Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment Page #4

Synopsis: Mahoney and friends have graduated from the Police Academy (1984) and are issued with their first assignments. As before, their cheerfulness and devotion to duty outweigh any shortcomings, but are they ready to do battle with a band graffiti daubing terrorists?
Genre: Comedy
Production: Warner Home Video
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
5.7
Metacritic:
39
Rotten Tomatoes:
29%
PG-13
Year:
1985
87 min
1,141 Views


hardly even been touched.

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No wonder. Got ants all over it.

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-You're not gonna eat that, are you?

-You wanna split it?

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No!

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No, no, no. What do you

want from me? Blood? Get out!

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Be cool, old man.

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Open the safe. Come on. Hurry up.

Open it.

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Come on. Open it up.

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-lt always does that.

-Hurry it up.

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There. l got it.

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Fizzies.

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They don't make them anymore.

Remember?

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Fizzies?

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Cops!

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Stay down, or you're dead.

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-Schtulman, you see a gun?

-l saw a gun.

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That's an armed robbery.

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-Unit M-1 5 to base.

-This is base.

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We've got a 21 1

at 302 Caroline Street. Please advise.

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-M-1 , did you read that?

-1 0-4. Tell them to move in.

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-Shouldn 't they wait for backup?

-No, they don't need a backup.

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-Do you need a hearing aid?

-Move in, M-1 5.

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1 0-4.

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Come on. Let's go.

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Follow me and stay low.

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Are you in here?

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Vinnie, if they are in here,

they're not gonna tell us.

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Now, cover me.

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-Fackler!

-Mahoney!

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Fackler!

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Tackleberry! Hold your fire!

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Mahoney?

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Officer Hightower.

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-You met Mr. Sweetchuck, l presume?

-Mr. Sweetchuck, l'm so sorry.

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My store! My store!

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We all got here at the same time.

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We didn't know that we were--

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Gentlemen. . .

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. . .you've really outdone yourselves,

haven't you?

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''Said officers did then

discharge their weapons. . .

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. . .with flagrant disregard

for public safety. . .

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. . .causing to be expended

some 1 200 rounds of ammunition.

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Total damage to the shop: $ 76,81 3. ''

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Well, l know that you must be furious.

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ln all my years as a police officer,

l have never seen such gross negligence.

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-You men have anything to say?

-Sir, may l speak?

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Captain Lassard, your brother taught

us many fine things at the academy.

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He taught us that a cop can

never care too much or try too hard.

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l don't know, sir.

That's exactly what we did.

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-Perhaps we were a bit overzealous.

-Overzealous?

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That's 1 200 rounds. $ 76,81 3.

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lf caring is a crime

and trying is a felony. . .

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. . .l guess we're all gonna plead guilty.

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Mauser, Mahoney is right.

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lf your men tried as hard as these officers,

we'd gave this gang licked in no time.

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Good work, men. Keep it up.

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See you at the gym.

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Attention! l need beer up here. Now!

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Okay, look for specials now!

Come on! Shop, everybody!

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-Shop! Shop!

-Safety first!

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Come on! Yeah! Go for it!

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What are you, a nut?

l'm a vegetarian!

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Fruit Loops. They're mine!

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Guys! Guys! Come on!

Stop, man! Act your age!

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Bye, now.

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Thank you very much. l found a lot

of really, really nice bargains here.

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Excuse me, sir,

you forgot your stamps!

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Gentlemen, l'd like

to propose a toast.

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To Lieutenant Mauser.

No, no, no--

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-Biggest putz of the precinct.

-All right.

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Mahoney!

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Get me another beer, will you?

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-ls he in trouble?

-Good question.

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-Tack, what's up?

-l need to speak to you, Mahoney.

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-Okay. What?

-lt's of a personal nature.

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Oh, all right. All right. All right.

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Let me buy you a drink, all right?

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Art, can l have a beer

and milk with ice. Right?

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-Okay. How about a shot?

-Yeah, that'll be fine.

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So, what's up, Tack?

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lt's Kirkland. My partner.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah. You're a lucky guy.

She's a fox.

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-That's affirmative.

-Oh, yeah.

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With regards to Kirkland. . . .

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Something you need?

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With regards to Kirkland. . . .

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-What?

-Well, l. . . .

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-l think l'm. . . .

-You think what?

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-Well, l might. . . .

-Tack, what? Spell it out.

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Lincoln, Ocean, Victor, Edward.

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Love? Eugene, you're in love!

You little devil!

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You're in love. That's great!

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Let's keep this 1 0-35, okay?

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Of course, of course.

Between you and me.

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You and Kirkland? So she have

the hots for you too?

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l don't know.

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l'm inexperienced in matters

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Neal Israel

Neal Israel is an American actor, screenwriter, film and television producer and director best known for his comedic work in the 1980s for films such as Police Academy, Real Genius, and Bachelor Party. more…

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