Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment Page #7

Synopsis: Mahoney and friends have graduated from the Police Academy (1984) and are issued with their first assignments. As before, their cheerfulness and devotion to duty outweigh any shortcomings, but are they ready to do battle with a band graffiti daubing terrorists?
Genre: Comedy
Production: Warner Home Video
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
5.7
Metacritic:
39
Rotten Tomatoes:
29%
PG-13
Year:
1985
87 min
1,137 Views


557

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-The Blue Oyster Bar is--

-621 Cowan Avenue.

558

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47:40,559 -- 00:47:42,151

l'm going in.

559

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47:45,479 -- 00:47:47,310

Coming out!

560

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47:51,239 -- 00:47:52,911

Hey, Hightower.

561

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47:56,559 -- 00:47:58,470

Looks pretty bad in there.

562

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47:58,799 -- 00:48:00,027

l'm going in.

563

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48:00,199 -- 00:48:02,667

Oh, no, no, no.

Hightower, don't go in there.

564

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48:02,839 -- 00:48:05,797

He's gonna get himself killed. Hightower!

565

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48:12,799 -- 00:48:15,267

Put these in the truck.

l'll be right back.

566

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48:16,239 -- 00:48:17,513

He'll be right back.

567

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48:20,559 -- 00:48:24,711

You have the right to remain silent.

The right to a court-appointed attorney.

568

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48:24,879 -- 00:48:28,315

You have the right to sing the blues.

You have the right to cable TV.

569

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48:28,479 -- 00:48:29,992

You have the right to sublet.

570

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48:30,159 -- 00:48:32,832

You have the right to paint the walls.

No loud colors.

571

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48:32,999 -- 00:48:35,229

Hightower. Thanks a lot, man.

572

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48:35,759 -- 00:48:36,953

Anytime.

573

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48:42,839 -- 00:48:44,830

Y'all be good, now.

574

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48:56,079 -- 00:48:58,468

Excuse me. Could l have

your signature for this?

575

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48:58,639 -- 00:49:02,473

-Sure. What do you got?

-Authorization for a body cavity search.

576

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Listen, each and every one of you men,

and you too, of course. . .

577

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. . .deserve real congratulations.

578

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That's a damn fine piece

of police work. Really.

579

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49:12,119 -- 00:49:14,314

l think you'll feel the difference today.

580

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49:14,479 -- 00:49:16,834

The whole neighborhood

is excited about this.

581

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49:16,999 -- 00:49:18,478

Really. Proctor!

582

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49:18,639 -- 00:49:20,550

l tell you, when this watch is over. . .

583

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. . .we'll go to the Club & Cuff.

Drinks on me.

584

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49:23,279 -- 00:49:25,509

Captain, Chief Hurst is on the phone.

585

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49:25,999 -- 00:49:30,151

-We'll leave you alone, sir.

-No, no, no. This is for you too, huh?

586

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Lassard.

587

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49:34,319 -- 00:49:35,911

Yes, sir.

588

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49:36,319 -- 00:49:39,391

Forty-two arrests, sir. Yes.

589

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49:40,199 -- 00:49:44,351

Well, l told you these young recruits

could take care of the job, sir.

590

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Here comes Mauser with more good news.

Can you hold on?

591

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49:48,679 -- 00:49:51,147

l'm afraid we had to drop

most of the charges.

592

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49:51,319 -- 00:49:53,992

lt appears we had to drop

most of the charges?

593

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49:54,159 -- 00:49:55,717

lmproper arrest procedures.

594

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49:55,879 -- 00:49:59,235

-Unnecessary use of force, sir.

-''Unnecessary use of force''?

595

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We had to release the prisoners.

596

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Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

Will there be anything else?

597

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No, l just wanna be alone.

598

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50:10,319 -- 00:50:12,549

Unnecessary use of force?!

599

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50:12,719 -- 00:50:16,075

What are they talking about?

How are they supposed to do the job?

600

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Mahoney.

601

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50:21,759 -- 00:50:23,112

Mauser. . .

602

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50:23,279 -- 00:50:25,110

. . .l know what you're doing.

