Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment Page #3

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Don't think, don't talk, don't breathe

unless l tell you. Understand?

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-Yes, sir.

-All right.

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We're gonna get along just fine.

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-Did you hear that?

-No, sir.

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Doggone it! We got ourselves a flat tire.

Get out and check your side.

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Mine's okay. How's yours?

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Fine, sir.

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There it goes again.

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Officer Eugene Tackleberry

reporting for duty, sir!

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Officer Kathleen Kirkland. . .

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. . .and l appreciate

you not calling me sir.

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All right. Mount up, Tackleberry.

Let's go.

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Oh, this neighborhood ain't so bad.

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You know the secret

to being a good cop?

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You gotta get to know the people.

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-Yo, man, you got a match?

-Sure. Here. Keep the pack.

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-Thank you.

-Good. Very good!

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That's the idea, son. You gotta

build up trust with the people.

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Then they'll respect you.

Know what l mean?

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Give me two of them glazed doughnuts.

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l'll have a chocolate.

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Excuse me, sir. Officer Carey

Mahoney reporting for duty, sir.

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Officer Mahoney.

lt's nice of you to drop by.

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-l missed you earlier.

-Had to get a new uniform.

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Oh, good. Good. We can't face

the public naked, can we?

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That's right. Where would

we hang our handcuffs?

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That's cute. l like an officer

with a sense of humor.

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l like you too, sir.

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l admire a guy who's

not ashamed to floss.

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You know, sir, oral hygiene is something

too many big-city cops overlook.

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Oh, good. Good.

So you like hygiene, huh?

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Then you're gonna like

your new partner:

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Officer Vinnie Schtulman.

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Hello? Hello?

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-Hello.

-Who is it?

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Carey Mahoney, your new partner.

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-Come on in. Come on in.

-Thanks.

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-Make yourself at home.

-Alrighty. Alrighty.

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-Don't sit in the broken chair.

-Right. l got it. l saw it. l saw it.

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Would you like breakfast? l got eggs.

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l'm fine. l'll get something later.

Tetanus shot, maybe.

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-This is an excellent place you got here.

-Thanks. l decorated it myself.

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-Hey! Vinnie Schtulman.

-l got peanut butter on my hand.

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-l like peanut butter.

-Mahoney. Nice to meet you.

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Hey, would it be okay

if l eat real quick?

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-Yeah, go ahead.

-Thanks.

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Next to lunch and dinner, breakfast

is the most important meal of the day.

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Oh, jeez. Bunky.

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Bunky, how many times l gotta tell you?

The litter box! The litter box!

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-You sure you don't want any?

-l'm on a diet.

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-Want me to lock the door?

-No, neighbors might borrow something.

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-lt's gonna be great having a new partner.

-l was thinking about it--

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l hope Lou's not jealous.

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Hey. Your pastrami's ready.

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Did you put the mayo on that?

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You've been quiet. l take it you

don't like your assignment.

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-That's affirmative.

-ls it because l'm a woman?

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l decline to answer that question

out of respect for your gender.

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l'll take care of myself.

You just cover your own ass.

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That's a nice piece.

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l was referring to your side arm.

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May l?

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Sure.

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lt's a Colt Python.

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-What kind of load do you use?

-1 58-grain semi-wadcutter manstoppers.

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Sensible weapon.

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l use a factory-accurized

Detonics .45 Scoremaster.

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lt's got the extended barrel,

short hammer fall. . .

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. . .and l load with 230-grain

full patch rounds.

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lt's primarily for stopping power.

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On the other hand,

if you want penetration. . .

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. . .the .357 will crack

the engine block of a truck.

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l can see where that would be useful.

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All right. Touchdown!

All right! Good job!

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-Give me another one.

-Look at the little football players.

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-Hey! We're playing ball.

-Come on, punk.

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-Give it back.

-You want the ball?

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-Give me the ball!

-Here. Go get it!

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-You never seen a football?

-Hey! Hey, copper!

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Throw me the ball!

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Come on, will you throw it back here?

Come on! Give it to me!

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-This is not such a bad neighborhood.

-This is a great neighborhood.

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-Yeah?

-l grew up here.

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-No way.

-Yeah.

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-Little kid here.

-Little Schtulman running around here?

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-You were little?

-That was me.

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We should get Lou out of the truck.

He needs exercise.

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-We can get him later.

-Carey, look at this.

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A Nestl Crunch bar,

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