um...

I used your picture for the column...

I know I should have told you...

I'm so sorry, I just didn't

think it would lead to this.

Wonderful this.

God it is such a relieve

to finally tell you.

These last few days have been

incredible and the best i've ever had.

All my life I have kept

things in my heart and now...

For the first time, I feel alive.

Uh uh...

You may think this is crazy but...

Here it goes.

Albert, I think i'm falling for you.

Oh.

I'm sorry.

I should not have told

you like that. It's just...

No, it's...

You just caught me by surprise.

Me too, this whole

thing is moving so fast...

So fast.

My head is spinning.

But it's wonderful.

Isn't it?

You're confused.

Conflicted.

You could say that.

Well, go with your instinct.

You'll know what to do.

I don't know.

Just do it.

I support you in this.

I wouldn't bet on that.

Do what you feel inside.

I did and i...

I feel free.

Albert?

You know what you want to do?

I think so.

Then do it.

Just...

When you told me that

you're Mr Know It All...

It caught me by surprise.

I know, i'm just trying

to be honest and...

Wait, wait. Wait...

Is this about Mr Know It All?

No.

I bear my soul to you and you are

hung up on me being Mr Know It All?

No, no...

What about the other things I just said?

Yeah.

You mean the other stuff,

other than being Mr Know It All?

Were you even listening to me?

- Yes.

Then what did I say?

You said...

A lot...

Wow.

I told you I was in love with you

and you were not even listening.

No, i'm listening.

I am such an idiot!

- Sally...

No, you're not.

You know what? You're

right, I am not the idiot...

You are! Get out!

Get out of here, are you listening now?

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