Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment Page #6

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What's the matter, you never saw

a man wash his hair before?

462

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Captain Lassard.

463

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l'll be in my room if you need me.

464

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Proctor!

465

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Proctor!

466

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-Oh, this is gonna be just fine.

-Yeah?

467

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Wait, one snip here.

Let me get by the thumb.

468

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-Yeah?

-Oh, that's-- That looks very natural.

469

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-Looks okay?

-lt's very, very good.

470

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l don't think you'll be able

to tell the difference.

471

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l'll bet you anything it was Mahoney

responsible for this.

472

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After l'm through,

just let me shape this a little bit. . .

473

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. . .and l think you're gonna really be

happy with what we've got here.

474

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-Yeah? Let me see it.

-Sure.

475

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Okay.

476

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Just look at it in the back here.

Look at it over here.

477

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Could l have the mirror, please?

478

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Sure.

479

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Lieutenant?

480

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Sir?

481

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No, no, no. We'll get a wig.

482

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Have you seen the state-of-the-art

in wigs today, sir?

483

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What the hell are you talking about?

484

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What am l gonna do about this?

485

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-Hey, what you doing?

-Leave me alone, lady, please?

486

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Well. . . .

487

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This is just what l've been looking for.

488

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-l'm not afraid of you punks.

-Come on, man. Come on!

489

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-Right here.

-Where are you going?

490

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-l ain't going nowhere.

-Come on, l'll take you all on.

491

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Come on, l want you.

l'm not afraid of a wallet thief.

492

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-Now it's just you and me.

-You and me.

493

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Okay, come on. Come on.

494

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Come on. l'm tired of talking

to you, punk.

495

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l wanna dance.

l wanna get my hands on you.

496

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Yeah. You ready to talk to me now?

Come on. Show me.

497

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Teach me.

498

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Okay, one at a time.

Put me down!

499

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-Come on, put me down.

-Oh, we'll put you down, all right.

500

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At this point in time. . .

501

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. . .yours truly was the object

of a malicious prank.

502

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Now. . .

503

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. . .can anybody in here

tell me how this happened?

504

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l can, sir. And if you don't stop that,

you could go blind.

505

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You think that's funny,

don't you, Mahoney?

506

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Well, you're on report.

Put him on report.

507

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We are not gonna leave this room

until we find out what happened.

508

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-What happened?

-What's going on here?

509

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Nothing. l was just reprimanding the men.

510

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-To hell with your reprimands.

-You don't understand.

511

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-Shut up, l have something to say.

-Would you take a look at my hands?

512

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l think that's a matter of personal hygiene.

l am talking about public safety.

513

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Now listen up, everybody.

This is serious.

514

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We've gotta do something.

515

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This is war! Now, we didn't start it. . .

516

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. . .but we are going to finish it.

517

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l don't care if we work time and a half. . .

518

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. . .l don't care if we have

to work double time. . .

519

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. . .but mark my words, we are gonna

nail these punks, starting now!

520

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-We can get them!

-Yeah!

521

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Let's kick ass!

522

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-Freeze!

-Freeze!

523

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Cuff them.

524

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l can't. l forgot my cuffs.

They're on the bike.

525

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No problem.

526

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Hey, hey. Excuse me. l hate to interrupt,

but can l go to the wedding?

527

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l mean, l've got a gift.

Look. Remote. Huh?

528

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Excuse me.

529

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-l don't think you should be doing that.

-What you gonna do about it?

530

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-l have to arrest you or something.

-You don't wanna use that.

531

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Look, l'm serious. That's my--

532

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Oh, l'm sorry.

533

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Oh, l didn't know--

534

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-Zed don't like when you miss payments.

-You're late.

535

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Hey!

536

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That's my greengrocer.

537

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Walk your beat, cop.

538

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-He thinks he's Bruce Lee.

-You wanna bet?

539

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Damn you.

540

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Wanna fight, huh?

541

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Fight me!

542

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He's very good.

543

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l like this.

544

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Oh! Not on broccoli!

545

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Oh! Not on cauliflower!

546

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-Hey, hey.

-Sweetchuck!

547

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Where you going, man?

548

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Come on, mother.

549

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Come on! Come on back here, man!

550

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-Come on, he ran in here!

-We got him surrounded!

551

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Hey.

552

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Right. Okay, okay.

We'll be right there.

553

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There's a huge fight at the Blue Oyster

Bar. Should we send the SWAT team?

554

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No. You send Mahoney in.

555

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M-1 5, a 41 5 in progress

at the Blue Oyster Bar.

556

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-Blue Oyster?

-l'll get the address. Wait a minute.

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