Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment Page #5

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of a romantic nature.

370

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Tack, you've been with women before.

371

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-Well, l--

-You've had one woman before.

372

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-Well, not really.

-l've seen you walking with girls.

373

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To be precise--

374

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You're 28 years old.

You're a man of the world--

375

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Mahoney, l'm a virgin!

376

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Go about your business,

or l'll crack some heads!

377

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-Proctor!

-Oh, lieutenant, l was looking for you.

378

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l have the pictures of the fruits

drunk at the bar, like you asked.

379

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The composition's a little off, but, sir,

you can clearly see those fruits are drunk.

380

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Who asked for fruits drunk at a bar?

l asked for new recruits drunk at the bar.

381

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Recruits?

382

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Lieutenant, l majored in art.

l could put a uniform on this guy.

383

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-lt would look like Hightower.

-What are you, losing it?

384

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Just get me Mahoney.

385

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-Should l save these?

-Get me Mahoney!

386

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Look at this, look at this.

l got nothing here, l got nothing.

387

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-Tack, would you mind? l got a life.

-Mahoney!

388

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Lieutenant Mauser wants

to see you. Pronto!

389

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Any day now, Mahoney,

and your little ass is mine.

390

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You wanted to see me, sir?

391

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Didn't your mother teach you

how to knock?

392

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lt depends. Sir, l hope this isn't

gonna be too personal.

393

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l heard what you said

about my little butt.

394

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l don't know how to break this to you,

but l'm straight.

395

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You know, you're very funny,

you know that, Mahoney?

396

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Every year, we get a rookie

who thinks he's a comedian.

397

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Well, Mr. Comedian. . .

398

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. . .see if you think this is funny.

399

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lt's your new assignment.

400

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What are we supposed to be doing here?

401

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ln case somebody's car stops. . .

402

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. . .we save them from

carbon monoxide poisoning.

403

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Who's gonna save us?

404

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l guess it can get kind of boring, huh?

405

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Hey, Lou! Lou, wanna play catch? Here!

406

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Go get it. Go get it, Lou.

407

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Lou!

408

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Yeah. Good catch, Lou.

409

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Excuse me?

410

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-Could l use your restroom, please?

-You buying gas?

411

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No.

412

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Then pee somewheres else.

413

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Look, this is a police emergency.

414

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Okay. Take the key.

415

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Hey, don't run away with that.

416

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The key to forming a successful

citizen's watch group is communication.

417

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l want you to think of this precinct. . .

418

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. . .as the hub of a miniature

communications network. . .

419

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. . .stretching from each of your homes

to every officer, on duty and very dirty.

420

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-Lou, let's get something to eat.

-Anybody got any aspirin?

421

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l've got a headache that's not gonna quit.

422

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Oh, well, look at this, here.

lt's the Jones Boys.

423

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Holy mackerel there, Mahoney.

424

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What did you do, suck up a bus?

425

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Lou, you don't like me,

and l'm not crazy about you.

426

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Schtulman, you keep him away from me.

427

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l'll be in the shower if you need me.

428

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Hey, Mahoney, do me a favor.

429

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Keep shaking this stuff

so l can fix my helmet.

430

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-What did you do, crack it?

-Yeah, l gotta put that on it.

431

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-Some sort of a glue?

-lt's epoxy resin.

432

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-You mean, when it hardens, it--

-lt turns into plastic.

433

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-How long does it take?

-A few seconds.

434

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-How long does it last?

-A few years.

435

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Hey.

436

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Hey!

437

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Hey! Wait a minute!

438

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My hand got stuck to my head!

Hey, who's fooling around?

439

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What the f***? Okay.

440

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Okay. Let's not fool around, fellas.

441

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lt's me, and l'm not kidding around.

442

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l want someone to take this out

of my hair! ls that you, Schtulman?

443

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l'm not kidding around!

Now, give me a hand.

444

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That ain't funny. That's very childish.

All right, cut it out!

445

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You're acting like children. Children!

446

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Now, somebody, just pull my hands

out off my head now!

447

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Who's in here?

448

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Who's that? Who's that?

l'll remember that voice.

449

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lf l remember that voice,

you guys are dead.

450

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Dead! D-E-A-D! Dead!

ls somebody here?

451

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Okay, who is this?

452

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All right, Lou. Oh, come on, Lou.

453

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No, Lou, don't bite me there. Lou.

454

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Lou. Please, Lou.

455

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Lou, please. Lou.

456

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Oh, no. Oh, no, Lou. Lou.

Good dog, Lou.

457

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Oh, no! Oh, no, Lou! No, Lou!

458

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All right. Open that door now!

459

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Hey, you. l'm not kidding here!

460

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Well. . . .

461

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