603

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50:26,079 -- 00:50:30,595

Then you better be nice to me, huh?

Because l'm gonna be in charge here soon.

604

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50:45,199 -- 00:50:47,315

Yeah, l'll get to that later.

605

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50:51,399 -- 00:50:52,991

l'm all right.

606

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l'm trying.

607

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Tack!

608

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51:03,119 -- 00:51:05,952

Tack, why all dressed up?

You look great.

609

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51:06,119 -- 00:51:08,189

-l got a date with Kirkland.

-You little--

610

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51:08,359 -- 00:51:11,317

Your first date, huh?

Good going, good going.

611

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51:11,479 -- 00:51:14,915

-What you got there, cologne?

-No. lt's gun oil.

612

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51:21,599 -- 00:51:24,716

-Where's Mahoney?

-Here.

613

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51:25,279 -- 00:51:27,509

Hey, Mahoney?

Somebody here to see you.

614

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51:27,679 -- 00:51:28,873

-You Mahoney?

-Yeah.

615

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51:29,039 -- 00:51:30,757

-l'm here for the BCS.

-BCS?

616

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51:31,279 -- 00:51:33,839

-Body cavity search.

-Oh, right, right, right.

617

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51:33,999 -- 00:51:35,751

Where is he?

618

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51:40,839 -- 00:51:42,557

Everybody out.

619

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51:42,719 -- 00:51:44,277

Let's get out of here.

620

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51:48,279 -- 00:51:49,997

What are you doing?

Wait a minute!

621

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51:50,839 -- 00:51:53,512

-Shut him up.

-What are you doing?

622

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51:54,319 -- 00:51:57,038

Now, just relax, and we'll get along fine.

623

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51:58,519 -- 00:52:00,430

We'll talk later.

624

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52:20,039 -- 00:52:21,358

Hello, Tackleberry.

625

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52:21,999 -- 00:52:23,557

Kirkland.

626

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You look very nice.

627

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52:29,519 -- 00:52:32,158

Permit me to respond in kind.

628

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52:32,519 -- 00:52:35,113

l've never seen you

in civilian attire before.

629

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52:35,279 -- 00:52:36,997

-Disappointed?

-Oh, negative.

630

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52:38,319 -- 00:52:40,879

-And you?

-Oh, no.

631

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52:46,719 -- 00:52:51,395

Well, almost 1 900 hours.

Guess we better go.

632

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52:51,559 -- 00:52:52,958

Right.

633

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52:55,399 -- 00:52:56,718

Here.

634

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52:57,439 -- 00:52:58,633

What's this?

635

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52:59,279 -- 00:53:02,555

They're ear cuffs.

l had them made just for you.

636

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Gift.

637

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Good night, Tackleberry.

638

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Good night, Kirkland.

639

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-Tackleberry?

-Yes?

640

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l love you.

641

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Ditto.

642

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-Oh, Eugene.

-Oh, Kathleen.

643

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Eugene.

644

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Oh, Eugene!

645

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Good evening.

646

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Oh, excuse, please.

647

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55:33,519 -- 00:55:35,908

Happy birthday, Pete.

648

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55:36,399 -- 00:55:38,788

lt's not my birthday, Eric.

649

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55:43,039 -- 00:55:45,155

ls all that crap necessary?

650

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55:49,119 -- 00:55:51,508

-You seem a little edgy, Pete.

-No, l'm fine.

651

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55:51,679 -- 00:55:53,032

You want chopstick or fork?

652

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55:53,199 -- 00:55:55,030

How are things at work?

653

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55:55,479 -- 00:55:57,071

Awful.

654

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lf l don't do something quick,

l'm out of a job.

655

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56:00,399 -- 00:56:02,310

They're saying l'm too old.

656

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They're saying l'm losing it.

657

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They're saying that l'm paranoid.

658

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They're all out to get me, Eric.

659

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Neal Israel

Neal Israel is an American actor, screenwriter, film and television producer and director best known for his comedic work in the 1980s for films such as Police Academy, Real Genius, and Bachelor Party. more…

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