Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment Page #8

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Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

660

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Try to relax.

661

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l'm sorry. lt's just the strain, that's all.

662

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You stupid bastard!

663

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Excuse me.

664

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Why are you doing this to me?

665

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-Who?

-You!

666

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And those rookies you sent me.

667

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All they can do is screw up.

668

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The neighborhood is turning against us.

They're coming at me from all directions.

669

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That would be normal.

670

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Why don't you do something?

671

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-Like what?

-Well. . .

672

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. . .something to reassure the neighborhood.

673

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A special show of police involvement

for the neighborhood.

674

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A street fair.

675

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A street fair.

676

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Eric, that's a brilliant idea.

677

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What's a big brother for?

678

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-This fish is boiling.

-Oh, you want stir-fry?

679

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Step right up! lt's so simple

even a quarterback can do it.

680

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-You look like a quarterback.

-Me?

681

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-Yeah.

-Could you hold this?

682

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l'll hold your cotton candy. Come on.

683

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l know you can do it. Come on.

684

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Get it up on your shoulder.

685

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Thank you, Mrs. Mayor.

686

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Now, this broom is just a symbol

of the new spirit. . .

687

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. . .that's sweeping across

our neighborhood.

688

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And so, Mrs. Mayor,

perhaps you'll join with me. . .

689

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. . .in sweeping the crime

off our streets for good.

690

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-What's going on here?

-Cops are having a fair.

691

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-What for?

-They're trying to raise money. . .

692

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. . .to clean up the neighborhood.

693

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That's awful nice of them.

694

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Are they gonna have games

and prizes and rides?

695

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Yeah!

696

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-Are they gonna have a Ferris wheel?

-They got a big one.

697

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l hate Ferris wheels!

698

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l got a bad stomach. They make me sick.

699

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-You don't have to ride on it.

-No!

700

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-Well, l'll go on it if you go on with me.

-Okay.

701

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Let's go have some fun.

702

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lt's mayhem.

703

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-Hi, are you the mayor?

-Yes. Yes, l am.

704

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-l voted for you.

-Oh, that was very nice of you.

705

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-l know when l'm whipped.

-Sir, that's not like you.

706

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-Who's taking over? Don't tell me.

-Mahoney.

707

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Captain Mauser wants to see you

in the squad room. Now.

708

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From this moment on, l am the de facto

commander of this precinct.

709

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My name is Captain Mauser. Captain.

710

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On Thursday last. . .

711

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. . .yours truly was the object

of a disgusting personal attack.

712

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And l would like to have some names.

713

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Just some names.

714

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Okay.

715

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Have it your way. But l will suspend

every single one of you!

716

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Sir.

717

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l did it.

718

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Mahoney.

719

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Mahoney?

720

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-What kind of clown do you think l am?

-A juggling clown?

721

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-You're suspended. lndefinitely! Sit down!

-You can't do that.

722

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-You suspend him, you suspend me.

-My pleasure.

723

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Sit down, smelly.

724

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We don't know where they come from,

where they hide out.

725

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We don't even know who their leader is.

726

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-God, would l like to nail that bunch.

-l would love to get my job back.

727

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l say we do what Baretta would do.

728

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Baretta?

729

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-What?

-Go undercover.

730

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lnfiltrate the gang. Get their confidence.

731

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-Schtulman.

-You think you could do that?

732

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No.

733

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But he could.

734

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-He's right.

-No.

735

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You're young enough.

736

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Hell, you even look like

one of the little creeps.

737

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-He's talking about a television show.

-Mahoney, here's the deal.

738

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Now, l can't pay you a salary,

can't even give you expenses.

739

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lf you get yourself in a jam,

l might not be able to bail you out.

740

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-Could be dangerous.

-You could get killed.

741

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He's right.

742

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Sounds awfully tempting.

743

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Get out of there!

He'll call you back!

744

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l said, he'll call you back!

745

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Hey, man! Hey, man, what you doing?

746

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-Nothing.

-Why'd you mess up the phone?

747

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l felt like it. Don't sit so close!

748

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-l'm Flacko. This is my man Mojo.

-What do they call you, man?

749

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-Jughead! Jughead!

-Me and Mojo, we're with the Scullions.

750

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-Who do you run with?

-The Archies. The Archies.

751

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-l ain't never heard of no Archies.

-Used to be the Fudpuckers.

752

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-Yeah, l think l know some Fudpuckers.

-Don't press your luck!

753

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-Hey, you should be with us.

-Oh, yeah? Why?

754

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-Because we the baddest.

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